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About Me

im a gamer who plans on being in the entertainment buisness one day i just got too get off my lazy ass and apply myself lol.

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My Interests

video games, movies, wrestling, anime ( naruto is the best), martial arts, and then some

Son of a B***h!

Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."

Priest: "What have you done my child?"

Girl: "I called a man a son of a bit**."

Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bit**?"

Girl: "Because he touched my hand."

Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)

Girl: "Yes father."

Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bit**."

Girl: "Then he touched my breast."

Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)

Girl: "Yes father."

Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bit**."

Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."

Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)

Girl: "Yes father."

Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bit**."

Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."

Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)

Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"

Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a bit**."

Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"

Priest: "THAT SON OF A BIT**!!!"

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I'd like to meet:

whoever

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Analytical 20%
Artistic 48%
Driven 0%
Emotional 0%
Horny 71%
Independent 0%
Musical 70%
Optimistic 0%
Outgoing 0%
Political 22%
Religious 36%
Romantic 50%
Social 0%
Life Experience
Criminality 29%
Intellectual 38%
Relationships 33%
Sexuality 72%
Travel 23%

Politics
Your political views would best be described as Socialist, while philosophically you tend to think like a Conservative. Socioeconomic
Your attitude toward life best associates you with Middle Class. You make more than 48% of those who have taken this test, and 70% less than the U.S. average.

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Music:

mainly any kind of rock and roll and some rap

Movies:

anything i like Muppets Do NWA -F*&K the Police
..

Television:

same as movies

Books:

when i start writing them i will lol

Heroes:

someone who dosent try to kill me

My Blog

im gonna be a dad

just like the subject says i am gonna be a dad just thought i would throw that one out for everyone
Posted by damien on Tue, 22 May 2007 03:42:00 PST

im gonna be a dad

just like the subject says i am gonna be a dad just thought i would throw that one out for everyone
Posted by damien on Tue, 22 May 2007 03:42:00 PST

another one

just thought i would make another one of these blogs whom what to say though that is the question. i guess all i can say is what up people i add are proboly thinking y i am on here well thats simple i...
Posted by damien on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 08:09:00 PST

what up

hey yo this is the first blog im writing so i figured i would put out out a little more info about me im am 21 although when i dont shave i look like im 30 or 40 at times i quit smokeing and i vary&nb...
Posted by damien on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 02:14:00 PST