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Dead Men Tell no Tales

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So God looked upon all of Ireland and said "Damn I'm good"
Pisces
You have an awesome imagination, and often put it to use for sexual purposes. You are very romantic and don’t hook-up with random people very often. Because sex to you is about showing your love, you are incredibly romantic in bed, and very giving. You tend be in a serious relationship more often then not. Sex matches: Taurus, Cancer, Scorpio
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~ Look how he abused me and beat me,
How he threw me down and robbed me."
Live with such thoughts and you live in hate.
"Look how he abused me and beat me,
How he threw me down and robbed me."
Abandon such thoughts, and live in love.
In this world
Hate never dispells hate.
Only love dispells hate.
This is the law,
Ancient and inexhaustible
You too shall pass away.
Knowing this, how can you quarrel?
~Siddhartha Gautama
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You're 80% Irish
Congratulations, you're a shining example of an Irish lass (or lad).
There's hardly anyone more Irish than you! How Irish Are You?
JUST DO IT!
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I Hate Bitches
But I Love Mine!
Drinks.... I don't need any fu0fu drinks!
Lingerie party anyone? I am miss Hugh Hefner, lighting my cigar!!!
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NOW LISTEN UP BITCHES! I'm only saying this once!

The real me
Don't say I didn't warn you...
~ I'm always loyal to my friends and family to DEATH...ALWAYS
~ I don't get embarrassed
~ I don't look back. If you screw me over, I will drop you like a bad habit and won't think twice... I CAN turn off my emotions
~ I'm fun... and adventerous. I love new people and things
~ I LOVE my body, espically my boobs... I DO show them off. DON'T mistake me for a HO. I'm taken and NO, I don't sleep around
~ I'm protective of EVERYONE I love... you fuck with them, then you fuck with me
~ I don't give up... ever
~ I fight hard for what i believe in... and i'm NOT afraid of an ass whooping, the other person WILL feel me the next few days tho
~ Actually, I'm a pretty big Dork... but i like to call it having fun
~ I Don't believe in Regrets
~ I'm Kinda shy sometimes
~ I have 2 personalities
~ I'm a pisces
~ and an Aries
~ with qualities of both
~ I'm stubborn
~ But not too stubborn to mend fences
~ I'm getting good at mending fences
~ Sometimes i'm irrestible
~ when i am passionate about something, i'm VERY passionate
~ I can be selfish
~ I can be selfless
~ I contradict myself...a LOT
~ I guess i'm the only person thats allowed to contridact who I am.
~ I'm Brutally Honest
~ I'm comfortable with who I am... Faults and all
~ If you don't like what I say...don't listen
~ I'M A BITCH! Get used to it!
~ I'm a lover not a fighter
~ But I do both VERY well
~ I'm Irish and German... and VERY proud
~ I can drink a lot of people under the table
~ Yea, you should be Jealous
~ To steal lines from my friend Natalie's page...
~ I taste so good, you'll want a recipe
~ I'm so cool I'm frosted (sorry lady.. I LOVE IT!)
~ I can be pretty wild
~ I'm a little domesticated...
~ I act like a blonde, but don't underestimate me
~ I'm dangerous
~ I'm intelligent
~ I know how to kill a man with my bare hands
~ I own lots of guns... i like guns
~ I don't like people who are full of themselves
~ I'm pretty full of myself
~ I love football... GO STEELERS!
~ I love video games... I don't play them as much as I used to and that makes me sad
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Ingredients:
3 parts intelligence
5 parts crazyiness
5 parts ego
Method:
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Add a little emotion if desired!
Which Random Irish Gaelic Phrase Are You?

Is maith liom bananai
Is maith liom bananai - 'I like bananas.'You're laid-back and you enjoy the simple things in life. Some might say you're a little too laid-back. Just what is it you're smoking, anyway?
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My Interests



I'd like to meet:



Friends are
WONDERFUL

Music:

HECK NO TO TECHNO!!!!

anything that has a good beat. Sublime and STP are my fav bands. But i like all music from rap to punk and country and rock.

Movies:

anything with angelina jolie. I love movies of all sorts.
You Are a Warrior Soul
You're a strong person and sometimes seen as intimidating.
You don't give up. You're committed and brave.
Truly adventuresome, you are not afraid of going to battle.
Extremely protective of loved ones, you root for the underdog.

You are picky about details and rigorous in your methods.
You also value honesty and fairness a great deal.
You can be outspoken, intimidating, headstrong, and demanding.
You're a hardliner who demands the best from themselves and others.

Souls you are most compatible with: Old Soul and Peacemaker Soul What Kind of Soul Are You?

Television:

I adopted a cute lil' poison fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!

Books:



Sun Sign: Aries
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Moon Sign: Pisces
Moon 23° Pisces 42' Pisces Horoscope
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Rising Sign: Leo
Ascendant 23° Leo 05' Leo Horoscope
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Heroes:

I LOVE ANY KICK ASS WOMEN!! I would honestly say myself and my family (the friends that have stayed in my life this long are family too).
~ MY MOM
For showing me how to be strong when I feel weak. For showing me how to controll my temper, for showing me patience, for never letting me back down.
~ MY DAD
For my strength, my temperment, my goofyness, for teaching me how to let what people say about/to me roll off my chest, for always picking me up high above his head so I can see, for holding my hand when i was scared, for carrying me when i was too tired to walk another inch, for making me walk when I needed to be carried, and for teaching me to never be afraid of anything, even an ass beating when i was standing up for something that was right. He also taught me to make sure they feel me the next morning
~ MY BROTHER
For teaching the value of friendship, for never letting me dumb down, for playing barbie and GI Joe with me when there was nobody else around, For making me be the positive one, for standing up for me when nobody else would, For keeping my secrets.
~ ALANNA
For balancing me (nuff said)... For showing me inner strength, for helping me grow, for giving me something to fight for, for being my Quaker, and for being a best friend in every sence of the word.
~ ROBERT
For always giving me someone to have an debate intelligently with, For letting me give advice, for being one of the smartest men I know, for needing my friendship.
~ JOSH
We may not be together anymore, but you still meant all these things for me
For showing me how a real man loves, for making me a stronger person, for making me a smarter person, for making me a more ambitious person, for letting me have moments of weakness, for letting me be myself, for always being there, for pushing me to do better when i wanted to be left alone, for never leaving me alone, for pissing me off more than I thought possible while making me love you more than i ever thought possible, for always answering (or trying to answer) my random questions, for never getting frusterated enough to leave, I can go on for ever but I will leave it at these final 3, for loving me, for giving me the greatest sex.. EVER and for Preventing me to join the Army before I even knew what love REALLY was.
AND TO EVERYONE IN MY LIFE FOR TAKING ME AS IS AND NEVER ASKING FOR A CHANGE! YOU ARE MY HERO'S BECAUSE YOU HELPED ME BECOME ME! I LOVE YOU!
Isis
Honorable, straightforward and idealistic. Active and self-confident.
Colors: male: white , female: blue
Compatible Signs: Osiris, Thoth
Dates: Mar 11 - Mar 31, Oct 18 - Oct 29, Dec 19 - Dec 31
Role: Goddess of motherhood, women, and magic; goddess of the South; protector of Imseti (the son of Horus who watched over the canopic jar containing the liver)
Appearance: Woman wearing the hieroglyph for "throne" on her head
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ROGUE!!

My Blog

Pet baby squirrels

So I am walking to this internet cafe/ pizza joint around the corner from my barracks on sunday evening and there, on the sidewalk is a baby squirrel... shaking, starving and giving us the "pleas...
Posted by Dead Men Tell no Tales on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 10:17:00 PST

A new Poem for my closest friends!!

Why is it that when I call home I cry? I miss you so much as a tear falls from my eye. I just wish I could be there with my future secure To be surrounded by you all again is the ultimate lure! I...
Posted by Dead Men Tell no Tales on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 05:57:00 PST

Rambelings of this weird feeling in my tummy

Why do people stop smiling and look down when I walk by? Do they know something they shouldn't about me? Why do I not like people to get close to me? DON'T TOUCH ME! You know what I love about MY dogs...
Posted by Dead Men Tell no Tales on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 03:45:00 PST

Shitty and Fantastic Weekend

Here's the whole story.... Friday we took sativa in to get fixed... everything went VERY well... Saturday morning she stretched too much and popped something inside (almost dies for loss of blood).......
Posted by Dead Men Tell no Tales on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 07:24:00 PST

Hidden Talents... PENIS STYLE

So I was at Ben's party the other night..... Now, i've always been a HUGE fan (and supporter) of certain parts of the male anatomy... don't get me wrong, I'm no slut.... But I can guess... by the way ...
Posted by Dead Men Tell no Tales on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 08:37:00 PST

Life is all Philosophy!

My life philosophy is long and complicated. Maybe its more complicated in my head than it is out loud. I have many reasons for the beliefs I have. I cannot tell you my life story. Nor will I tell you ...
Posted by Dead Men Tell no Tales on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 11:39:00 PST

Things To Do Before I Die

*** THESE ARE THE THINGS I WANT TO DO BEFORE I DIE... IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER***   1.) Meet Angelina Jolie.... ask for a kiss 2.) Sky Dive 3.) Scuba Dive 4.) Get Married 5.) Live in a good house w...
Posted by Dead Men Tell no Tales on Fri, 12 May 2006 01:03:00 PST

WELCOME TO THE WORLD AIRYEL LEXY!!!!!!!!!

At 3:30 this morning, my bestest friend/ roommate/ soulmate/ lifemate Alanna's water broke. And at 4:35am we welcomed a BEAUTIFUL, healthy baby girl into this world. She has a myspace account if anyon...
Posted by Dead Men Tell no Tales on Wed, 11 Jan 2006 12:22:00 PST