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Andrid Kold

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About Me

My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it...

My Interests

Music, Music production and mixing, writing song lyrics, poetry, sky diving, animation, photography, art, dancing, painting, everything Japanese, friends, coffee, meeting new people, korean food, metallurgy, meditation, thunder storms and rainy days, design, philosophy, fashion, day dreaming, Lego, plans of world domination, kicking ass then taking names.

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101-year-old marathoner

Music:



powered by frazy.com.."3"color=redMassive Attack,Hooverphonic, Miguel Migs, Collabetuer, Portishead, The Ils, MIA, The Faint, The Postal Service, Underworld, Melaaz, Tricky, Jay Dee, Slo Moshun, Riot Society, Psychedelic Furs, AHA, Crusho, Italian Secret Service, Daddy G, Infracom Presents, De-Phazz, Willie Williams, 60 channels, Stereo Total, Radiohead, Strawberry Machine, U2, Psychedelic Furs, The Streets, Wax Poetic, China Dolls, Chemical Brothers/Dust Brothers, The Crystal Method, Koop, High Contrast, Roni Size, Motley Crue, The Briefs, Beastie Boys, Junior Senior, Blue Pearl, Mark Farina, The Ramones, Gram Rabbit, NIN, David Bowie, Conjure One, Interpol, Future Sound of London, Mark Farina, Josh Wink, Doc Martin, New Order, Front 242, Gram Rabbit, Departure, Kolorform, Digable Planets, Peaches, James Hardway, Lady Tron, Le Tigre, Zoot Woman, Felix Da Housecat, Classical, Acid Jazz, Deep House, Miss Kittin, Asian Dub Foundation, UNKLE, The Aloof, Tranquility Bass, Saint Etine, The Orb, Meat Beat Manifesto, Gorillas, Square Pusher, Junior Vasquez,

Movies:

The Hidden Fortress, Ran, Yojinbo, The Seventh Samurai, The Game, Resevoire Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Italian Job, Fight Club, City of Lost Children, Labrynth, The King and I, Contact, My Science Project, The Usual Suspects, The Grudge, The Mothman Prophecy, Freda, the Red Violin, Kill Bill 1&2, the Devils Advocate, Goodfellas, Breakfast Club, 3 Oclock High, Fast Tims at Ridgmont High, Manican, Dead Man Walking, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Once upon a time in China, American History X, Life is Beautiful, Star Wars, Blade Runner, A Clockwork Orange, X-Men, Toy Story, A Bugs Life, Finding Nemo, ...

Television:

I miss Arrested Development

Books:

The Celestine Prophecy, I Ching, An Underground Education, Zuhan Falun, Dead Man Walking, Always Outnumbered Always Outgunned,

My Blog

I’m up to 20 miles!

SO to keep everyone current on the status of my marathon trianing, I was immobilized due to an injury for 2 weeks and missed I larger 18 mile run.  I was down but not out.  I returned to tri...
Posted by Andrid Kold on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 08:27:00 PST

Save the date, its going to be one big ass party!

May 4th...It’s going to be one big ass party! I got the venue ( a club in China Town) I got the cause (APLA) "Love in LA for APLA"  May 4th Chinatown Los Angeles All proceeds go to AIDS Pr...
Posted by Andrid Kold on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:21:00 PST

I’m running a marathon and need your help.

Hi MySpacersI'm running in the AIDS Marathon in San Francisco on August 3rd. This directly benefits APLA ( AIDS Project Los Angeles). Here's the thing, I need to raise money.  I know you all aren...
Posted by Andrid Kold on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 08:58:00 PST

Shoot to Thrill, Get shot by Dilate Photography!

myspace.com/dilatephoto Rates are negotiable.  ...
Posted by Andrid Kold on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 07:47:00 PST

The Truth About Thanksgiving

Here is a little something to think about when getting stuffed on bird and enjoying time with family and friends.   Know that what you learned in your high school History class is bull shit....
Posted by Andrid Kold on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 02:43:00 PST

The lost art of a music compilation CDR

The art and personalization of creating a music compilation CD i feel is lost today.  MP3s, MP3 players, and file-sharing have all but eliminated the days of one's top picks of music on one 60 or...
Posted by Andrid Kold on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 11:41:00 PST

Sogetup.

"The end of the earth is upon us Pretty soon it will all turn to dust So get up!, forget the past, go out side and have a blast. The end of the earth is upon us Pretty soon it will all turn to dust...
Posted by Andrid Kold on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 08:28:00 PST

Tell me something

Tell me something... I'll admit, I like the occasional bulletin. I liked this one but bulletins get lost these days (especially if you have a lot of musicians or promoters on your list)...so, I thou...
Posted by Andrid Kold on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 01:05:00 PST

Sick in Koh Samui

Ive been in Thialand for over a week now.  Arriving first in Bangkok then to Chiang Mai where i stayed in a small village named omung in Lampun province just outside of Chiang Mai.  After fi...
Posted by Andrid Kold on Fri, 13 Jan 2006 01:41:00 PST

I love the rain!!

I love the rain! There is something about it that is so comforting. It calms when I am stressed, it provides inspiration for me when Im in on of my artistic moods and it provides a great excuse to st...
Posted by Andrid Kold on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST