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Umar

My mother is my brother, my brother is my father, my father is my sister, thats the Rehman family! D

About Me

(Read in non-understandable terrorist accent)Helloooo. My name is Bin Liner, Umar Bin Liner Rehman, but you can call me Big Ooooh. I'm so rich I live in Marble Arch... Literally Marble Arch, and I hire Phillipino slaves who i beat regularly with sugar canes and pelt with rocks and shoes. The last bit of exercise i ever took part in was birth.(I am also a sex guru)

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone Western so I can go BOOOOM.