dandillion

I'd like to meet:

Music:

dance~~techno~~drum n bass~~r'n'b

Movies:

Nightmare before christmas /

the count of monti cristo /

Oceans 11 , 12 /

the notebook /

Romeo and Juliet /

The Holiday /

Notting hill /

Saw /

Anchorman /

40 year old virgin /

War films spec Jarhead , Saving Private Ryan , Pearl Harbour , Three Kings /

porn /

loads more ..

ewan mcgregor ,

steve corell ,

ben stiller ,

nicole kidman ,

antony hopkins ,

l eonardo di caprio ,

orlando bloom ,

george clooney ,

jim caviezel ,

heath ledger ,

Jake Gyllenhaal

- all fucking amazing .

Television:

Family Guy, Top Gear, The Simpsons, The Apprentice, Futurama, anything on the history chanel, anythign on the discovery chanel, Heros, Nip/tuck, CSI, Criminal Minds, Long Way Round, The Hills, Laguna Beach- the real OC..etc

Heroes:

bolty
dardy
ladsy
trueeee
hell
devo
dero
gank
maggot
amber antonelli... just everything she says.
a few-
amber to me -''do you realise im hitting on you'' me - ''put it in the hole, stuff it down and let it ferment!'' amber in a sexy voice- ''do you see the valgarity in my eyes?'' amber ''You give off the vibe, don't act of the vibe then you go home and vibe'' me- ''all my really good looking mates have partners''
her- ''are you calling me ugly''
me- yeah my mum doesnt like randoms at the house at night cus she fingers her self or sum shit
her- yeah she whips out her dildo and gives it a good old jab
me- dont go in there it smells of poo
amber then walks into the room and finds out why i said that
-classic.
before i watched these movies women only made me cry through my penis, now they make me cry through my eyes- peter griffin
it is impossible to part on good terms, because if one were on good terms, one would not part
We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.
Play with my pussy, not my head
You don't have to promise me the moon or stars . . .
just promise that you will stand under them with me
''its not what it looks like, we're not lesbains''
''thats cool, im into having fun''- three hammers foundation day
would you like some chips with your SALT?- paul in the hospital
SOME GUY- ''different men, have different strokes''
ME- ''what the fuck is a stroke?''
- caucasion chalk cirle
get laid..think wood
'UR UR URR..lower...UUR URR URR'- rhian price
browndown and longmoor remove and forth form ccf camp '07-
robbie- thanks to the section, the NCOs....and danielle
richard- SEXY TIME
me- is that the rabits brain!?
morrissy- no danielle, thats its genitals
me- no wait theres only one world what are you talking about how can i be from a different planet theres only ONE unless your talking bout star trek in which......
morrissy and robbie- shut up doris
me- sam, are you KIDDING me your DAD is bob THE builder?!
morrissy- urm yeah what do you think we've been talking about for the past day
me- i thought you were JOKING
munich '07=
'chunder'- mainly taz lol
'spinking'- a collection
'i dont wnna suck ur ass..thats discusting'- taz
'rauchenzimmer'- sebethy, moi, tazzy t
'nice to see you', 'yes it is' - tazos psaras
''do you wanna bum?'- richard hope
browndown ccf camp '07= ''low MORAL...0800 BATTLESHIP...depressed deprived...i hope your writing this all down''
perseverance - fall seven tyms, stand up eight
Did you fart? Cause you blew me away.