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Hussalonia

Pop Does Not Mean Popular.

About Me



Bears | Puppets | Fake Cola | Angry Cats | Big Donut | Masks | Mallo Cup

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 1/26/2005
Band Website: hussalonia.com
Band Members: Jesse Mank
Influences: Thomas Edison, Charles Schultz, J.D. Salinger, Les Paul and Mary Ford, The Beatles, Ragtime, Wes Anderson, The Replacements, Franz Kafka, Elvis Costello, Harry Houdini, Woody Allen, Buddy Holly, Brian May, Jon Brion, Keith Moon, Groucho Marx, The Neptunes, Dr. Pepper, Women
Sounds Like: Hussalonia likes pop music, unexpected changes and awkward mixes. Hussalonia thinks a little humor is good, serious brooding is bad. Hussalonia can be desperate or depressed or manic or ironic or sincere or foolish or melancholic or downright cruel, but cannot be a tortured artist. Hussalonia thinks it can be pretty funny to use the word fuck for no reason sometimes.
Record Label: The Hussalonia Record Concern
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Short Wicks on Small Bombs.

I'm going to share something with you: I'm not a nice guy. I just have a hard time expressing my frustration. I bottle it all up. So in an act of catharsis, here is a short list of things that I reall...
Posted by Hussalonia on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 10:49:00 PST

Everyone: Abandon MySpace. Go to Virb.

I'm so sick of MySpace and the horrible ads challenging me trim nose hairs or attack a sumo wrestler. And it's owned by Rupert Murdoch. Yuck! I started a Hussalonia page on Virb. It's way better than...
Posted by Hussalonia on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 06:07:00 PST

Patron Saint of Doom

As I get older, I like to think that I'm solving some of the personal problems of my youth. I was a very self-centered young man. I still am in many ways, but I have been trying to cast out my old dem...
Posted by Hussalonia on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 01:17:00 PST

Meep meep!

I've been blogging everyday on the RPM Challenge website. Here's a recent blog: (click here to visit my blog space on the RPM site)I had an awful day today. It's so cold that my iPod just shut down af...
Posted by Hussalonia on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 07:34:00 PST

Writing/Recording an album in 28 days

Hussalonia is particpating in the RPM Challenge. What is that, you ask? It's a challenge to creative folks worldwide to write and record an album (10 songs/35 minutes minimum) in the 28 days of Februa...
Posted by Hussalonia on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 12:47:00 PST

SORRY! I KNOW YOU HAD NO IDEA YOU WERE PLAYING, BUT YOU LOST!

I purchased a bottle of Pepsi Cola from a vending machine today. I opened it and had been enjoying the refreshing, crisp taste of Pepsi Cola when I happened to notice some text on the inside of the ca...
Posted by Hussalonia on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 09:27:00 PST

15 year old boy joins Van Halen. Robots hold man hostage. Repent!

On the bus ride home, someone in one of my classes started telling me about a band called Captured By Robots . Apparently, a man invented a bunch of robots that actually play instruments, and he tours...
Posted by Hussalonia on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 11:31:00 PST

Me, my lover and a Tom Waits mix CD.

I was going through my CDs, to find a promo that I know I used to have, so that I could give it to some random girl in my Brit Lit class. I can be honest with you; it means nothing. We talked about th...
Posted by Hussalonia on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 11:11:00 PST

I'm blogging about P!nk and Kelly Clarkson and Kenny Rogers!

Last summer Kelly Clarkson had everyone eating out of the palm of her hand with the amazing crossover hit "Since you been gone." Goddamn it, everyone admitted to liking that song. Nuns, lawyers, dogs,...
Posted by Hussalonia on Wed, 17 May 2006 06:46:00 PST

The Amazing Loose Change Clairvoyant

If you've ever worked in retail, you might accept a Five Dollar bill from one customer, and later give that same bill to another customer as part of their change. More often than not, you end up givin...
Posted by Hussalonia on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 07:31:00 PST