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Jack Awesome

When LJ doesn't placate your ego enough...

About Me

..This is the difficult part. There's nothing grand or epic about me. I know how to make a plethora of drinks since I'm a bartender. I just retired from Ford. (And such a young age too!) Actually, the consolidation cost 1100 of us our jobs, so I decided I have my whole life ahead of me and decided to be done with it.. I love music, Miller Lite, sweet potatoes and watching WWE. I look forward to traveling, meeting new people and making out with Nicole Kidman. In my spare time, I love evening walks, video games and writing pragmatic little essays about my past adventures. I also have very recently developed a fascination with Meg White.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jack
Birthday: July
Birthplace: Ohio
Current Location: Virginia
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Black
Height: 6'0"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Romanian, French, German
The Shoes You Wore Today: 556
Your Weakness: Women, Alcohol
Your Fears: Werewolves
Your Perfect Pizza: Ham and pineapple
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Lose more weight
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: :p-
Thoughts First Waking Up: Ha, I have a boner!
Your Best Physical Feature: Shoulders
Your Bedtime: 2am
Your Most Missed Memory: Tennyson playground
Pepsi or Coke: RC
MacDonalds or Burger King: White Castle
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Yes
Do you Sing: Yes
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: Yes
Do you want to get Married: Yes
Do you belive in yourself: Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: Yes
Do you think you are Attractive: No
Are you a Health Freak: No
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes
Do you play an Instrument: No
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: (These questions are stupid) No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: Yes
Ever been Beaten up: No
Ever Shoplifted: Yes
How do you want to Die: Eaten by a shark
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Herpatologist, Porn Director, Pro Wrestler
What country would you most like to Visit: Netherlands
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green
Favourite Hair Color: Brown
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: 4'
Weight: ???
Best Clothing Style: She knows how to cover herself
Number of Drugs I have taken: many
Number of CDs I own: many
Number of Piercings: 3
Number of Tattoos: 2
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 1
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My Interests

photography, music, cooking, alcohol, vampires, piercings, gypsies, tattoos

I'd like to meet:

People who like to have a good time. Spontaneous people. Drama-free people. I understand we all have drama from time to time, but I've already got the first four seasons of Young & the Restless on DVD, I don't need any more.Nicole Kidman, Alan Isaacman, Ron Jeremy, Edward Norton

Music:

Slipknot, The Doors, Fuel, Cradle Of Filth, Type O Negative

Movies:

Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle, Fight Club, Dawn Of The Dead (78), Texas Chainsaw Massacre (both), Night Of The Living Dead (both) I think it all boils down to that I love horror movies above all others. Any of the New Wave Hookers movies

Television:

Smackdown, Good Eats, Night Gallery, The Muppet Show

Books:

Horror

Heroes:

Alan Isaacman, Jim Morrison, Ron Jeremy, Edward Norton

My Blog

No laughing matter

When a weekend that could have been a sizzling hot lovefest went up in... fumes... I decided to dedicate this to a special someone. ...
Posted by Jack Awesome on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 08:41:00 PST

April Fools

You might say that there’s not enough time left. However, April Fool’s doesn’t end until noon of April 2nd. That’s a rule I learned from watching the classic 80’s slasher...
Posted by Jack Awesome on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 08:28:00 PST

If it leaks, stick your finger in it

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Posted by Jack Awesome on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 09:47:00 PST

Jack, that’s gross

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Posted by Jack Awesome on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 12:17:00 PST

It’s going around...

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Posted by Jack Awesome on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 02:48:00 PST

A special blog dedicated to my coworker

He knows who this song's about. ;) ...
Posted by Jack Awesome on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 09:46:00 PST

Vanessa’s Favorite Film

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Posted by Jack Awesome on Thu, 27 Dec 2007 09:11:00 PST

Christmas carrols

P.S. Any of these would make fine gifts for me....
Posted by Jack Awesome on Mon, 24 Dec 2007 03:19:00 PST

Help with Christmas

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Posted by Jack Awesome on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 03:04:00 PST

This has Win all over it

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Posted by Jack Awesome on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 09:40:00 PST