warning shoppers! imminent bargins ahead! profile picture

warning shoppers! imminent bargins ahead!

worlds_fuckest_cunt

About Me

I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt

My Interests

Blood n Gore. Bleak outlooks.

I'd like to meet:

this is ridiculous!

Music:

Bog Log III, refused, Peaches, Wu-Tang, t(i)nc, beastie boys, propagandhi, the roots, PJ harvey, tom waits, rjd2, the dillinger escape plan, the melvins, faith no more, tomahawk, lateef the truth speaker, blackalicious, triangle, the mars volta, at the drive-in, lamb of god, anthrax, the haunted, the chemical brothers, the graveyard crew, dizzee rascal, wiley kat, mark of cain, helmet, the avalanches, death from above 1979, neko case, nick cave, the pixies, earth crisis, biohazard, the icarus line, swallowing shit, sick of it all, yeah yeah yeahs, kool G rap, NWA, audio bullys, public enemy, pendulum, sleater kinney, MIA, gillian welch, jollie holland, bob dylan, kool keith, the music, nick cave,

Movies:

Repo man, napolean dynamite, cry baby, ghost dog, back to the future I + II, factotum, the karate kid, spirited away,

Television:

Trailer Park Boys, Simpsons, Futurama, The Chaser's War on Everything, King of the Hill, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Office, Arrested Development, Mediawatch, South Park, The mighty Boosh, Sunrise, Daily Show, Chappelle's Show,

Books:

Running Wild, Catch-22, Junkie, On the Road, Highrise, The Man in the High Tower, 1984, Burmese Days, Super-Cannes, Cocaine Nights, The Anti-Death League, This Other Eden, The Illustrated Family Doctor, Heart of Darkness, Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?, The Pearl, The Clergyman's Daughter, Radio Romance, Kingdom of Fear, Hell's Angels, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Outsider, The Shipping News, The BFG, I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings, The Grapes of Wrath, The Moon is Down, Cannery Row, Of Mice and Men, Tortilla Flat, Empire of the Sun, Factotum, The Colour Purple, No Logo, Lake Wobegon, The Godfather, Women, Post Office, I- Robot, time out of joint, tales of the city,

Heroes:

Bog Log III, Peaches, Bukowski, Withnail, Tom Waits, Steinbeck, P.K. Dick, the Wu-Tang clan - the RZA, the GZA, the ol dirty bizza and the ghostface killah, jesus in all his forms - regular jesus, zombie jesus, black jesus, jebus, buddy jesus, player-hating jesus.

My Blog

Richard Wilkins

For Christmas this year I will be buying Richard Wilkins a top button. DO YOUR FUCKING TOP BUTTON UP YOU FUCKING DOG-FUCKING SEX PERVERT...
Posted by warning shoppers! imminent bargins ahead! on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 04:00:00 PST

i blogged my pants

searching my commonwealth credit card awards site this morning, seeing what i could buy with my massive 4312 points, i stumbled across this great little gift. in between Personalised Book - Seaseme S...
Posted by warning shoppers! imminent bargins ahead! on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 03:47:00 PST

blogs are stupid

blogs are stupid. does anyone actually read them?? if anyone is actually interesting in what inane thought i am having at the moment then they are very sad. so if you are reading this you are lame. &n...
Posted by warning shoppers! imminent bargins ahead! on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 04:44:00 PST

rappening is wots happening

a new obsession - Kool Keith. he amazes me everyday with a new craziness. below is an account of this concert from 2002. "The music stopped and Keith and Co. explained that they had a gift for th...
Posted by warning shoppers! imminent bargins ahead! on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 09:33:00 PST

soup!

i am hungover n thinking about eating a soup. the soup is as big as i am.
Posted by warning shoppers! imminent bargins ahead! on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 05:37:00 PST

Tazer Gun - ORDER NOW!!

I really want this for my Birthday. Its coming up soon, in about 6 monthes. You can order online so it shouldn't really be a problem http://www.securityprousa.com/mod44adtasm1.html...
Posted by warning shoppers! imminent bargins ahead! on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 05:14:00 PST

Boob Scotch!

Ok so this video is fucking killer. It says everything I have always wanted to say about boobs and scotch but have never been able to articulate. I love you Bob Log III, Boobs and Scotch. http://www.y...
Posted by warning shoppers! imminent bargins ahead! on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 04:11:00 PST