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A Play in Three Acts

Sam and the Coffee LadyCast of characters:Sam (an office worker in need of his morning coffee hit)Fiona (the friendly barista)Setting: the Erinsborough coffee shopAct 1Fiona: I'm on the Es todaySam: ...
Posted by - on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 02:34:00 PST

Why all the gay porn ads?

Everytime I do ANYTHING on this site, the Myspace gods throw gay porn at me. Does anyone else have this problem?Where in my profile did I say I was perpetually horny?...
Posted by - on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 02:18:00 PST

Mike Goldman is a knob

    A complete and utter knob.
Posted by - on Fri, 18 May 2007 12:18:00 PST

5 Reasons Why I Want To Have Tiga's Babies

1. He's a spunk.2. He owns nice records.3. He's also makes nice records.4. He makes me and my ladies shake our booties.5. He makes me an idie!...
Posted by - on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 02:07:00 PST

I'm hungry

Somebody feeeeed me!
Posted by - on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 01:10:00 PST

4,3,2,1. I'm Perfect!

How annoying is the new song in my page (Mason Vs Princess Superstar - Perfect Exceeder)? Yet, while listening to it makes me want to fill my ears with vegemite, I've developed the best cheerleading r...
Posted by - on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 02:03:00 PST

Welcome to my Harem

Ok everyone, it's time to meet my ladies. Introducing... Chren: My First Favorite Lady of the Sweet Champagne Claire: My First Favorite Lady of the Drunken Indie Dance Deb: My First Favor...
Posted by - on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 03:42:00 PST

And we're back.

I got rid of the angst ridden ladies in gladwrap. That can only  be a good thing can't it?Did ya'll know that this isn't a just a humble blog entry? It's a contribution to the blogosphere. *cough...
Posted by - on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 02:08:00 PST

Riva Coffee Bitch

Is there there anyone more annoying than Rhonda Burchmore? I doubt it. ...
Posted by - on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 03:18:00 PST

Tally Ho

Today. At work.I passed someone I'd only met onece before. I was tired.I dipped my head to acknlowge him. If only I was wearing a hat.Was a 'hello' too hard? What have I become?...
Posted by - on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 12:32:00 PST