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About Me

I know my shit.
"Lary is the quintessential naturalist explorer. Where others see nothing, he sees novelty. Where others are baffled, he comes up with explanations. His chief strengths? Reptiles. Bugs. If snakes spoke English, he'd be on a first name basis with all of them."
"Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 9:14 am Post subject: Big Herpin' ?????
------------------------------------------------------------ -------------------- This morning, on my way out to take a short hike, I saw a car that had a red canoe on the roof. The canoe read "Big Herpin" on the side of it. On the back of the car was a couple of stickers. One was a sticker that said "I brake for snakes" and the other one was some kind of Gopher Tortoise sticker. Pretty sure he was driving a Toyota Prius. I tried to get his attention, but he was busy singing to himself. ... Anyone know who this is? Looked like he was going towards Newnans Lake in Gainesville. Just curious, because he looked like a happy-go-lucky guy. "

My Interests

Entomology. Herpetology. Botany. A little Ornithology. Evolution. Taxonomy. Biogeography.
Carnivorous plants. Orchids. Amorphophallus. Lycopods. Passiflora. Hoya. Asclepias.
Saturniids. Arctiids. Utetheisa. Sphingids. Chrysina. Solifugids. Automeris. Silphids. Triatoma. Eleodes. Insect chemistry. Insect societies.
Insect collections. Coffee. Plant propagation. Screen printing. Driving. Whale Sharks. Southeast Asia. South America. Florida. Beer. Photography. Naturalism. Ivory-Bills. Maps. Teleporting. Hummingbirds. My plants. Mycology. Canoes. And Kayaks. Big Herpin.

I'd like to meet:

People who know latin names. And like to find things in the woods. ...Nerds.Oh, and. Eccentric millionaires. Who want to fund research expeditions to search for new species.

Music:

Dethklok. Mountain Goats. Tom Waits. Fruit Bats. Holopaw. Caribou. Animal Collective. Radon. Castanets. Belle & Sebastian. Devendra Banhart.

Movies:

O, brother where art thou?

Television:

Metalocalypse. Home Movies.

Books:

Cross Creek. The Cosmic Serpent. For Love of Insects.

Heroes:

Thomas Eisner. E.O. Wilson.

My Blog

Uh. I’m so funny.

I think mostly just to myself. Because no one gets my humor. I mean. I'm basically a misunderstood genius.
Posted by Ponce de Lary on Fri, 17 Oct 2008 07:30:00 PST

Oh hey.

If the Republicans win again. I'm thinking about leaving the country. Jokers. So, I've been watching youtube videos of Palin stirring up a bloodthirsty FRENZY among her supporters, and inciti...
Posted by Ponce de Lary on Thu, 09 Oct 2008 08:20:00 PST

Our goose is cooked.

Oh hey, this worlds going to hell in a hand basket.
Posted by Ponce de Lary on Tue, 07 Oct 2008 03:37:00 PST

Oh hey

...Just bought plane tickets back to Peru.Suck it, Gainesville.
Posted by Ponce de Lary on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 09:36:00 PST

AU REVOIR

Uh.I can't wait to go to platform 9 3/4 and go to Hogwarts. Then scream in some Brit's face. Ciao.
Posted by Ponce de Lary on Thu, 15 May 2008 05:31:00 PST

guh.

...I'm moving to Peru.
Posted by Ponce de Lary on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 04:03:00 PST

Buenos dias.

Heré´s a big FUCK YOU to my life in Gainesville.
Posted by Ponce de Lary on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 06:53:00 PST

Buenos noches!

So you're not suppose to drinkn the water in Peru.I'm wasted.And i juast ..CHUGGED that shit so i'[m' not hung over tomorrow. tomorrow...when I wake up in 2 and a half hours for a flight to cusco. guh...
Posted by Ponce de Lary on Thu, 27 Dec 2007 12:25:00 PST

guh...time.

Its a good thing its 4am. And since 1am, alls I've been doing is watching old Naruto episodes and drinking beer. Not packing.Not doing laundry.Not doing anything that will make tomorrow any easier. I'...
Posted by Ponce de Lary on Tue, 25 Dec 2007 01:38:00 PST

I cant wait to eat a poison dart frog.

I ordered some stuff today. A collapsible snake hook and a snake tubing kit. That way, I can put the head of venomous snakes into tubes, and pick them out with little fear of being bitten. The more I ...
Posted by Ponce de Lary on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 04:14:00 PST