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Matt Monster

You're terrified...

About Me

I'm a TWO HEADED freak... in a leotard...japan nightlife

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My Interests

Chainsawing through people, FISTING, naked showers parties, marketing to the youth, being a zombie, revenge, swan diving off buildings, playing x-men, getting lost in arcades, being crosseyed, drinking on weeknights, tromping the competition, dippin it low, hitting the g-spot in less than 10 seconds, pregaming, notes of hatred, raiding dad's liqour cabinit, being in Jackie's gym, rocketing to the moon, ruining my reputation, breaking shit, blacking out, eatting, being creepy, treasure huntin, being on survivor, being tan, wearing neon, moaning, sounding out words, teleporting, jumping off balconies, backstrokin into your mind, enchanting people, flying into glass tables, breaking things, smoking out of corn cob pipes, laughing at nothing, writing notes on pizza boxes, being rude, being innapropriate, walking amoung the dinosaurs, being on fire, getting arrested, saying 'correct', taking mug shots, jumping across bowling lanes, using only emergancy exits, teleporting backwards through fire, being a FREAK, eating ricecakes and air, and Marion fucking Peck, nostalgia...

Heroes:

people who teleport...

My Blog

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A-Z Survey A - Available: HAH... no... I'm practically MARRIEDA - Age: 22A - Annoyance: hmmm... myspace surveys  B - Bestest Friend[s]: hmmm... well there's andrea, dan, allise, giney... well and...
Posted by Matt Monster on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 10:01:00 PST

and they say he's an alcoholic...

Inspired by Keisha...1. When was the last time you drank?yesderday2. Where did u drink at?well lets see& where was I& while I was drink... or after?... because after I was on fucking mars... gravity.....
Posted by Matt Monster on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 10:24:00 PST

derrr

sometimes when I think about how much I've changed it scares me... amazing what 3 years of drinking constantly will do to you...take a nice innocent lad...turn him into a MONSTERI don't even remember ...
Posted by Matt Monster on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 06:31:00 PST