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7 Metal Teeth ~ Matt Bradford

Get out of my house, you're all drunk

About Me


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Check it out now... I'm a funk soul brother. Haha not really I prefer rock in various forms. Finding it hard to combat this alcohol addiciton I have these days, beer, music, tattoos and not letting the daily grind get me down is my life at the moment. If any females wanna be drinking buddies with me and help me stagger home at night they can. Though truth be told, chances are if you find me in a bar I'll more likely start headbanging and shout somebody to get more drinks in because chances are, in my opinion anyway, people spend too much time either hitting on random people or being hit on just because they're out for a laugh. especially barmaids they get it all the time. Whatever happened to getting to know people first before you bang your gob on their face? But what do I know. I'm a loud, foul-mouthed, violent drunk with a lovable puppyish charm (if the puppy has an insideout ear and got dropped on its head at birth), people aren't books I find it pretty hard to know what you're thinking so tell me instead of assuming I already know.
At the moment I'm actually at Nottingham Uni, the best uni in the land. We work hard and Party like insane hard partying devils! I'm studying Archaeology and Classical Civilisation, should be cool though I don't have a clue what to do with it. but I've just got my laptop working now so feel free to talk and stuff. Nottingham is a fantastic city with great nightlife and loads of live events, and I'm now social secretary of my society which means I can plan a bloody good bar crawl.
I play acoustic guitar (I have a grade 6 qualification) Drum kit (grade 5 but I dont have a kit of my own, other drummers laugh at me) and Im currently learning stuff on Electric guitar.
When I got my kickboxing Black belt, I was dead chuffed. Been training for years with AFK Dragon Warriors - the best American Freestyle Karate and Kickboxing club in the country, if not the world. We fight hard and party even harder. My instructors are Gareth and Rani, other well'ard kickboxers include Brett, Dave 'the 'Wolverine', Cookie, Ryan, Mark, Vishnu, Chris Dixon, Travis, **MICHAEL STEER**, Paul... Check us out if you live near pudsey leisure centre or Richard Dunns in Bradford!
Im here for good times, good laughs, good food and drink... Did I mention I like beer? Miller, Guinness are my favourites but I'll drink anything as long as its not tequila. I once threw up about 8 times on that stuff. My good friends from back in the school days include Dan, Threlly, jimmy, Bailey, etc. and we kick ass at the pub quiz. I like to be original and 'think outside the box' as they say in staff board meetings', so Those who know me probably think Im either a funny guy or insane, meet me and make up your own damn mind!
Threlly, Serotsky and Me in carpe Diem
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ABSINTH
YOUR ABSINTH, YOUR CRAZY AND YOU MAKE PEOPLE HALLUCINATE, GOOD FOR YOU!
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You scored as Mushrooms. Shrooms! You're still goin for one of the most natural drugs. You'd like to visit a whole other world, and see things you've never seen before. Fucking trippy.

Cocaine


75%

Mushrooms


75%

Ecstacy


63%

Alcohol


63%

Marijuana


50%

Inhalents


44%

None!


31%
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Name: Matt Heald
Birthday: 17th Sept 1986
Birthplace: Bradford
Current Location: Leather chair
Eye Color: Dark Brown - some might say 'soulfully dark'
Hair Color: Black though Dan Claims I have grey hair
Height: 5'9" and a halfish
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: haha. Anglo-Chinese-Irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Black shoes for work
Your Weakness: Erm. Dominant female figures
Your Fears: Daddylongles, whales, needles?
Your Perfect Pizza: The 'topped with wadloads of cash supreme'
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get into Uni at Nottingham?
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: hmmm
Thoughts First Waking Up: Where's my phone, the alarms going off
Your Best Physical Feature: My arse?
Your Bedtime: 2 in the morning
Your Most Missed Memory: Hahahaha, never mind
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King if there's ketchup provided
Single or Group Dates: Group
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino cos I had my first tonight
Do you Smoke: Only when I believe it will make me look cool
Do you Swear: All the time. Oh Blast
Do you Sing: Only to myself
Do you Shower Daily: Yes, though I'd prefer to shower Daisy
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: No, Uni
Do you want to get Married: Not right now thank you
Do you belive in yourself: Yes...
Do you get Motion Sickness: If I read, and on boats.
Do you think you are Attractive: No I'm a broken-nosed git
Are you a Health Freak: No
Do you get along with your Parents: Well enough
Do you like Thunderstorms: Hell yeah
Do you play an Instrument: Technically about 10, guessin off the top of my head
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Hey, I often have some every day
In the past month have you Smoked: Only passively
In the past month have you been on Drugs: 'Not that I know of' - Bean quote
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Don't think so
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes...
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes, I was turning lights on
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yes, but that would be telling
Ever been Drunk: Hahahahaha
Ever been called a Tease: Yes, but she enjoyed it
Ever been Beaten up: Only by ranked kickboxers
Ever Shoplifted: Nope
How do you want to Die: For someone else
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Older
What country would you most like to Visit: Germany! No wait Im off in three weeks
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown/blue/green
Favourite Hair Color: I'm not overly fussed
Short or Long Hair: Medium length is just dandy
Height: Average.ish.
Weight: Not falling through the floor is always a plus
Best Clothing Style: Your own
Number of Drugs I have taken: One? though technically speaking alcohol and caffeine are drugs, so are painkillers and all sorts. Actually every time I see Nat in Asda I seem to be buying painkillers
Number of CDs I own: Lots - over a hundred
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: Two, chinese writing on me left forearm and a dragon on me shoulder
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Ooh too many. hmmm.
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You are yourself and dont try to be like anyone else. Chances are you enjoy skate boarding,rock music and stuff like that. You have a lot of friends that like you for who you are. You are the original black converse.
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Fire Dragon
Rage, passion, you burn with the essence of a powerful flame. You are powerful and majestic and dont let anyone stand in your way without a fight.
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My Interests

here we go. Kickboxing, fighting my good mates at AFK Dragon Warriors - we rule. Walking around the city of bradford at night - i tend to scare pedestrians its rly cool if you wear layers n dont mind exercise, jogging is so much easier at night especially if ur drunk! remember that fact.drama, films, cinema, alcohol - i used to be t-total til I was 17, now i hav a little every day. reading, lifting weights, babysitting for my neice. I like dressing up in black shirts and escorting my drunken friends around leeds. I'm interested in steel toecapped boots (which i wear), long pieces of wood, saving my money, coffee, pork scratchings! ice cream, bodily contact and black woolly hats. cats, reptiles, knives, fire... actually i grew out of the last two.- note that I dont wear toecaps any more as they got me into too much trouble with bouncers.

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I'd like to meet:

Jack Black
Kyle Gass
Ross Noble
Jack Dee
Coogan, funny guy.
Daniel Radcliffe - and beat him up!
Jet Li, Mickey Rourke, Bruce Willis.
Kermit the frog

I'd meet Gene Simmons if he was going to hook me up with a decent rock band, I've been asked to drum for about five different bands, but I don't have a kit of my own or the space to keep it. So I stick to guitar and I've played a couple of gigs for people. Nothing major though.

Check out Big Ol' Bobby T, he's a bit of a nutcase but still the best bass player I know personally.

If Keith Moon wasn't dead I'd see him for a few drum lessons despite him never having taken any lessons himself.

.. You scored as Stabbed. You will die from being stabbed. Yay.

Stabbed


80%

Posion


67%

Gunshot


67%

Cut Throat


60%

Bomb


47%

Suffocated


40%

Eaten


40%

Suicide


40%

Disappear


33%

Accident


33%

Natural Causes


27%

Disease


13%

Drowning


0%
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Music:

aqualung
coldplay
queen
athlete
tenacious d
pink floyd
Led zeppelin
muse
travis
feeder
The Strokes
snow patrol
Reel Big Fish
Radiohead
Chilli Peppers
Prodigy
Disturbed
Rammstein
Blur
One track by morrissey - Irish Blood English Heart
Gorillaz
Oasis
HotHotHeat
Supergrass
Marilyn Manson
The Cure
The Rolling Stones
MC Lars
Pantera
Lynard Skynard
Iron Maiden
Weezer
Focus
Thin Lizzy
Foo Foighters
The Killers
The Sex Pistols
The Beatles
The Streets
Funeral for a friend
Alkaline trio
LORDI!!!!!
Electric Light Orchestra
Manic Street Preachers
Drowning Pool
Motion city soundtrack
Wings
Robert Post
Rollin Thunder
Kid Ego
Kings of Leon
Madness
Dire Straits
Joe Satriani

My favourite Guitarist is Dave Gilmour, My favourite drummer John Bonham! Shame the second one's dead

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And when the dust has cleared, and the rubble has been swept away, me and KG will peek out out heads. We've been watching the riots from 20 floors below sea level, in a bunker. We did it rage cage, we beat the bastards of CITY HALL! but now what will we do? we must rebuild. but who will lead us in the rebuilding process? its got to be someone with the know how, AND the elbow grease to lead to a new land. No not me and KG we dont have the cognitive capacity to lead. OH ALL RIGHT we'll do it. We'll lead as 2 kings...We'll lead as two kings.

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Movies:

best films include:
Anchorman
Scarface
40 year odl Virgin
Pulp fiction
Lord of the rings
Human Traffic
Fight Club
28 days later
Dawn of the dead
Shaun of the dead
Terminator 2
Matrix (first one)
Pitch black
Chronicles of riddick
kiss of the dragon - good Jet Li kung fu film
Team America
Baseketball
Evil Dead
Naked Gun
Human Traffic
Blazing saddles
Chopper
Training Day
DreamcatcherUPDATE ~ Unleashed is now probably the best Jet li film ever, though it's so rough it doesn't really qualify as kung fu. Arr who cares, though for Crime films it's a close contest between Pulp Fiction and Sin City. Mickey Rourke is the man

Mickey Rourke as "Marv" - the hardest guy ever

Getting fooked in Human Traffic

Television:

band of brothers
The Simpsons
My name is Earl
Alan Partridge
Red Dwarf
Robot Wars - haven't seen it for years though
8 Simple Rules
Scrapheap challenge
The office
Lost
Rock school
Fast Show
Harry Enfield and Chums
Mock the week
Never Mind the Buzzcocks
Have I got news for you
used to watch the news but its overrated these days
Men behaving badly!

This is the proper way to wear a cushion as a hat. Don't argue

Books:

Day of the triffids by John Wyndham
Lord of the rings and the hobbit.
anita blake:vampire hunter books by laurell K. Hamilton
SIN CITY graphic novels
The Green Mile By Stephen King
Cell (again by Stephen King)
The running man
The very hungry caterpillar
The Da Vinci Code - I'm halfway through it
Red Dragon
Silence of the lambs
Hannibal
the Harry Potter books of course.

Heroes:

Bruce lee.
Jack Black rocks. Literally - nobody lives rock more than JB
Geoff Stevenson - my guitar teacher
Ian Matthews and Ray Payne - Drum tutors
Noel Wortham - taught me how to strum!
Samuel L Jackson
Dave Gilmour, my favourite guitarist
Arthur Guinness
Thomas Harris and Stephen King, my two favourite authors
Rick! he took me to get tattooed
Mr Ellis, cause he bet I wouldnt get into Nottingham Uni and I look forward to rubbing his nose in it - what an incentive to pass exams
Everyone in City Of Leeds Youth Orchestra
The AFK Dragon Warriors Kickboxing club and my instructors Gaz and Rani, for building my self confidence - I wear a tribute on my right arm for the rest of my life
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My Blog

Homesick song

OK so I wrote a song for a particular housemate of mine at uni who was so homesick during the first few weeks she feared if she went home she wouldn't come back, so this is what I came up with. And if...
Posted by 7 Metal Teeth ~ Matt Bradford on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 02:03:00 PST

Sponsored head shave

Ok, so it's world aids day on friday december the 1st, so I'm making the effort to have my head shaved for charity. Any donations are welcome, and if I do look a complete git I'll have done it to help...
Posted by 7 Metal Teeth ~ Matt Bradford on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 04:52:00 PST

My first sword

Hey just got back from a couple of re-enactors fayres in warwicky/coventry area, i bought a norman broadsword and some leather shoes n a knife, b a wile b4 i get my helmet though. a mail shirt wouldn'...
Posted by 7 Metal Teeth ~ Matt Bradford on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 11:49:00 PST

Course choice. (while drunk)

So Im at Notts uni, studying Archaelogy and classical civilisation. tho now im pissed, me n the girls upstairs piled tons of shit in front of next doors flats door so they cant easily get in and i rea...
Posted by 7 Metal Teeth ~ Matt Bradford on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 06:03:00 PST

Notts Uni - new laptop and evrything

So. Life at NOtingham uni is the best anybody could ask for, I honestly dont reckon anyone could possibly party as hard as we've been doing all week. by the time we got to last night's pyjama party at...
Posted by 7 Metal Teeth ~ Matt Bradford on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 06:05:00 PST

Time goes slowly when you're sober

I'm at work, which is unfortunate enough. So I'm passing time in children's library surfing the net and doing naff all.It's under ten days until I go to Germany, its gonna be real weird getting there ...
Posted by 7 Metal Teeth ~ Matt Bradford on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 05:35:00 PST

Alcoholic's A - Z

drunk, adj, euphemisms include: Abbreviated, Absoluted, All banged up, All fuddered up, Alpo-ed, Anchored, Anesthetized, Ankled (Bristol), Annihilated, Arm bend, Arrested, Arse-wiped (Australia) Backw...
Posted by 7 Metal Teeth ~ Matt Bradford on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 02:01:00 PST

All crap i bought in asda that night

This is what certain people (naming no names, Kenny and Claire) convinced me to pay for at asda at 3:00 am Saturday morning. Whilst drunk, mind.1 two litre bottle of diet coke2 tubs of Ben and Jerry's...
Posted by 7 Metal Teeth ~ Matt Bradford on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 01:13:00 PST

Real places

Similar thing here, but I want to know what your favourite pubs are. Can be your local or the best one you've been to, or the weirdest. But they have to be real pubs! Any suggestions??
Posted by 7 Metal Teeth ~ Matt Bradford on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 10:11:00 PST

Pubness

If you could attend any fictional pub from TV, (NOT film), Where would you go? Please add your suggestions.
Posted by 7 Metal Teeth ~ Matt Bradford on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 10:06:00 PST