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Elijah

MyPage=Joke, if you find anything offensive on MyPage........sorry

About Me

Eye Ham Sofa King Happy. ..

My Interests

i like to play in the freeway.

I'd like to meet:

Nice people that like to smile.

MySpace Tracker

Music:

elevator music ..

Movies:

home movies.

Television:

silver ones that are flat

Books:

"deep thoughts" by jack handy

Heroes:

the white guy on the dollar bill, gov. arnold, pre-alcaholic picasso, post-insaine dali, mom and dad, brother and sister, barbra bush, superman, sometimes batman, wonderwoman, dr.klon, sting, Jesus, King Arthur and his knights of justice, Lando Calrisian, del the funky homosapian, and chiken boo.

My Blog

good short story

This really makes you think........  The day is over, you are driving home. You tune in  your radio. You hear a little blurb about a little  village in India where some villagers&n...
Posted by Elijah on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 03:33:00 PST

nice guys finish last...

Its amazing that assholes can get girls. Actually, now that I think of it, its not that amazing. They are assholes at heart, but to meet girls they lavish their undying love. ITS A CHARADE. They ac...
Posted by Elijah on Tue, 18 Oct 2005 04:05:00 PST

Some men see things as they are and say why. I dream things that never were and say why not.

Love is not an easy feeling to put into words. In essence love adds up to life lived completely and intensely. This love is not love as it is described with such facility in MTV, Cosmo, or Sex in the ...
Posted by Elijah on Fri, 07 Oct 2005 04:53:00 PST

"Dear Girl, From Guy"

dear Girl, I know my job and I own up to it, I learned the hard way - but I own up to it now. My job is to be decisive when you say "what do you want to do tonight?" My job is NOT to say, "I dunno, wh...
Posted by Elijah on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

im sofa king bored

new project pet www.artbasis.com
Posted by Elijah on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST