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Geoff joker

Put Your Panties In The Pantry you cockeyed little niglet!!

About Me

Well first off I'm a very funny person and enjoy making people laugh, it puts a smile on my face!! I look young but I am actually 20. Most people say " I am an old soul!" It's true. It's true. When it comes to music I lean towards more old school because everything derives from it. I am an easy going, good hearted,and very approachable kinda guy. I have one brother and I look up to him.I am one who enjoys pampering so every 2 weeks I would get a manicure and pedicure. Damm it tickles everytime. lol Anyhoo... I am very optomistic and no matter what is goin on I keep a smile on my face just ask BIG MIKE. One of my favorite pass times is reading... body language, you can tell a lot by a person by that. I love my family. I'm refering to my mom and brother no one else!! Family is everything!!Speaking of that I love My cousins Leslie and Gretchen we are just inseperatable! They rock! Relationship wise I HATE games with a passion so I don't play them, I just try to be as honest as I can.I am not one who judges because I don't want to be judged. What I look for in a girl is personality but she can't be a beast either. I hate jealousy, jealousy can fuck up a relationship big time!! I enjoy talking with people and listening to their views on religion and other topics. I can sit there for hours and hours listening and adding input to a meaningful and well intellectual conversation. Thats when time goes by the fastest.I really Love eating and I can eat an unlimited amount of food with out gaining a pound it's called METABOLISIM!!Hahahah lol. I am very independent person most of the time. This past summer I went to Madrid, Spain for a month and a half bymyself. I swear it was the " BEST TIME OF MY LIFE " So now I know spanish. It is much easier to learn spanish in the actual place if you have to survive rather than just to get a grade. If you ask my freinds about me they would probably say I am a tad bit paronoied when it comes to COPS! I HATE PIGS!!! bad expereience don't ask. I Love MILK! I have been drinkin it for 20 years and will continue to.One thing that I hate is the 2%less fat on milk todays.Milk is supposed to be fat. The car I drive is a 2001 silver jetta.It fits my personality like a glove. It's fast,cute,and very stylish. i love that car. I love to fucking Dance.I'm a dancing machine.Some people would say I'm a Professional Dancer.I live for bowling. I could spend days bowling.My average is 150. Karyoking is a must since I am phillipino. I practice alone when I am drunk in my room.Jk TAURUSAggressive. Freak in bed. Rare to find! Loves being in long relationships.=) Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Sexy as ........ Very popular Outstanding kisser. Very funny Awesome personality Sexual as ......... Most caring person you will ever meet! One of a kind. Not one to ........ with. Are the most sexiest people on earth! Yea thats me in a nut shell.Ohh did I mention that I LOVE MIDGETS They fuckin rock!Andy, Ammanda, Amy, Jamie,Carlos, and Katy are all fuckin level 10 and STUCHIE. "Cause thats how we roll" True definition of G's Kali up niggas!The Lineup.. Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

Music,Poetry,love, kinky sex,Art, Dreams, Dancing, Freestylin, Eating, and I LOVE my Cuzins! the "Deck" =) Top Gun Swagin'the Vdub
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I'd like to meet:

Rick James BBIITCCHH!And the one and only MARIAH CAREY. NO one can make a come back that strong like she can.Ohhh did i mention she's HOT!!

Music:

Everything, Seriously, U don't believe me check out my cd case !!

Movies:

Sleepers,Top gun,Borat,All the ROCKY films,Simon Birch,American HIstory X,The departed,Lock, stock and two smoking barrels,Memento, Forrest Gump, Crash,V for vendeta,Elizabeth town, Pearl Harbor, The Green Mile, Requiem For a Dream, Boys Don't Cry, Sling Blade,Shawshank redemption, Million dollar baby,Pretty Woman,Titanic,Wicker Park, Cindarella Man etc. Anything that hits me in my heart and brings a tear to my eye.

Television:

I am fucking addicted to Grey's Anatomny!! Whos with me.Also The O.C., House, Nip tuck,and last but not least the Real World.In addition I also Love the documentary Intervention on A&E It is so hard hitting.

Books:

Can't read I am illiterate. lol.hahah. But watch this: Good times at andys

Heroes:

MY MOTHER MY MOTHER MY MOTHERThe FamilyChillini lyrical Greatness The Fuckin Boss (Tony Soprano) Must preserve my sexy Chuck Norris you niggas Who don't love Simon Birch?! .. width="425" height="350" .... R.I.P. Nannay

My Blog

I love Mary Jane!

This Goes out to all the Potheads and marjuana kids out there in the world. When it seems too hard to deal with life I like to dedicate the whole day to Mary jane and honer her beauty. I would st...
Posted by Geoff joker on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 10:00:00 PST