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About Me

I'm Jordan, I have an obsession with the 50's culture, I'm also completely obsessed with the U.S. version of the office... I play guitar and sing for a band called Sounds Like Sally.... umm, what else???
I have a condition called synesthesia, which means much of my vocabulary is associated with patterns of light.... i recently found out this wasnt normal? So i guess you could say i'm borderline retarded.
I have a little bit of a southern accent. I like to drive fast. My brother and I take old cars and race/ramp/destroy them on our farm. We like to off-road in buicks, ford tempos, honda accords, trackers, whatever we can buy under $100 that runs.
If i could be a superhero, I would be "Procrastination Man" That way i could get away with trailing off doing whatever i want, rather than focusing on one set project.
All in all, i'm probably one of the lamest guys you could ever meet, but I bet ya a buffalo nickel i can make you laugh.... try me.
this is me kinda: Click on me to visit my Band's Webpage
This is snoopy, she's my bestest friend

My Interests

I like Science, Religion, and Music, i also enjoy racing.... it's my dirty little redneck secret.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to have dinner with Steven Hawking, Isaac Newton, and Albert Einstein and discuss various scientific theories. Also, Interesting people to discuss science and music with...
I'd also like to meet a nice girl.
By the way, hese guys are the best bad you will hever hear, don't argue with me because you are wrong and i am right.

Music:

Bleach, Holland, Weezer, Motion City Soundtrack, Pantara, Buddy Holly, Beach Boys, Alanis Morisette, 80's wave/pop, early-mid 90's alternative, and of course Classical & Swing Music

Movies:

Star Trek: TNG Movies, Star Wars, You've Got Mail, Back to the Future, Out Cold, Kevin Smith films

Television:

Daria, 3-South, MythBusters, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Seinfeld, Star Trek: TNG.... and recently, The Office

Books:

The Stand, Needful Things, The Grapes of Wrath, Of Mice and Men, Edgar Allen Poe stories, The Universe Explained, The Bible, O'Reilly Factor For Kids... what? I don't really read too many fiction novels, usually just anything to do with science, and some political science books.

Heroes:

Jesus Christ, My Mom and Dad.... and Snoopy

My Blog

"The Office" Party

Party Memo:Attention all Myspace Dunderheads,You are cordially invited to the first ever official "The Office" party. For one night my house will become the Cincinnati Branch of Dunder Mifflin Paper S...
Posted by Dunder Mifflin, this is Jordy on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 11:40:00 PST

The Office Rules

Ok, why is the office so good?I mean, I LOVE that show like woa.... Its like, the best show i've ever seen.And WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH DWIGHT QUITTING?? Andy is a douche bag!! But it was freakin great wh...
Posted by Dunder Mifflin, this is Jordy on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 11:46:00 PST

werd

i aint gots mad game, but what i gots is better..... when will they get it through their heads? They all want me, they just don't know it yet.
Posted by Dunder Mifflin, this is Jordy on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 03:33:00 PST

OH NO!!!!

Im a geek... for the past couple weeks i have been getting sucked into video games like woa. Reasons for not doing things such as going to a friends house include "because you never choose guile on st...
Posted by Dunder Mifflin, this is Jordy on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 06:00:00 PST

New song?

I wanted to try to write a punked up 50's song. This might be it, maybe.... In addition to the music being a punked out "50's doo whop" tune, i wanted the lyrics to have that innocent feel of the 50's...
Posted by Dunder Mifflin, this is Jordy on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 09:44:00 PST

good times no more

I vote that we go back to 1995. Sega genisis, elementary school, passing notes, listening to snoop dogg and coolio. Writing with yikes pencils and watching snick. I wanna turn on mtv and see soundgard...
Posted by Dunder Mifflin, this is Jordy on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 05:47:00 PST

Life Chioce...

I've been wondering what to do with my life.... what would be fun. I though teacher would be good, but that failed. Then i was like, sound engineer... i don't have what it takes to do that stuff. Then...
Posted by Dunder Mifflin, this is Jordy on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 09:22:00 PST

ive come to the realization...

.. that even though i dont wear tight jeans and a big belt buckle, i'm a country boy. I've come to this conclusion because of these reasons:1. I love bluegrass music, and even play the banjo quite wel...
Posted by Dunder Mifflin, this is Jordy on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 11:32:00 PST

smack me silly and call me shaniqua

boy o boy.... you all will be sooooooo lucky to hear the music we're writing. Call it our gift to you. Now thats clear....Maysville has Metal with AAO and Punk with Chris and the Dickens. Georgetown h...
Posted by Dunder Mifflin, this is Jordy on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 11:29:00 PST

I have so much hatred inside of me...

... for crappy bands. If yuo listen to any of these bands, you are most likely retarded. Here's a listGodsmackKornAvenged SevenfoldStainedGwen StephaniT.I.Insane Clown PosseEvery Time I DieThere are m...
Posted by Dunder Mifflin, this is Jordy on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 11:45:00 PST