Music (rock,metal,jam,house), writing songs (lyrics and music), art, women, cars, travel, partying, concerts, raves, and local shows....And beer.
I'd like to meet:
Anybody that has something to say, and any bands in and around Iowa. I would really like to meet someone in this area that needs a metal/punk guitar player!!! Central Iowa needs more bassists and drummers...They get pussy too. I would also really like to meet a metal/punk female lead singer that can throw from the throat...So if you're out there, hit me up. Oh, and of course JENNA JAMESON!!!
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Music:
*ROCK*--NIRVANA, Marylin Manson, PANTERA, Ministry, Sevedust, TOOL, American Head Charge, SLIPKNOT, Mudvayne, Soulfly, NIN, System of a Down, PRIMUS, Rammstein, Weezer, Coal Chamber, Static X, Deadstar Assembly, and Insane Clown Posse (or is that rap?).
*JAM*--Grateful Dead, Phish, String Cheese Incident, OAR, Yonder Mountain String Band, Donovan Frankenreiter, G-Love and The Special Sauce, Jack Johnson, and Ben Harper.
*LOCAL*--Freaklabel, Infandous, Mindrite, Facecage, A.D.D., Two words, The Goodyear Pimps, From Citizen to Soldier, Neutral Red, Dead Horse Trauma, Barefoot Compadres, Tim Boucher, Marcato, Sidewise, Agony of Defeat, and Blue Island Tribe....
Movies:
My favorites are Full Metal Jacket, Clockwork Orange, Interview With The Vampire, and Pulp Fiction....
Television:
Fuck TV, get your asses outside and do something....
Books:
All the Vampire Chronicles by Anne Rice. Anything by Stephen King. The Satan Bible y Anton Lavey, seriously, its good reading. And I like any guitar or smut magazine too.
Heroes:
Kurt Cobain, Hugh Heffner, Dimebag Darrell, Larry Flynt, Les Claypool, Ron Jeremy, Brain May and Freddie Mercury of Queen, all the hedonists that I am forgetting, Ryan of Freaklabel, and Meat Loaf.
Your Hidden Talent
You have the natural talent of rocking the boat, thwarting the system.
And while this may not seem big, it can be.
It's people like you who serve as the catalysts to major cultural changes.
You're just a bit behind the scenes, so no one really notices.
What's Your Hidden Talent?
You Are 84% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you!
How Evil Are You?
Your Band Name is:
The Gagging Ninjas
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Who Should Paint You: M.C. Escher
Open and raw, you would let your true self show for your portrait.
And even if your painting turned out a bit dark, it would be honest.
What Artist Should Paint Your Portrait?
You Are Lightning
Beautiful yet dangerous
People will stop and watch you when you appear
Even though you're capable of random violence
You are best known for: your power
Your dominant state: performing
What Type of Weather Are You?
In a Past Life...
You Were: A Genius Cannibal.
Where You Lived: Portugal.
How You Died: Killed in Battle.
Who Were You In a Past Life?
Your Superhero Profile
Your Superhero Name is The Manga Lantern
Your Superpower is Rapping
Your Weakness is Women
Your Weapon is Your Mind Amplifier
Your Mode of Transportation is Teleporter
What's your Superhero Name?
You Are Las Vegas
Wild and uninhibited, you enjoy all of life's vices.
You're a total hedonist, especially with sex, gambling, and drinking.
You shine brightly every night, but you do the ultimate walk of shame each morning.
Famous Las Vegas residents: Wayne Newton, Howard Hughes, Penn & Teller, Siegfried & Roy
What American City Are You?
Your Famous Last Words Will Be:
"I dunno, press the button and find out."
What Will Your Famous Last Words Be?
You are an Atheist
When it comes to religion, you're a non-believer (simple as that).
You prefer to think about what's known and proven.
You don't need religion to solve life's problems.
Instead, you tend to work things out with logic and philosophy.
What's Your Religious Philosophy?
You Are From Neptune
You are dreamy and mystical, with a natural psychic ability.
You love music, poetry, dance, and (most of all) the open sea.
Your soul is filled with possibilities, and your heart overflows with compassion.
You can be in a room full of friendly people and feel all alone.
If you don't get carried away with one idea, your spiritual nature will see you through anything.
What Planet Are You From?
Your Five Factor Personality Profile
Extroversion:
You have high extroversion.
You are outgoing and engaging, with both strangers and friends.
You truly enjoy being with people and bring energy into any situation.
Enthusiastic and fun, you're the first to say "let's go!"
Conscientiousness:
You have medium conscientiousness.
You're generally good at balancing work and play.
When you need to buckle down, you can usually get tasks done.
But you've been known to goof off when you know you can get away with it.
Agreeableness:
You have medium agreeableness.
You're generally a friendly and trusting person.
But you also have a healthy dose of cynicism.
You get along well with others, as long as they play fair.
Neuroticism:
You have low neuroticism.
You are very emotionally stable and mentally together.
Only the greatest setbacks upset you, and you bounce back quickly.
Overall, you are typically calm and relaxed - making others feel secure.
Openness to experience:
Your openness to new experiences is high.
In life, you tend to be an early adopter of all new things and ideas.
You'll try almost anything interesting, and you're constantly pushing your own limits.
A great connoisseir of art and beauty, you can find the positive side of almost anything.
The Five Factor Personality Test
Your Eyes Should Be Blue
Your eyes reflect: Innocence and sweetness
What's hidden behind your eyes: A calculating mind
What Color Should Your Eyes Be?
You are 80% Pisces
How Pisces Are You?
You Are Creepy
Serial killers would run away from you in a flash.
How Scary Are You?
Your Deadly Sins
Lust: 100%
Envy: 60%
Pride: 60%
Greed: 40%
Wrath: 40%
Sloth: 20%
Gluttony: 0%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 46%
You'll die from overexertion. *wink*
How Sinful Are You?
You Are 80% Sociopath
The good news is that you're devastatingly charming.
The bad news? You mostly use those charms for evil!
Are You A Sociopath?
Your Penis Name Is...
Phantom Lord of Ultimate Darkness
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You Are an Indie Rocker!
You are in it for the love of the music...
And you couldn't care less about being signed by a big label.
You're all about loving and supporting music - not commercial success.
You may not have the fame and glory, but you have complete control of your career.
What Kind of Rocker Are
Your Personality Is Like Cocaine
You're dynamic, brilliant, and alluring to those who don't know you.
Hyper and full of energy, you're usually the last one to leave a party.
Sometimes your sharp mind gets the better of you... you're a bit paranoid!
What Drug Is Your Personality Like? You?
You are
What Rejected Crayon Are You?
Your Extroversion Profile:
Activity Level: Very High
Assertiveness: Very High
Friendliness: Very High
Excitement Seeking: High
Sociability: High
Cheerfulness: Medium
How Extroverted Are You?
