Captain Spaulding - ProfilesArchive

About Me

What the hell do you want to know about an old man like me for.Get your fuckin kicks elsewhere. This place ain't somewhere you just mosie on down with your shit-kickin selves.Just won't give up will ya...

My Interests

Why the hell are you askin so many jackassy questions?I collect stuff, alright? I own a museum...

I'd like to meet:

Well... Big BIG fan of the ladies... 'specially the ones with a little more meat on em, ya know heheh... The more the cushion, the sweeter the pushin' WOOO!

Music:

I don't like music.And I'm gettin real sick of your goddamn mouth.

Movies:

Well, I'll be damned, finally a good question.Any movies with the Duke in em. Greatest American who ever lived.

Television:

I don't got no TV.

Books:

I don't read neither.

Heroes:

There are no heroes.

My Blog

WELL HOT DAMN!

Goddamn! Do I love hearing the words "O'quitted" Yahahah!!That's right, yall bed-shitters, the old Cap'n is freeeeee once again! Where's I'll strike next? Well, hell, if I's to tell ya, It wouldn't be...
Posted by Captain Spaulding on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 01:25:00 PST

The Captain's Absence

Well Well yall! Its good to bee back! I've had quite the few weeks of busy tourists here at the ole shop now, seems all those dead bodies I left in hotel rooms with the address scratched into the fle...
Posted by Captain Spaulding on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 09:06:00 PST

Contacting Sid Haig, genius behind Cpt. Spaulding...

Well, howdy folks! Just wanted to let yall kids know that if you want to talk to the man behind the face paint, the one and only Mr. Sid Haig, please visit: mySpace.com/mamaspaulding the page yall'...
Posted by Captain Spaulding on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 09:07:00 PST

Well, shit the bed...

That's right folks... The good Captain has got himself into the Intraweb, so don't try nothin cute, or you'll end up deep six, does that register sonny? Good. Now that we got the serious business ...
Posted by Captain Spaulding on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 11:27:00 PST