I am interested in all of it. Because, the Universe. Glamourfuck my baby shot me down Webjay Name's Janet Juliet.
I have little patience, but am gaining much.
I enjoy swearing and do it when I deem it effective.
I live to love and love to live.
I'm intelligent.
I am a chorus geek.
I love to write.
I dance like no one's watching.
I sing like no one's listening.
I'm a freespirit.
I'm a hippie. Kind of.
I'm liberal.
I love my friends.
I like to climb things.
I run and scream around the school when I need to feel liberated.
I'm spontaneous.
I flirt excessively.
I hate feeling dirty.
I love the word "ridiculous."
I will correct your grammar.
I'm from Alpharetta, GA.
I bleed orange.
I do not bleed fruits; that is not what I meant.
I have a wicked-lovely boyfriend.
I type super fast.
I can correct my typos without looking at the screen or the keyboard.
I love Harry Potter.
I'm confident, not cocky.
I do think I'm pretty.
In fact, I am a hot, gorgeous, wild, juicy, flammable, all-systems-go diva, dripping with ecstasy.
I am at peace with the world and myself enough to make me happy.
I love to make out.
I love bonfires and lullabies.
I love stars.
I publicly embarrass myself without being embarrassed.
I make fun of people to show my affection.
I shower people with smiles and touches to show my affection.
I make corny jokes.
I have a smart sense of humor that only Eryn understands.
I make jokes that Jack understands but sometimes sneers at lovingly.
I used to ride horses; I could be an extraordinary rider, if I decided to be.
I'm kooky.
I'm passionate.
I'm intense.
I'm also a sex goddess, because I say so.
I have the power of Beauty and Truth.
I often get in trouble with people but I never mean any harm.
I'm bitchy enough unintentionally so give me the benefit of the doubt, because I do the same for you.
I'm actually just aggressive about what I want.
I'm insane.
I love people.
I care a lot.
I can do a split.
I'm a dreamer.
I am the Procrastination Queen.
I release stress by singing very loudly.
I love to smile.
"I feel like a fucking seamstress."
I used to beat older kids up when I was really little.
I'm a pretty frightening person when I'm angry.
It makes me a good motivator.
I make sure I stick to moderation for maximal effectiveness, though.
I love listening to music at a volume that is much too loud.
I love being with Eryn Siobhan OSullivan.
I love being with Jack Caruso.
I love writing on myself with sharpies.
I don't really fit into cliche groups.
I defy boundaries.
I can and will defend and protect the righteous.
I love dancing.
I love listening to hip hop music.
But I love listening to other music more.
I hate that a lot of drivers have terrible depth perception, sense of timing, etc.
I get bored very easily.
I never stay bored for long.
I'm very good at reading people.
I crave change and new situations.
I feel sexy when my underwear matches.
I might be messy, but I know where everything is.
I haven't grown since 6th grade.
I never know what I'm thinking until I write.
I'm okay with html.
I'm done with this now.
I'd like to meet:
You and everyone,
because you are part of everyone is a part of--
Without you there is not everyone.
In fact, there is no one.
Now it is time to
Write a fabulous haiku
And see how it goes.
There's Crunk in my Plasma.
Your Scent is Strawberry
Fun, flirty, and fresh.
You're a complete sweetheart that makes everyone smile!
The Sixteen Doggies in the Window
I have Eight thousand sextillion four hundred googolplex friends!
Queen Eryn Siobhan
King Jack!
Corrina, Corrina
The Accomplice
slowEarth
Willow
Lucky
Steve Martin the Wonderful
Tara(nce) Big Sis
Joshua Ryan Carlson
Crumbling Arches.
Zaccharius: The Broseph That Could, and Did.
Face
Randall-Jimmy: The Next Oldest Awesome Broseph
Potash
Lookit! Friends: Behind the Scenes (sort of)!
Read the whole book.
Music:
If I were a Dead Russian Composer, I would be Sergei Prokofyev.
I was born in the late 19th century and was a child prodigy, composing at a very young age. I kept this talent up, earning myself quite a name and fully exploiting the bragging rights. I was disliked by Stalin, however, and I died the same day he did. My most famous work is "Peter and the Wolf."
Who would you be? Dead Russian Composer Personality Test
Particle, Say Anything, Time Lapse Consortium, Frou Frou, Rilo Kiley, Ben Folds, Kanye West, Spivey Hall Children's Choir, Crumbling Arches, Keller Williams, The Shins, Nappy Roots, Beethoven, The Postal Service, Les Claypool, Derek Trucks, Sufjan Stevens, Fall Out Boy, The Gorillaz, The Unicorns, Violent Femmes, Outkast, Atom and His Package, Yes, Beck, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, The Veronicas, Motion City Soundtrack, Moxy Fruvous, Led Zeppelin, Rooney, Animal Collective, Pixies, Jenny Lewis, Ween, Muse, Kelly Clarkson, The Format, Stravinsky, Incubus, The Cure, Coltrane, Rachmaninoff, The Beatles, McCoy Tyner, Chick Corea, The Dresden Dolls, Khachaturian, The New Pornographers, Victor Wooten, Debussy, Vivaldi, Chopin, Phish, John Williams the guitarist and the composer, Spinning Jenny Lexicon, Galactic, Infected Mushroom, Janis Joplin, SCI, Stereophonics, Panic! at the Disco, Steely Dan, slowEarth, Death Cab for Cutie, Shostakovich, Raffi, Rage Against the Machine, Hollywood Undead, Randall James Solem's mad piano-attack skeelz, Show tunes, Fiona Apple, Nellie McKay, Joshua Carlson, and muuch muuuuch moooorrre.
Movies:
Amelie, Fight Club, Moulin Rouge, Boondock Saints, Pride & Prejudice, Office Space, The Little Mermaid, Donnie Darko, American Psycho, Hustle & Flow, Milo&Otis, Kill Bill, Garden State, Dazed & Confused, Breakfast Club, Spirited Away, Wedding Crashers, Pulp Fiction, Royal Tenenbaums, Life Aquatic, Romeo & Juliet, Shakespeare in Love, Mean Girls, I Heart Huckabees, American Beauty
Television:
Family Guy, ATHF, (Adult Swim stuff), Seinfeld, So You Think You Can Dance, Sex and the City, Fairly Oddparents, the occasional show-I-don't-watch-that-everybody-else-does, but mostly OnDemand.
Books:
On the Road, Diary, Breakfast of Champions, Choke, Dharma Bums, Lamb, Slaughterhouse Five, HP, Naked Lunch (still haven't finished that), Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, James Joyce is bloody brilliant but fuck me if I can get past the first page of Finnigan's Wake
Heroes:
Eryn Siobhan O'Sullivan, John Luckovich, Ian Hennessee, Zachary Hennessee, Alex McKelvey, Brian McGaw, Jack Caruso, Jack Kerouac, Loren Bush, Beatriz from Argentina, Callahan McDonough, the Dalai Lama, Regina Thomashauer, Randall Solem, Duane Solem, Mary Ruth Solem, Perry Solem, Zach Solem, Tara Solem, Judi Knight, Josh Carlson, Martha Shaw, William Shakespeare, Chuck Palahniuk, musicians, dancers, actors, writers, chefs, film directors, J.K. Rowling, Kurt Vonnegut, the girl that asked him to prom when he spoke at a high school recently (he accepted), Satine, my cats, my dogs, a pebble, The Universe
That's my Dad this past Halloween.
Ben Thomas and wife someone that isn't even his wife.
Anderson.
Ross.
Spivey. Represent.
My dad for real. Gettin' married! 3rd time's the charm and three seems to be one of those divine numbers.
VELOCITY! Hahahaha.
Judith Knight, stepmama.
Big sis Crazy T.
Big bro, Zaccharius.
Soulsister.
J-Lucky.
Some boy named Jack, I dunno.
Zachary Hennessee. Obviously this means that Ian is also my hero.
