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M.F. Crudele

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About Me


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You're a Shot of Whiskey!
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You Are a Punk Rocker!
When it comes to rock, you don't follow any rules
You know that rocking out is all about taking down the man
You've got an incredible stage presence and rock persona
You scare moms, make bad girls swoon, and live life on the edge! What Kind of Rocker Are You?
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: M.F.
Birthday: 10/18/1973
Birthplace: Poplar Bluff, MO
Current Location: ATL, GA
Eye Color: brown or green - depends
Hair Color: dark drown/black
Height: 5-9
Right Handed or Left Handed: usually right, but kicking the left at pool
Your Heritage: I-talian
The Shoes You Wore Today: Today's a sick day - I'm in socks
Your Weakness: Uranium
Your Fears: the masses
Your Perfect Pizza: thin crisp crust made with lots of toppings and love
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Enlightenment
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: :)
Thoughts First Waking Up: Time to take Yossa out
Your Best Physical Feature: My eyes - they can see through walls
Pepsi or Coke: Coke - I'm from Atlanta, yo!
Single or Group Dates: I prefer at least one other person
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Sing: I'm the singer, Jason is the Dancer
Have you Been in Love: the bar keeps getting raised on this one
Do you want to go to College: nope - been there and they made me work
Do you want to get Married: TBD
Do you belive in yourself: yup
Do you get Motion Sickness: depends on the motion
Do you get along with your Parents: they are pretty amusing
Do you like Thunderstorms: HELL YEAH!
Do you play an Instrument: I was voted best Human Beat Box 1999
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I might have ... a little bit
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I honostly couldn't tell you
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: mmmmm, Sushi - yes
How do you want to Die: Hypothetically
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: an abstract concept
What country would you most like to Visit: Brunei - just to visit the capital
Number of Tattoos: 1
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My Interests

PHOTO MONTAGE OF THE MOMENT: HALLOWEEN..

I'd like to meet:

People that have intelligence without pretentiousness. Silly. Robust. People of high quality and low overhead. Idealists with guarded optimism.

All of that and people that can dig on a chill vibe, know what to bob their heads to, can feel the music, and love everything from dominating Irkutsk to closing the club.

People rock that like MJQ, Martinis and IMAX, Dad's Garage, Roller Girls, Disc Golf, The Chamber (R.I.P.), NYC, Savannah, Starlight, 97 Estoria, The Highlander, Apres Diem, The Independent, Mid Town Arts Cinema, Smiths, Clermont, Vortex, Ria's, Piedmont Park, The Mark, Ultimate, Kool Korner, Video Drome, Shooting the Hooch, backyard fire pit parties, mountain cabins, R. Thomas, you get the idea......

Music:

NEW LISTENING
Regina Spektor, Collide, Snowden, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs

IN THE REGULAR CYCLE
M.I.A., Franz Ferdinand, Scissor Sisters, Common, Rilo Kiley, Panic! At the Disco

THE STAPLES
Interpol, The Postal Service, Mos Def, Sneaker Pimps, OutKast, PJ Harvey, Pixies, Dinosaur, Jr., Radiohead, Blue Mountain, Spoon, Deathray, Massive Attack, White Stripes, Lamb, Bjork, Portishead, Ella Fitzgerald, Billie Holliday, The Smiths, The Cure, PJ Harvey, Sonic Youth, Metropolitan, Fugazi, Gnarls Barkley, Mazzy Star

Movies:

The Shining, Momento, Swingers, Requiem For a Dream, Rushmore, Real Genius, Fight Club, Clerks, Hackers, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Amelie, The Professional, Mulholland Drive, Audition (freaky)

Television:

Family Guy, Daily Show, Harvey Birdman, ATHF, Home Movies, Boondocks ...pretty much all All Adult Swim, Simpsons

Books:

Catch-22; How to Talk Dirty and Influence People; The Fountainhead; Breakfast of Champions; Tristessa; Slaughterhouse Five; Farenheit 451; Is Your Mama A Llama; Rich Dad, Poor Dad; Vonnegut; 1984; Rum Diaries; ScrewJack; Guns, Germs and Steel

Heroes:

I'd have to say Meatball followed by maybe a ham and Pepperoni all the way. I'm a bit more partial to Grinders, though.

... or if you mean the other type, then ...

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My Blog

College Entrance Essay

This is an actual essay written by a college applicant to New York University. The author was accepted and is now attending NYU. IN ORDER FOR THE ADMISSIONS STAFF OF OUR COLLEGE TO GET TO KNOW...
Posted by M.F. Crudele on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 12:59:00 PST

Global Warming - The Conservative Viewpoint

I am posting this to address 2 points: Question 1. Is the Earth Warming? Question 2. What is the likelihood that Humans are contributing to this? I have chosen to take a very conservative approac...
Posted by M.F. Crudele on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 11:13:00 PST

ATHF, Mooninites, and guerilla marketing

As Ignignot appeared illuminated in LED glory in Boston and the forces that be judged him to be a terrorist threat, there are several questions that come to mind.1. Is this species profiling. Are we s...
Posted by M.F. Crudele on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 12:45:00 PST

Wages, Support Staff, and Iraq

So all of this talk in the news about raising the minimum wage got me to thinking. Is that the reason all of the secretaries in Iraq are upset... wages? It seems like we could just raise their wages a...
Posted by M.F. Crudele on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 07:19:00 PST

NYE Recap

Just wanted to thank everyone for coming out on NYE and having a blast! For those that missed it or can't remember it, here are the highlights:   MY TIDBITS OF INTEREST (Share your own if you fee...
Posted by M.F. Crudele on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 05:43:00 PST

Driving impaired - the flashing yellow light

From page 34 of Georgia Drivers Manual - blinking red means stop, blinking yellow means PROCEED WITH CAUTION. That's right, if you come to an intersection and the light is blinking red, you stop while...
Posted by M.F. Crudele on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 03:26:00 PST

Charlotte's Web

What if Charlotte was afflicted with Tourettes Syndrome? These are the  questions that keep me awake at night. Think about it...
Posted by M.F. Crudele on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 05:56:00 PST

Selling Salvation

I'm in a coffee shop in Tupelo, MS and there is a "Junior Minister" that is starting up casual conversations with every group of people here. He is Selling Salvation. There is a non-Solicitors sign po...
Posted by M.F. Crudele on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 10:49:00 PST

Best Halloween Party Ever

Tomorrow night (October 28) is the huge Sampson St. Halloween Loft Party. Everyone is invited to crash at my house afterwards!!!  .. .....
Posted by M.F. Crudele on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 03:39:00 PST

El Bar, Velvet ropes, and news on the DL

I sculpted this beautiful blog early today with a narrative and everything... but myspace wiped it and I don't have the energy to recreate it, so here is the vanilla version. I've been saying El Bar w...
Posted by M.F. Crudele on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 06:02:00 PST