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flashdanceasspants

Eatin' lentils with no utensils

About Me

common working class trash

My Interests

records, bathtime, comics, food, mixtapes, dance floor thrashing, markers, sketchbook, paint,sex, bike rides, poloroids,old crap that nobody wants, sidewalk sitting, this is so dorky you guys know what i like.

I'd like to meet:

zombies,multiple make out maniacs, the young and the restless. do not try to add me if you are a random crappy band, or some creep with a urine fetish, or anybody trying to advertise their business. i will prolly only ad you if i know you.

Music:

music is my friend. i hate the whole list thing .arg. i refuse to do it right now

Movies:

another hipster list thig that i don't like doing. ok, um anything with betty davis, or a lot of blood, or bill murray. i like to go to old movies at the castro with a bottle of wine as my date.i highly reccomend this to anyone.

Television:

yikes....oh wait, i like nature shows. especially underwater ones.I never thought that there could be anything more annoying than commercials, but then reality television took over the world and now i can't relate to 90 percent of society.

Books:

I have toooo many of these. i moved and i wanted to just throw them all in the dumpster so i wouldn't have to lift the heavy boxes. stupid books.