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the child-like empress

...thats why I never kiss 'em on the mouth.

About Me

My life is super ill. Ill like sweet, not like inferm. I am surrounded by amazing people and I'm always down to meet new folks with interesting points of view. People who like 80s movies and cooking. People who like mountain biking and Jack Daniels fine Tennessee bourbon. People who laugh at inappropriate moments and wouldn't mind seeing my retarded band play at bars. Motorcycle riders and old friends that accidently drifted will get preferential treatment.This profile was edited with MySpace Help - Profile Creator and Editor MySpace Profile Help!

My Interests

Do not bandy words in your insolence with the Mouth of Sauron

I'd like to meet:

Someone to render unto me that wich is Ceasars! ...and anyone who will assist in putting on an amateur Iron Chef contest with me.

Music:

SF thug core 4 life!!!!! (415) till I die my niggas and my niggaettes! Mad props to my man Nickatina (mutha fuckin Dre Dog), Scoob Nitty, Equipto, Messy Marv, San Quinn and all my peeps doin' life up in Chino. Big ups to the Anticon crew, Gift of Gab, 2-Pac, Wierd Al, Cee-Lo, thoes guys that did "Who let the dogs out"... That shits my jam!, the immortal Wu Tang Clan, Mr. Big, Piebald, Pizzacato Five, The Mars Volta, Trans Am, LFO ("I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike), Xiu Xiu, Two Gallants, Hello Hoisy, Ex Nihilo, Lo-fi Nissans, Del, Guitar Wolf, Color Me Badd, Drive Like Jehu, The Unicorns, Kelis (well I guess just that milkshake song... and the cameo on "baby I got your money"), Flipper, Gogol Bordello, the theme song from Threes Company, Lou Reed, Melt Bannana, Milli Vanilli and basically anyone who keeps it real and plays to glorify our savior Jesus Christ. In short, no non-secular music. There, I said it.

Movies:

Bio-dome

Television:

Iron Chef

Books:

Factotum

Heroes:

My roomate was into it but I thought it was pretty fucking stupid. I mean come on... that Japanese dude learned english convieniently fast enough to convey important plot information. And that dude who can fly... He's just unlikeable. This section should be about Lost.

My Blog

Mola Ram! Prepare to meet Kali...in Hell!

So for the second time...   Kuala Lumpur is an excelent city to explore on foot.  Recognisable landmarks, the street grid makes relative sence and there is a good public transportation ...
Posted by the child-like empress on Thu, 27 Oct 2005 03:01:00 PST

No time for love Dr. Jones...

So Tims visa was running out and were all getting tired of the crowded expensive tourist spots, so we decided to make a run for Borneo and see if we couldn't seek out some of the more r...
Posted by the child-like empress on Sat, 15 Oct 2005 11:18:00 PST

No, it wasn't my hands. It was my... My misunderstanding.

So Koh Tao is an island in the South China Sea about three hours (by boat) from the closest port town in Thailand.  The island is small enough to walk across in a couple hours and there is only o...
Posted by the child-like empress on Wed, 12 Oct 2005 11:59:00 PST

Indy, feels like walking on fortune cookies....

So where was I.... Aahhh. Elephant polo. So it was the 10th annual Kings Cup elephant polo tournament and Dog Boy and I just kinda stumbled into it. I dont think my story telling abilities are anywher...
Posted by the child-like empress on Sun, 09 Oct 2005 01:41:00 PST

The diamond, Dr. Jones....

So I said I would be keeping up with the various happenings on our trip via Myspace blogs. Time and apathy have made liars out of me but I'm going to start trying to back post some of the highlights ...
Posted by the child-like empress on Thu, 06 Oct 2005 03:29:00 PST

Fuck yall.......

Ok, I'm outa here for the hollidays. Jeremy, I leave you with the charge of making sure no one posts comments untill I have announced my return. I would just check my comments from San Diego but I f...
Posted by the child-like empress on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

damn I'm bitchin awsome

So, I just bought a motorcycle which skyrocketed my coolness quotient while at the same time did nothing to improve my spelling. I guess spelling isn't that cool anyway so I guess I'm glad. Damn gla...
Posted by the child-like empress on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST