The hardest part of being an administrative assistant. . . . |
. . . .is finding a pair of pantyhose that are just tight enough to neatly tuck my cockenballs between my legs.
Posted by on Thu, 05 Mar 2009 01:27:00 GMT |
It’s getting scary around here. . . . |
at work. Our workflow is high so we hire a bunch of temps. A lot of them are old Chinese men. I give them a nod and say "Good Morning" or whatever, but probably because they don't know Engli...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Dec 2008 09:52:00 GMT |
WHEW!!! |
Last night, watching Obama's acceptance speech, I thought to myself, "Man, it's good to have a president that sounds like a president once again." Am I right?
Posted by on Wed, 05 Nov 2008 14:02:00 GMT |
Things that make my heart light smile |
. . . knowing that one of the sweet Chinese ladies I work with has a picture of a lil' kitty on her workspace computer to take her mind off the fact that she's working quite hard for as litt...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Aug 2008 16:43:00 GMT |
If I had these pants. . . . . |
. . . .well, I would wear 'em. And it's not just the idea of wearing dinosaur pants that's so appealing. What appeals to me is the poise with which these dinos pose for the pants. I imagine they'd ma...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Aug 2008 14:45:00 GMT |
girls have been kicking my ass lately |
literally. while i was waiting for a cab this past sunday night after djing at radio and drinking at ruby room with some new friends, two, like, thirteen- or fifteen year-old sisters walked by me. i w...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 00:55:00 GMT |
hair |
my hair is getting long. i haven't had it this long since the night before my first day of high school when i fucked up my home-fade and had to shave it all off. cholas began to notice me and it was e...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 15:53:00 GMT |
things i will make it a point to never say in '07: |
these are things i have said while i was stupid drunk, or because i had been stupid drunk. if you would like to add to this list, be my guest. consider this my intervention. help me to exorcise the de...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 14:00:00 GMT |
feels good. |
It feels good to finally know where you want to travel next after having not been outside of california for more than a few days at a time in over ten years. It's the crazy tall building in the middle...
Posted by on Fri, 25 May 2007 00:24:00 GMT |
when you stay up late |
when you stay up late and have one of those "a-ha" moments, you might as well imagine little dollar bills with wings flying up into the air, away from you because the ordinary thinking man is broke. a...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 03:23:00 GMT |
