Bottle of Wine |
For all of us who are married, were married, wishyou were married, or wish you weren't married, this is something to smile about the next time you see a bottle of wine: Sally was driving home f...
Posted by Alan on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 12:39:00 PST |
Valentine Poem |
WILL YOU PLEASE BE MY VALENTINE?Remember when a Valentine Was just a name that you just drew And you could give that Paper Heart To someone you barely knew. Or you maybe gave your Heart To everybody i...
Posted by Alan on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 05:37:00 PST |
Love Is... |
Love makes a soundThat is deaf to the earsBut when heard by the heartIt is as though a symphony appearsLove can see thingsThat are blind to the eyeBut when seen by the heartThe colors fill the...
Posted by Alan on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 05:11:00 PST |
Irish Jokes (appologies to the The Emerald Isle Inhabitants) |
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Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, "Lord take ...
Posted by Alan on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 11:09:00 PST |
Mythtakes |
WE ALL MAKE MYTHTAKES..
CAN YOU TELL WHICH OF THESE FACTS ARE TRUE OR FALSE?
MARILYN Monroe had six toes on her left foot.
FALSE: Photos published in 1991 seemed to show the Hollywood star wi...
Posted by Alan on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 01:34:00 PST |
True or False? |
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A cockroach will live nine days without its head, before it starves to death.
A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
A snail can sleep for three years.
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Posted by Alan on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 12:49:00 PST |
Happy New Year |
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Posted by Alan on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 01:55:00 PST |
One Liners |
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm
Drink 'till she's cute, but stop before the wedding
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines
Early bird gets the worm, but the secon...
Posted by Alan on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 02:01:00 PST |
Stevie Goals |
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Posted by Alan on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 08:45:00 PST |
Name the Artist and song Title |
They said there'll be snow at Christmas, They said there'll be peace on Earth But instead it just kept on raining A veil of tears for the VIRGIN BIRTH.
I remember one Christmas morning A winters ligh...
Posted by Alan on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 08:30:00 PST |
