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Ollie

I am here for Friends

About Me

Jumping up on people is awsome. I also enjoy stealling food off the counter. I like long walks on the beach too. oooh and country music. I hate when people age me in multiples of 7. Screw that. I also enjoy lowering the net worth of any homes I visit...by any means necessary.

My Interests

porn, etc.

I'd like to meet:

Burt Reynolds, Kenny Chesney, Paul Reiser, Carrot Top

Music:

Mostly Christian rock, but also Kenny Chesney, Boys to men, Carrie Underwood, Dolly Parton

Movies:

Weekend at Bernies 2, Beetoven 2, Roadhouse, 9 to 5, Rhinestone

Television:

Fresh Prince of Belair, Bachelor, American Idol, Super Nanny, Nanny 911

Books:

romance novels, wild animus

Heroes:

Bob Ross, Parker Posey