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I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

life takes practice. DISCOVER IT

What about you?!
people are crazy and so are you. EXPLAIN YOURSELF

This is for Mae:
I love you!

My Interests

holding my breath, kundalini yoga & meditation, boxing, cold showers, juicing, stickers, Angie Baby, popping my ample booty, punching the heavy bag, hot chicks, cool dudes, riding bitch on bikes, playing pirates, doing laundry, medical maryjane, cable TV, hello kitty, enlightenment, The Hilarity, happy flowers, cults, peace, love, and other stupid hippie shit

I'd like to meet:

pirates, other boat people, yogis, boxers, hipsters, weirdos, pinheads, carnies, apotemnophiles & acrotomophiliacs, rockers, filmmakers, slackers, hip hoppers, stoners, juicers, meditators, mystics, The Buddha
What I am totally fucking into again:

Music:

is for doing the Car Dance

Movies:

are my religion

Television:

is for fight nights

Books:

chase the mystery of life

Heroes:

Gibby Haynes, Joe Bob Briggs, Crispin Glover, Yogi Bhajan, Zippy the Pinhead, Bob Nastanovich, Gary Floyd, and Sonny Liston was a friend of mine.

My Blog

If you are gay, I will marry you.

I perform Gay Weddings. See my Shmoopy's Myspace page for pictures of hers. I also will marry you if you are not Gay. The Reverend Elle d'Orado...
Posted by e||e on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 03:47:00 PST

Yes these are bruises, yes they're from fighting, yes I'm comfortable with that...

I AM ENLIGHTENED.
Posted by e||e on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 10:14:00 PST