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About Me

my cat can eat a whole watermelon. I know a thing or two about a thing or two.... I am reformed, I used to be a thief and speed freak - used to be homeless. I like awkward situations. I like it when mice crawl out of my mouth and scurry around my face. pretend not to notice. I paint pictures and tell stories. I like road trips and I will drive a car like its stolen. I am shooting up insecticide to get rid of the bugs, I want to drill a hole through the middle of all your teeth and lace them up with string, when I laugh 13 tons of fire flows out of my mouth and God sits here on my forehead. I like riding my bike - bicycle gangs. white noise. the power of silence. I like it when all the electricity in a city goes out, listening to my friends artificial heart valve when she gets excited. Radiolarians, reckless endangerment, revolution, seeing cops get beat down. Curly, Larry, Moe, the Marx brothers I have supernatural kung fu. Anger rooted in hunger. I am long past worrying about lost time. I am nationwide , motherfuckers.
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I'd like to meet:

That person in fairy tales that stops travelers and demands they answer a riddle before they can proceed. Reformed drug addicts and thieves. Anyone who has been there and has a story to tell about it. The taoist cowgirls. Anyone tormented by visions of tiny kittens riding the crests of endless waves of pastel colored salt water taffy. Fuck those kittens

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Antony singing If It Be Your Will

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MDlMdu2gjw
Posted by on Thu, 12 Feb 2009 10:11:00 GMT