We are everyone you depend on. We're the people who do your laundry and cook your food and serve you dinner. We make your bed. We guard you while you sleep. We drive the ambulances. We direct your call. We are cooks and taxi drivers and we know everything about you. We process your insurance claims and credit card charges. We control every part of your life. Do Not Fuck With Us.
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The first rule of Girl Fight Club is:
You do not talk about Girl Fight Club.
The second rule of Girl Fight Club is:
YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT GIRL FIGHT CLUB.
Third rule: If someone goes limp, taps out, the girl fight is over.
Fourth rule: Only two girls to a fight.
Fifth rule: One girl fight at a time.
Sixth rule: No shirts. No shoes. No Crying.
Seventh rule: Girl fights will go on as long as they have
to.
Eighth rule: If this is your first night of Girl Fight Club, you have to fight.
Ninth and final rule: NO CRYING.
