have you ever lit a booger on fire? |
i haven't either. i'm trying to decide if i want to go minimalist with this and let everyone (who matters enough to read) think that i've really fallen off my rocker and into the deep end for reals, b...
Posted by tish on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 02:09:00 PST |
you know how i know you’re gay? |
you're reading this! but seriously, i started a story in bed this morning, and i write so well in bed, but i'm attempting to type in real life now and it is sooo gaaay...if i could only stop being sla...
Posted by tish on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 10:42:00 PST |
i do not feel better |
cause now i am really for reals sick. could have been the ferry ride in the rain. oh, but that was fun. could have been steven colbert. could have been shields with her snot rags all over my whole ent...
Posted by tish on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 09:12:00 PST |
do i feel better? |
why yes! i do. i feel better knowing where i stand...and whatever, perhaps i should not say all this here and now, but i'd be ecstatic over just one small gesture that meant i am, in fact, more than j...
Posted by tish on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 01:31:00 PST |
i have such weird big feet |
like a hobbit but less hairy. don't think that means i forgot about second breakfast. or even first breakfast. shoot! i'm hungry and dirty and full of beer and despair. but i'm hilarious. and can't sa...
Posted by tish on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 08:15:00 PST |
just like a woman’s thumb’s blues... |
no. not even bob dylan can fix this. shit. what have i done? we just can't have nice things. and we especially can't have white things. because we ruin it all. we spill too much or have dirty paws or ...
Posted by tish on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 07:26:00 PST |
the houston omlette |
so what if i love amy winehouse? it's the name. and the voice. plus she reminds me of nina. simone. if nina had bloody ballet slippers. anyways. the foundation of just about anything like, say, a hous...
Posted by tish on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 04:20:00 PST |
who’s cryin now? |
listening to a little journey, which does indeed remind me of yellow camaros, and what's so bad about that? oh, i don't know...abuse and neglect maybe. it is way past bedtime on a school night for me,...
Posted by tish on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 03:43:00 PST |
happy birthday, katrina! |
member how we spent that end of summer two years ago on the lanai reading stolen from starbucks times from both new york and la, losing our fucking minds, drinking 12 packs of pbr because it only cost...
Posted by tish on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 02:40:00 PST |
noristorious |
and she ain't talkin about chuck...and today began thusly: my two-in-one roommate burst into my room at about 10-ish, can of modelo in hand squawking about how he met terry richardson the child pornog...
Posted by tish on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 03:08:00 PST |
