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shields

If the ocean was whisky and I were a duck, I'd sink to the bottom and never come up!

About Me

As most of you know....I moved to New York to attend grad school...NYU...which happened to be a super expensive adventure. So now I owe Citibank...."Shitibank" a ton of money and my first born child!So now you can go to my Etsy page to purchase my artwork...drawings, paintings, collage, and soon....limited edition prints. All proceeds go to Citibank student loans...horray!www.mosie26.etsy.com seller name: mosie26There are also 2 other ways to view my work! Artist's File and Flickr. My flickr screen name is mosie26...I just signed up for it, so I have not figured out my way through the site exactly yet....forgive me for being a computer tard.You can view new work at the Irving Sandler Artist Online File:http://afonline.artistsspace.org/preview_artist.php?aid =6728You can also do a search for my name on the artist's space website. I will try to update and put new work on there as quickly as possible....so check back often!

My Interests

painting, sewing, cooking, drinking and then pushing Burns in the snow, browsing the Japanese bookstore, making zines

I'd like to meet:

Mickey Rourke and Tom Waits

Music:

Tom Waits, Catpower, Elliot Smith, The Kinks, Blonde Redhead, Nick Cave, Crass, Le Tigre

Movies:

Wild at Heart, The Celebration, The Idiots, Buffalo 66, The Outsiders, Looking for Mr. Goodbar, Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?, Breakfast at Tiffany's

Television:

Lost, Deadwood, Conan O'brien, The Simpsons, Carnivale, Antique Roadshow, Rome....did I mention LOST?

Books:

The Poisonwood Bible, Ham on Rye, Life of Pi, The Bean Trees, Animal Dreams, Catcher in the Rye, Atomized, Fast Food Nation, House on Mango Street, Running with Scissors, Dry, Kite Runner, A Thousand Splendid Suns

Heroes:

Poobaby and Martha Stewart

My Blog

OMG

I am so sick! This sucks to be sick in the summer and all you want to do is be outside...but all I want to do right now is lay in bed. And Burns wants to go see the Simpsons movie...which I want to se...
Posted by shields on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 06:58:00 PST

why does....

....my location say Alabama?! I'm scared....someone help! I can't fix it! I don't live in Alabama and I don't want to live their either! Ahhhhh!!!!!
Posted by shields on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 12:11:00 PST

my profile....

....just hit 3000 views...what does that mean? Do people really like me?
Posted by shields on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 08:58:00 PST

this shit...

...on npr is driving me crazy...it is sept 11th and I know they have to be sensitive and do all this tribute shit, but I should really change the radio because all the terrorist crap is driving me mad...
Posted by shields on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 11:22:00 PST

Don't mess with me kids!

Went to Coney Island yesterday with Sleepy Mendoza and Heather(their first time). Sleepy kept paying for us to play games with himthen on the clown game where you shoot water into the clowns mouth to...
Posted by shields on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 09:56:00 PST

They say....

...it comes in 3's....first my bike broke like 2 weeks ago. Then my email broke. Now, I just dropped my $700 digital camera that is only a year old on the carpet in my room and it broke! Fuck! Now I h...
Posted by shields on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 11:25:00 PST

oh god...

...look at my fucking fat beer belly in this photo! Somebody save me from my beer belly please!!!! I'm a victim...I can't do it on my own...I need your help! Thanks.
Posted by shields on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 01:54:00 PST

Somebody save me!

Somebody save me from ebay!!! I am supposed to be saving to go visit Adrian in SF and instead I am buying fucking swizzle sticks on ebay. I think I am going to cancel my buyer accountI dont know what ...
Posted by shields on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 11:59:00 PST

all I hear is....

...the humming of air conditioners....Fuck it is hot! There is a 90% chance of a black out tonightwhich wont be that bad cuz then I dont have to go to work!I doubt there will be though. I would ride m...
Posted by shields on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 11:17:00 PST

independance day

My god.you show a little cleavage on myspace and suddenly ALL the creepy boys want to be your friend.well fuck you!Fourth of JulyEduardo and I lit sparklers on the side of the Omni.all he kept saying ...
Posted by shields on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 10:44:00 PST