"Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally" as life's motto..SASE's..Ted Nugent's teeth..20 foot dragons and a full laser show..Slippin' on banana peels..The idea that "A bad day fishin' is still better than the best day werkin'"..and also Manscape Art and kisses on the neck..
Someone that wants to pay off my student loans because they "believe" in me.. Easy-going Sour Grapes and low maintenance Bad Apples..alcoholics, sluts, and someone that walks as fast as me, dirigible operators....you first, and then your cooler, hotter brother.Someone in Brooklyn that has an empty garage for me to park my car in (I miss it and I want it here now!).And a hot fisherman that wants live happily ever after with me in a houseboat in Costa Rica or maybe a farm in Scotland or an apartment in Wisconsin or a timeshare in Canada.and.....
These things may or may not be music to my ears: The slap of 7 ply to a cement curb..the heartbuzz of a hummingbird..the word "free"..the click of a light bulb's last breath..heavy riffs to catchy little ditties..striking of a match..chants of protest..the highheeled sounding clickety clack of men's dress shoes..the rumble of an engine..The lilliputian giving me a piece of her mind..various levels of skin to skin contact, from high fives to stemmin' roses..Alliteration..and the finality of the Death Rattle..
Clash of theTitans, Cool as Ice, Serpent and the Rainbow, Little Otik, Bangin' in Little Rock, Cable Guy, Dark Crystal, Troop Beverly Hills
Television, I'm not sure, but I do know, a little about teleprompters and telephones and some stuff about x-ray vision, but I don't really get how it all might work together......
I don't want to tell you, because then you will know how smart I really am, and that would be embarrassing for both of us.
Bill Withers, Bill Murray, Ravishing Rick Rude,and your mom..my Mom,.. and whoever invented the Teleporter (it makes life so much easier, you rock!)..and oh yeah, Theo Huxtable