Kids Eat Crayons

Music:

Member Since: 5/31/2006
Band Website: kidseatcrayons.com
Band Members: Voice : Jean-Philippe Major
Bass : Scott Kingsley
Guitar : Craig Sauvé
Drums : D. W. Lee
Alto Sax : Steve Reid
Piano : David Ryshpan
Tenor Sax : Ben Henriques

(note: "Eat It or Wear It", "Boil My Bones" and "Truck Date" feature Colin Power on Alto sax)
Influences: Frank Zappa, Mike Patton, Corrosion of Conformity, Charles Mingus, The Locust, The New Pornographers, Wayne Shorter, I Mother Earth, Steve Lacy, Anthrax, Samuel Beckett, Iron Maiden, Joanna Newsom, Alice in Chains, John Zorn, Aerosmith, Tom Waits, Bionic
Sounds Like: Sometimes like jazz guys too sissy to play metal properly, sometimes like metal guys too aggressive to play jazz properly.
Sometimes like a hot day at the zoo when the llama decides to masturbate against a fence post and the kids start screaming and pointing while the parents offer them chocolate ass cream to distract them before heading back to the car to find that the family dog has exploded like a potato in a microwave, and no amount of ass cream will stop the kids from licking the windows.
Type of Label: None