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Mr. M.

vocal tics, as grunts, barks, or words, esp. obscenities.

About Me

I appreciate intellectual curiosity and humor.My childhood dream was to own a pony, or to catch TOURETTE'S SYNDROME.Bruce Willis was a childhood stutterer. Intellectual humility is a dead scene.I have stranger danger training...

My Interests

Movies, music, reading, traveling, popular culture, the deconstruction of sub-cultures, semantics, storytelling, taking photos, clinging to ideology, making people uncomfortable, writing, avoiding strangers, talking all kinds of shit, fixating on death, playing basketball, eliminating ritual and routine when it only serves to mask weakness, kittens, dangerous curves, stickers, reveling in my dog's attractiveness, other stuff...

I'd like to meet:

Intelligent life. folks who know how to tell a story. people who resent hippies and dogmatics, people who do and don't talk, as opposed to those who talk and don't do. good folks who are weary of bland chit chat in all it's grotesque forms. people who like the word grotesque. and anyone and everyone who is not self-obsessed, or convinced of the righteousness of their chosen cause or sub-group.

Music:

Check out my friends and my blogs for what I like.*This is my record:

Movies:

*Human Nature *Evil Speak *They Live *The Body Snatcher * Wings of Desire * Lolita (Kubrick version) * Carnival of Souls * The Petrified Forest * the Roaring 20's *Return Of the Vampire *Angel Heart * The Man Who Wasn't There * Adaptation * Nightmare Alley * Dawn of the Dead (1978) * Ghost World * High Sierra * The Killing * The Day the Earth Stood Still * Toto the Hero * Crumb * The Red Balloon * The Picture of Dorian Gray (1945) * Catch 22 * Mulholland Drive *Living In Oblivion *Magic *Casino * The First Half of Full Metal Jacket * The Wizard of Oz * The Original Charlie and the Chocolate Factory * Be sombody or be sombody's fool

Television:

SUPERMARKET SWEEP, PRESS YOUR LUCK, Jeopardy, The Sarah Silverman Program, MMA fights, NBA basketball, Ebert and Roeper. Maury (but only when it is the fat baby parade, or the "that ain't my baby" episodes) Strongman competitions, My So called Life, Small Wonder, the old Incredible Hulk show, Top Chef. Shooting Sizemore, Hardball w/ Chris Matthews, political talking head junk, My 2 Dads, that show with the woman who talks about her lady feelings...

Books:

**Gospel of the Living Dead **The Wall (Short stories) **Breakfast of Champions **Invisible Monsters **The Fall **Hey Rube **A crack-up at the race riots **Galapagos **I am Legend, **Last picture Show, **Ain't Misbehavin (Fats Waller Biography), **The Immortal Count (Bela Lugosi's Biography), **A Massive Swelling (Cintra Wilson), **Candide, **Laughter In the Dark, **Animal Farm, **Doing Our Own Thing "the Degradation of Language and Music and Why We should, Like, Care", **No Logo, **Media unlimited, **Invitation To a Beheading

Heroes:

In no particular order.Kubrick, Lynch, Kurt Vonnegut, The Marx Brothers, Bogart, Hunter S. Thompson, Mike Patton, RALPH NADER, Buzz from the Melvins, Raymond Scott, Crumb, Charlie Kaufman, Werner Herzog, Terry Zwigoff, Vladimir Nabokov, Robert Wise, Andy Kaufman, Richard Pryor, Bruce Lee, Jack McVea, Buckethead, Negativeland, Albert Camus, George Romero, Nino Rota, Nate Dogg, Dan the Automator, Fiona Apple, people who work in animal shelters.

My Blog

please steal from me.

My name is Mr. Rosemary King W. I am a dying woman who has decided to donate what I have to charity through you, my stranger in life, but friend through computer technology. You may be wondering why I...
Posted by Mr. M. on Wed, 02 May 2007 11:51:00 PST

A few quick notes: Weeeee!!!

*Sometimes it is nice to just be considered. Halo. My name is Svetlana. I want meet kind nice man. I like USA mens and europe's also canada's. I am study englisch in school. I am 25, and have blonde h...
Posted by Mr. M. on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 12:26:00 PST

botox.

I saw a fat baby today, he had a fake tatoo on his fat little arm, his mommy gave him a bag of dorritos at the cafe. He garbled his way through some cute phrases with little chunks of cool ranch chips...
Posted by Mr. M. on Sat, 13 May 2006 05:39:00 PST

Michael Douglas Criticizes Brangelina

(FROM MSN "NEWS")Tuesday March 14 6:09 PM ETWatch out Brad, Michael Douglas is taking some shots regarding your divorce from Jen. At you and girlfriend Angelina Jolie."I don't know about Brad Pitt, le...
Posted by Mr. M. on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 04:16:00 PST

I got punched in the face last night, but i'd rather talk about this shit.

Friday, February 10, 2006 Crazy talk...and dead wrestler stuff Chuck woolery once date raped a junior dance champion, and didn't have the courage to talk about it on love connection.he said it wasn't...
Posted by Mr. M. on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 05:54:00 PST

Quote of the day

To the sleeper, the waking life is a dream.
Posted by Mr. M. on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 05:57:00 PST

Found knowledge next to a Garth Brooks tape:

I was walking down the street four days ago, and next to a pile of Country and Western tapes (Garth Brooks and the Dixie Chicks, umhmm) i found a book called "Critical Thinking: What Every Person Need...
Posted by Mr. M. on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 10:44:00 PST

Excerpt from Buzz of the Melvins.

I don't like the human race in general and I certainly don't like the ones that are riding the subway. Eeew, gross! I also don't want to go to the mall. I don't want to do lots of stuff. I travel in a...
Posted by Mr. M. on Thu, 08 Dec 2005 01:27:00 PST

Schadenfreude

Mmhmm. http://youhavebadtasteinmusic.com/
Posted by Mr. M. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

*Agenda Setting Mendacity and meaninglessness...

* I am not in the mood for this shit. --Not today These bastards will hit you with phony news 24 hours a day, and then boast about it after the fact. -Exhibit A *I checked my email today...
Posted by Mr. M. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST