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YellowBastard

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About Me

I am a shy, introverted asian who only wants to ruin the grading curve, so that my people can maintain its dominance of admissions to top-flight colleges. In my spare time, I work at a dry-cleaning store where I purposely put too much starch in white people's collars. Also, I dream of piloting giant 50 foot robots with the purpose of proving my worth to a emotionally distant father. When I'm not calculating algorithims for fun, I'm yelling at people in my 99 cent store to hurry up and buy something.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone but white people. And I just remembered that Indian people count as caucasians. I guess I'll have to dislike them too as well.

My Blog

Blah blah blah noise chatter static of the racial tenor

Blazoned on the top of today's sfgate.com front page: "Racist Column Stuns City." I click the link.http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2007/02/27 /HATE.TMPAmused, I read the piece. It concerns...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 22:57:00 GMT

myspace rules

Standard Blog entry from Standard MySpace User:Blah blah blah blah blah. enter clever witticism here. blah blah blah. pop culture reference here. blah blah blah blah.make statement with knowing winkhe...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 01:41:00 GMT

herro

I love white people. They help shelter us and civilize us. Without white people I would still be using wooden sticks for utensils, and pushing around cartfuls of my relatives across the border. Thank ...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 11:27:00 GMT

Pick on the asian guy.

Just so you know I am not racist. I just happen to hate white people, hispanics, asians, middle-eastern people, indiginous people, mongoloids, latins, race baiting Italian soccer players, assholes who...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 13:07:00 GMT

I'm not a racist, but I play one in real life.

Try and guess which ethnic group this is. Brought to you by the Ayran resistance. Racial Characteristics:Hordes of incomprehensible rat-eaters with a peculiar political philosophy and a dangerous pen...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 14:34:00 GMT

Anger Management

I had just bought myself a sandwich and was returning to my place of work. It had been just a nondescriptly pleasant day that I almost thought to myself that humanity was okay. I was drivin...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 13:00:00 GMT

I Rike Movies

Flashback 2004. Ang Lee, the famous Chinese film director, sits in the prestigious offices of Focus Features studios. Opposite him sits one James Witworth, president of feature developments, and Stan ...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 09:23:00 GMT

The power of mass communication

Marisa Magnate, a 51 year old caucasian woman with a nasty predilection for showing off her unsightly body, peers over the rims of her glasses searching for the next victim. I hope it isn't me. T...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 09:24:00 GMT

Wisdom handed down from the elders

Here are some more wise words given to me by my betters (i.e. the internet) An airplane takes off from the airport. The captain is Jewish and the first officer is Chinese. It's the first time t...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 00:35:00 GMT

White people all look the same

I recently went into my local, indigent infested 7-11 for a quick fix of carbonated water when I tripped over some foot carelessly set in my path. Through years of enforced emotional repression (be...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Feb 2006 17:06:00 GMT