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Jazz

Anything that interrupts music I hate.

About Me

**DO NOT TRY TO ADD ME IF WE HAVE NOTHING INTERESTING IN COMMON--UNLESS WE KNOW EACH OTHER IN REAL LIFE. SURE, I LIKE CONAN, TOO. BUT IF YOU'RE JUST AN ILLITERATE LOSER WHO HAPPENS TO LIKE CONAN AND COLLECTS FRIENDS ON MYSPACE, THERE ARE THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE ON MYSPACE WHO ARE JUST LIKE YOU. I WILL NOT LET YOU ADD ME UNLESS I FIND SOMETHING INTERESTING ABOUT YOU THAT ATTRACTS ME INTELLECTUALLY.**
AND IF YOU ARE ONE OF THOSE ANGRY INDIANS WHO WANTS TO SEND ME HATE MESSAGES BECAUSE OF THE COMMENT IN ONE OF MY PICTURES, I ADVISE YOU TO FIND SOMETHING BETTER TO DO WITH YOUR TIME. BEFORE YOU GET ANY ANGRIER, ASK YOURSELF WHY I SEEM TO HATE YOUR KIND. SEE? I HAVE NO REASON TO HATE INDIANS, EXCEPT THOSE HORNY BASTARDS IN CHAT WHO SEND ME WEBCAM INVITATIONS TO SHOW ME THEIR NASTY SPONGY PURPLE COCKS, SEND ME FAKE ROSES ON IM, AND SAY, "HAI. DO YOU WANT TO FACK ME? I LOVE YOU." BUT THE LADIES ARE OKAY. THEY'RE POLITE AND I LIKE THE INDIAN STUFF THAT THEY WEAR. I LIKE INDIAN MUSIC VIDEOS WHERE THE CHICK IS SUPER HOT AND THE GUY IS FUCKING UGLY AND THEY'RE DANCING THROUGHOUT THE WHOLE VIDEO AND THEY ALWAYS SOUND THE SAME. YEAH, IT SUCKS THAT I PICKED YOU GUYS TO MAKE FUN OF, OUT OF ALL THE OTHER PEOPLES THAT LIVE IN CALIFORNIA. WELL, IT ALSO SUCKS THAT HITLER PICKED JEWS TO MASSACRE EVEN THOUGH HE WAS PART JEWISH, AND IT ALSO SUCKS THAT THE SETTLERS IN AMERICA PAID SLAVE TRADERS TO GO TO AFRICA TO GET SLAVES INSTEAD OF HUNTING THE NATIVE INDIANS IN AMERICA. IT SUCKS THAT YOU ARE INDIAN THEREFORE YOU HAVE NASTY DARK CURRY SKIN. IT SUCKS THAT MICHAEL JACKSON WAS BORN WITH BLACK SKIN AND A BROAD NOSE AND THAT HE GOT RICH ENOUGH TO PAY FOR HIS MULTIPLE PLASTIC SURGERIES THAT MESSED HIM UP SO MUCH THAT HE CAN NO LONGER EXPOSE HIMSELF TO DIRECT SUNLIGHT AND HIS NOSE LOOKS LIKE THE TIP OF A BUFFOON'S SHOE. WELL, LIFE IS WEIRD AND UNFAIR. IF YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND THAT, SEND ME YOUR STUPID HATE MESSAGE NOW.
ABOUT ME NOW:
I love to contemplate Music, Panoramas, Flowers, and Clouds.
MUSIC : I find myself listening to a different kind of music every year. This is jazz year, though I am beginning to listen to rock in Spanish; the lyrics in Spanish are more appealing and meaningful to me than English. There are some types of music that I find very annoying, such as drum&bass and heavy metal. In my book, that kind of crap is not classified as music; it is a bunch of annoying noises put together to make me get angry and fart.
I love Astor and Amoeba rocks!
PANORAMAS : I love the aroma and coolness of fresh air. I love to go on road trips and escape the city every once in a while. I prefer going to someplace green--the dusty desert air pollutes my lungs and makes my face dirty. However, I appreciate every beauty that nature has to offer.
FLOWERS : They're just beautiful. So far, I have collected over a thousand pictures of flowers , plants, and trees.
CLOUDS : They are equally beautiful. I carry my camera with me everywhere just in case I see picture-quality clouds.
Oh, I love the rain; you can never get enough rain in Southern California. I love to drive in the rain. Also, on rainy days, soup tastes good, ciggies taste even better, and I can get a free car wash!
And, oh! I love Food! My favorite food: Anything chicken . My next favorite: Everything else. I'll eat anything that has no red meat in it. Exception: Argentine beef. BUT I would also eat rabbit and deer again. I eat sushi once every blue moon. I will never in my life eat a turtle , snail, pigeon , cat, rodent, roach, frog , or iguana; but I'll try snake. I really wanna try ostrich. I'll eat dog if the gooks reeeeeally want me to eat it and it smells and looks yummy . Coffee tastes like piss and it smells worse than piss.
I Hate: Sushi (though my gook genes urge me to eat it), wasabi, Chihuahuas (except Punky), pigeons , tucked-in sheets, six-packs , crying babies (but I love kids), valet parking, potholes, little pieces of shell in my eggs, and sandwiches that droop all the filling and make a mess. I hate customer service representatives who are nonnative English speakers, especially the ones on the phone. What are these companies thinking? These people sound so dumb and unprofessional and they always misunderstand what I tell them. I hate illiterate people who can't spell correctly.
Lastly, I Love money like I love myself. And I love my family and my friends more than I love myself. But...Cash Rules Everything Around Me! Not my significant others!

My Interests

Astor Piazzolla (RIP)
Pablo Aimar (potro) Oh, yeah, rain on me! Mmm get me wet
Lionel Messi (age ain't nothing but a number)
Michael Palin (sweet & sexy forever)
Andre 3000 (love his style)
Bruce Lee (fuertísimo)
John Mayer (luscious lips plus sexy brown eyes equals lust)
Daniel Henney (my son)
Viggo Mortensen (an old man I would do)
Christian Bale
David Beckham looks so much better in his thirties
Ichiro! Ichiro!
I love Christopher Walken

I'd like to meet:

Anthony. I miss you so much, it's not even funny. See you in the next lifetime.

The honorable Astor Piazzolla(RIP), composer/performer.Click for video ."Astor prendió muchísimo afuera, pero no acá. La falta de conocimiento por parte del público argentino no lo favoreció. Recuerdo una vez que tocamos en Comodoro Rivadavia con entrada gratuita. Había, literalmente, cuatro personas. Astor bromeó y les dijo: "Hoy ganamos. Somos cinco contra cuatro". Así que se van a tener que aguantar todo el concierto. Pero en lo más íntimo de su corazón, pobrecito, tendría una gran tristeza por no ser aceptado en su tierra" --Fernando Suárez Paz."After I'm dead, I'd rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one" --Cato the Elder.

Lionel Messi. I'd shower this guy with kisses.

El gol del siglo

Daniel Henney in a chink commercial

Loco Mia came to Buenos Aires to shoot their video

Lang Lang for bulimic people *barf*

Zidane: stupid ugly bald grumpy old fartClick Click Click Play!

Not flawless but it's my favorite video of Chopin's Grande Polonaise. Beautiful interpretation. Proud to have this genius as a paisano. 1 of 2 2 of 2

Liszt's Sonata played by Yundi Li. I cannot give this a perfect score though I don't find the imperfections very bothersome. Anyway, I forgive him because he is so dang cute.Scherzo no. 2, one of my favorites by Chopin. Not really my style in various parts, and some errors here and there. But again, I forgive him because he makes such cute faces.

I love Christopher Walken. Christopher Walken is love.

Music:

Astor's music•Tango Nuevo
•Jazz
•Classical
•Spanish rock
•Old skool RnB
• Big Organ Trio --you'd better click on this link.

Movies:



Television:

• Late Night with Conan O'Brien (((I love you Conan)))

•I love Ryan Stiles too

•3rd Rock From the Sun

•One of my favorite cartoons: Captain Tsubasa (or Super Campeones)

•I love Timmy
•Iron Chef
•Gook TV
•Stupid shows on MTV, VH-1, and E!
• Annenberg/CPB Channel
• CLASSIC ARTS SHOWCASE --I would watch this channel all day if I could, except when Conan is on.
•I'm addicted to American infomercials with Spanish audio translation

Books:

They're all good.

My favorite comic book: Condorito

Heroes:

Anthony, who has given me strength and loved me for who I was. Rest in peace, darling.
¡Mi querido Astor !
MORE ABOUT ME:

Your Dominant Thinking Style:


Modifying Super logical and rational, you consider every fact available to you. You don't make rash decisions and are rarely moved by emotion. You prefer what's known and proven - to the new and untested. You tend to ground those around you and add stability.

Your Secondary Thinking Style:


Experimenting You're all about looking at the facts, and you could always use more of them. You see life as your lab - and you're always trying out new things, people, and ideas. The master of mix and match, you're always coming up with unique combinations. You are good at getting a group to reach consensus. What's Your Thinking Style?
You Are 50% Left Brained, 50% Right Brained
The left side of your brain controls verbal ability, attention to detail, and reasoning.Left brained people are good at communication and persuading others.If you're left brained, you are likely good at math and logic.Your left brain prefers dogs, reading, and quiet.The right side of your brain is all about creativity and flexibility.Daring and intuitive, right brained people see the world in their unique way.If you're right brained, you likely have a talent for creative writing and art.Your right brain prefers day dreaming, philosophy, and sports. Are You Right or Left Brained?
Your IQ Is 115
Your Logical Intelligence is Above Average Your Verbal Intelligence is Exceptional Your Mathematical Intelligence is Genius Your General Knowledge is Above Average A Quick and Dirty IQ Test
Your Dominant Intelligence is Linguistic Intelligence
You are excellent with words and language. You explain yourself well. An elegant speaker, you can converse well with anyone on the fly. You are also good at remembering information and convicing someone of your point of view. A master of creative phrasing and unique words, you enjoy expanding your vocabulary.You would make a fantastic poet, journalist, writer, teacher, lawyer, politician, or translator. What Kind of Intelligence Do You Have?
You Should Get a PhD in Liberal Arts (like political science, literature, or philosophy)
You're a great thinker and a true philosopher.
You'd make a talented professor or writer. What Advanced Degree Should You Get?
Your Life Path Number Is 7
7 You are a peaceful and affectionate soul... and by nature rather reserved and analytical.The overwhelming strength of the number 7 is reflected in the depth of thinking that is shown.You will garner knowledge from practically every source that you find.Intellectual, scientific and studious, you don't accept a premise until you have dissected the subject and arrived at you own independent conclusion.This is a very spiritual number and it often denotes a sort of spiritual wisdom that becomes apparent at a fairly early age. You need a good deal of quiet time to be with your own inner thoughts and dreams.You dislike crowds, noise and confusion.You are very thorough and complete in your work, the perfectionist who expects everyone else to be a meet a high standard of performance, too.You evaluate situations very quickly and with amazing accuracy.You rely heavily on your experiences and your intuition, rather than accepting advice from someone.Your hunches usually prove to be very accurate, and knowing this, you are one who tends to follow the directions they seem to guide.It's easy for you to detect deception and recognize insincere people.You aren't one to have a wide circle of friends, but once you accept someone as a friend, it's for life.You really aren't a very social person, and your reserve is often taken to be aloofness.You actually like being alone, away from the hustle and bustle of modern life.In many ways, you would have fit in better in much earlier times when the pace of life was less hectic.In the most negative use of the 7 energies, you can become very pessimistic, lackadaisical, quarrelsome, and secretive.A Life Path 7 individual who is not living life fully and gaining through experiences.A negative 7 is a hard person to live with because of a serious lack of consideration.The negative 7 is very selfish and spoiled.If you have any of the negative traits they are very difficult to get rid of.At your worst, you feel that the world really does owe you something - or in some way you aren't being fairly treated.Fortunately, the negative 7 is not the typical 7, at least not without some mitigating positive traits.This number is one that seems to have some major shifts from highs to lows.Stability in feelings may be elusive for you. What Is Your Life Path Number?
You Are the Reformer
1 You're a responsible person - with a clear sense of right and wrong.High standards are important to you, and you do everything to meet them.You are your own worst critic, feeling ashamed if you're not perfect.You have the highest integrity, and people expect you to be fair. What number are you?
You Are A Pine Tree
You love agreeable company, peace, and harmony.Compassionate and friendly, you love to help others.A natural poet, you have a very active imagination.You are very soft on the inside - needing affection and reassurance.You can fall in love deeply, but you will leave if you feel betrayed. What is Your Celtic Horoscope?
Your Eyes Should Be Brown
Your eyes reflect: Depth and wisdom
What's hidden behind your eyes: A tender heart What Color Should Your Eyes Be?
Your Inner Child Is Sad
You're a very sensitive soul.
You haven't grown that thick skin that most adults have.
Easily hurt, you tend to retreat to your comfort zone.
You don't let many people in - unless you've trusted them for a long time. How Is Your Inner Child?
In a Past Life...
You Were: An Albino Belly Dancer.Where You Lived: Argentina.How You Died: Dysentery. Who Were You In a Past Life?
Your Power Color Is Lime Green
At Your Highest:You are adventurous, witty, and a visionary.At Your Lowest:You feel misunderstood, like you don't fit in.In Love:You have a tough exterior, but can be very dedicated.How You're Attractive:Your self-awareness and confidence lights up a room.Your Eternal Question:"What else do I need in my life?" What's Your Power Color?
Your Brain's Pattern
You have a dreamy mind, full of fancy and fantasy.
You have the ability to stay forever entertained with your thoughts.
People may say you're hard to read, but that's because you're so internally focused.
But when you do share what you're thinking, people are impressed with your imagination. What Pattern Is Your Brain?
Overall, Your Observation Skills Get: A
Hardly anything gets by you... You have a great memory and eagle eyes How Observant Are You?

The Keys to Your Heart


You are attracted to obedience and warmth.
In love, you feel the most alive when your partner is patient and never willing to give up on you.
You'd like to your lover to think you are loyal and faithful... that you'll never change.
You would be forced to break up with someone who was ruthless, cold-blooded, and sarcastic.
Your ideal relationship is traditional. Without saying anything, both of you communicate with your hearts.
Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.
You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred.
In this moment, you think of love as something you don't need. You just feel like flirting around and playing right now. What Are The Keys To Your Heart?

Part Expert Kisser


You're a kissing pro, but it's all about quality and not quantity You've perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks off And you're adaptable, giving each partner what they crave When it comes down to it, your kisses are truly unforgettable

Part Romantic Kisser


For you, kissing is all about feeling the romance You love to kiss under the stars or by the sea The perfect kiss involves the perfect mood It's pretty common for kisses to sweep you off your feet What Kind of Kisser Are You?
Your Ideal Relationship is Marriage
You've dated enough to know what you want.
And that's marriage - with the right person.
You're serious about settling down some time soon.
Even if you haven't met the person you want to get hitched to! What's Your Ideal Relationship?
How You Are In Love
You take a while to fall in love with someone. Trust takes time.
You tend to give more than take in relationships.
You need your space and privacy. You don't like to be smothered.
You're secretly hoping your partner will change for you.
You stay in love for a long time, even if you aren't loved back. When you fall, you fall hard. How Are You In Love?
Your Heart Is Blue
Love is a doing word for you. You know it's love when you treat each other well.
You are a giving lover, but you don't give too much. You expect something in return.
Your flirting style: Friendly
Your lucky first date: Lunch at an outdoor cafe
Your dream lover: Is both generous and selfish
What you bring to relationships: Loyalty What Color Heart Do You Have?
Your Love Style is Pragma
You believe love is logical - or at least it should beYou've thought a lot about what you want from someoneAnd to say you have a checklist would be an understatementYou may even have a plan for how you will fall in loveAll you've got to do is meet the perfect person! What's Your Love Style?
Your Seduction Style: Siren / Rake
You possess an unbridled sensuality that appeals to many. The minute you meet anyone, you can make them crave you almost immediately. You give others the chance to lose control with you... spiraling into carnal bliss. A dangerous lover, you both fascinate and scare those you attract. What Is Your Seduction Style?
Your Passion is Brown
You are both a sensitive and sensual lover. Warm and deep, you are tuned into the needs of your lover. Verbal foreplay is crucial to you. Words can make or break your mood. For you, sex is a 24 hour a day thing - you can't seperate it from love. What Color Is Your Passion?
You are sexy, powerful, and bold. You're full of passion and energy... Sometimes this passion has a dark side.You feel most alive when you're seducing someone. You never fail to get someone's attention. Quick minded, you're also quick to lose your temper! The World's Shortest Personality Test
Your Personality Profile
You are pure, moral, and adaptable.
You tend to blend into your surroundings.
Shy on the outside, you're outspoken to your friends.
You believe that you live a virtuous life...
And you tend to judge others with a harsh eye.
As a result, people tend to crave your approval. The World's Shortest Personality Test
How You Life Your Life
You seem to be straight forward, but you keep a lot inside.You say whatever is on your mind. Other people's reactions don't phase you.You're open to new people and friends, which makes you a pretty popular person.You have one big dream in your life, and you never lose sight of it. How Do You Live Your Life?
You Have A Type A Personality
A You are hyper, energetic, and always on the mood You tend to succeed at everything you attempt And if you don't succeed at first, you quickly climb your way to the top!You could be called a workaholic, but you also make time for fun As long as it's high energy and competitive, you're interested You have the perfect personality for business and athletic success Do You Have a Type A Personality?
Your Personality Is
Guardian (SJ)
You are sensible, down to earth, and goal oriented.
Bottom line, you are good at playing by the rules.
You tend to be dominant - and you are a natural leader.
You are interested in rules and order. Morals are important to you.
A hard worker, you give your all at whatever you do.
You're very serious, and people often tell you to lighten up.
In love, you tend to take things carefully and slowly.
At work, you are suited to almost any career - but you excel in leadership positions.
With others, you tend to be polite and formal.
As far as looks go, you are traditionally attractive. You take good care of yourself.
On weekends, you tend to like to do organized activities. In fact, you often organize them! The Three Question Personality Test
You Are a "Don't Tread On Me" Libertarian
You distrust the government, are fiercely independent, and don't belong in either party.Religion and politics should never mix, in your opinion... and you feel opressed by both.You don't want the government to cramp your self made style. Or anyone else's for that matter.You're proud to say that you're pro-choice on absolutely everything! What political persuasion are you?
Your World View
You are a happy, well-balanced person who likes people and is liked by others.
You question whether many conventional views on morality are valid under all circumstances.
You are essentially a content person.
Sometimes, you consider yourself a little superior.
You are moral by your own standards.
You believe that morality is what best suits the occasion. What Is Your World View?
Cheese Pizza
Traditional and comforting.
You focus on living a quality life.
You're not easily impressed with novelty.
Yet, you easily impress others. What's Your Pizza Personality?
You Are a Boston Creme Donut
You have a tough exterior. No one wants to mess with you.
But on the inside, you're a total pushover and completely soft.
You're a traditionalist, and you don't change easily.
You're likely to eat the same doughnut every morning, and pout if it's sold out. What Donut Are You?
Your Five Factor Personality Profile
Extroversion:
You have medium extroversion.
You're not the life of the party, but you do show up for the party.
Sometimes you are full of energy and open to new social experiences.
But you also need to hibernate and enjoy your "down time."
Conscientiousness:
You have high conscientiousness.
Intelligent and reliable, you tend to succeed in life.
Most things in your life are organized and planned well.
But you borderline on being a total perfectionist.
Agreeableness:
You have low agreeableness.
Your self interest comes first, and others come later, if at all.
In general, you feel that people are not to be trusted.
And you're skeptical that anyone else really feels differently.
Neuroticism:
You have low neuroticism.
You are very emotionally stable and mentally together.
Only the greatest setbacks upset you, and you bounce back quickly.
Overall, you are typically calm and relaxed - making others feel secure.
Openness to experience:
Your openness to new experiences is medium.
You are generally broad minded when it come to new things.
But if something crosses a moral line, there's no way you'll approve of it.
You are suspicious of anything too wacky, though you do still consider creativity a virtue. The Five Factor Personality Test
You Are 70% Boyish and 30% Girlish
You are pretty evenly split down the middle - a total eunuch.
Okay, kidding about the eunuch part. But you do get along with both sexes.
You reject traditional gender roles. However, you don't actively fight them.
You're just you. You don't try to be what people expect you to be. How Boyish or Girlish Are You?
Your Brain is 53.33% Female, 46.67% Male
Your brain is a healthy mix of male and femaleYou are both sensitive and savvyRational and reasonable, you tend to keep level headedBut you also tend to wear your heart on your sleeve What Gender Is Your Brain?
What Concert Band Instrument Are You?
Saxophone
The saxophone is the coolest of all instruments. You often are kicked out of situations because you are deeper and smarter than others. Think Lisa Simpson.

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Franz Liszt (1811 - 1886)
Hungarian born
composer, Liszt was an incomparable pianist.
He performed the piano at numerous concerts,
and was famous for making the women wild,
which coined the word
"Lisztomania." Liszt composed some
of the most difficult piano music, and
invented the symphonic poem for orchestral
work that didn't conform to traditional
strict symphonic format. Liszt lived until
the age of 74, and died of pneumonia.
Which Classical Music Composer Are You?

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