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Honky-Tonk-Jubilee

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

When I'm not slamming hot babes for cash, I help build churches for poverty stricken children in third world countries and handing out food to poor families because hey... I'm that fuckn kewl. ..

My Interests

Music and passion are always in fashion

I'd like to meet:

Myself.
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Music:

Heavy, good, crazy, and fun. Fill in the blanks... Video code provided by HotCodez.com

Movies:

I make the movies, and the porn....

Television:

I've got 2

Books:

I've got two.and..........

Heroes:

Mr. Ed....and Wonder Woman..

My Blog

Good Music!!!

We Done Good Tonight Dagnabbit! We makin vertu-oso type music with our hand's and mouth.
Posted by Honky-Tonk-Jubilee on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 02:29:00 PST

Me, Terry, Jon, & Bobnoxious

We are drunk. We are drinking. You don't know how stupid we can be... Lee. Pee. Glee. Some mom's are really dumb, full of cum, be my chum. So we are here laughing at groove tit bass master choose soda...
Posted by Honky-Tonk-Jubilee on Wed, 10 May 2006 01:50:00 PST

Go in that out house...

Puddle, poodle, people, bandana's. Banana's. slip mom the tongue after drinking rum. Glass in the back, shear heart attack. Rockers with guns, rapper chews gum. Take out the trash. Hope it's just a ra...
Posted by Honky-Tonk-Jubilee on Mon, 14 Nov 2005 02:38:00 PST

Don't you fucking ever shut up?!?!?!

Fuck a raving nudist colony from the back cuz you shore don't wanna hear it bitch. Angry pissed of at clothes mother fuckers. I too get angry with clothes, but not enough to ban them completely. Well,...
Posted by Honky-Tonk-Jubilee on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Lies!!! It's all a bunch of lies!!!!

Can't break away from the toilet. It's got me in it's grip. When I wipe and walk away, it calls me back and it will say: please have a seat and shit real hard because I live off of poo pee dinner and ...
Posted by Honky-Tonk-Jubilee on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

weed weed, wonderful weed

I cannot be the only one who likes to smoke the reef and play around on this fucking thing. Anyone who say's different is a big fat doo doo ca ca pee pee head with crabs and the head of a Picachu.
Posted by Honky-Tonk-Jubilee on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

What is a subject?

My brain is falling out . My brain is falling out. My brain is falling out. My brain is falling out.
Posted by Honky-Tonk-Jubilee on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

"Girls I bone" theme song.

Girl's I bone, where the rubbers meet the ho's. I hate commercials. The stupid songs get into my head. They take over and then I can't think. Damn the man and his catchy jingles. I will conform! I mus...
Posted by Honky-Tonk-Jubilee on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Now that's what I call a fingernail!!!

I never see yours or my picture on that fucking thing. Will somebody just fucking tell me whats going on here!!! I'm really freaking out here man!!!
Posted by Honky-Tonk-Jubilee on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Greasy lil' woman with a skin problem.

Eat that oatmeal you fuck thighs. Bread would be nice, Batman wears tights. Through that brick into my eyes. Bag me some ice, you hit me twice. Sorry. I just have the Popeye's theme song in my head.
Posted by Honky-Tonk-Jubilee on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST