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The Stairmaster

Broaden your horizons and your horizons will fill with broads.

About Me


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My Interests

Discovering new music, video games(in general), Fable 2, Halo 3, The Sword of Truth series, Halo books, World of Warcraft, PCs, camera-whores, blondes, comic books that have better story than art(and vice-versa), Dr. Pepper, stuffed animals, TV in Japan, Blogthings, movies, DDR, The Legend of Zelda, Wiis, X-Box 360, getting to know EVERYTHING about a person, meeting new people, motivational posters, Calculus, Physics, Japan(everything), AHMAHGAHD POKEMON, birth certificates, hot chicks, typing faster, getting blood off my sheets, amusingly shaped fruit, button-up shirts, watches, LAN-able games, my bu-u-u-uddies, the Armed Forces, getting "in the know", being a tease, religion, politics, SECRETS AND LIES, sex, magazines, kickin' ass and takin' names, chewing bubble gum, searching the bowels of the internet for music, big words, GAH! TOO MUCH.. width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" ..

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

Techno in general, and the many types of sub-techno, like trance. Discovering NEW MOOOOSIC! Happy Hardcore. Eat that shit. Classic rock, oh yah bee. Alternative. Hell. Rock all around Some country, but country is usually depressing and makes me sad. Finding music from movies or games that's really esoteric. Hip-hop from early 90's Disco Funk OLDIESSSSSS, except Beatles are played to hell so I can live without them Classical, I love Lacrimosa by Mozart J-pop. Anything from DDR. Too much to type... for now. RAVE!RAVE!RAVE!RAVE!RAVE!RAVE!RAVE!RAVE!RAVE!RAVE!.. width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" ..

Movies:

Leon the Professional, The Matrix(the first one), Trainspotting, The WHOLE Evil Dead series, The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly, Swimming Pool, The FIRST Blade, Wonderland, The FIRST Resident Evil, Silent Hill(I don't care WHAT you say! It scared the shit out of me), The World of Warcraft movie, The Halo movie, The Dead or Alive movie, Enemy At the Gates, I still wanna see SOOOO many movies, but I lack transportation and funds.

Television:

Ohhhhhh. Me and TV kinda had a falling out of sorts. I mean, I really only watched G4 in the first place, but that has gone SO downhill I just find myself wanting to do other things instead. I use TVs for playing movies and video games really.

Books:

The Sword of Truth series, but I've only read Wizard's First Rule, Stone of Tears, Blood of the Fold, and Temple of the Winds. When I get an effin' job I suppose I'll buy the other ones.Eric Nylund's Halo books. The Fall of Reach and First Strike I want to read the ACTUAL Halo book, The Flood, but I haven't yet.

Heroes:

Superman, Batman, FPS Doug, Tomonobu Itagaki(the guy who made the Dead or Alive series), Krei, Lara Croft, Super Mario, Master Chief, above all else, LINK!OH I HAVE A NEW HEROOOOO! THE CHATTER!.. width="425" height="350" ..

My Blog

HAHA! Noone's gonna read this anyway!

As I once read somewhere ".. all of what man is, everything man has always been or always will be, all the thoughts and dreams and sex and hate and every little and big thing is dependent on six inche...
Posted by The Stairmaster on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 05:42:00 PST

OKEE

In case y'all didn't know. Jeffro like, broke the computer. And while Andrew is trying to help me get the problem rectified(RvB reference, wootles), me and him or HIM AND I, rather... we're doing a cr...
Posted by The Stairmaster on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 03:21:00 PST

WOOT 100! ... wait. 101?

So I was like, waiting for 100 for like, 3 days, then I get on and it's 101. It TOTALLY like, skipped 100. :On the other hand...WOOT BITCHES 101.
Posted by The Stairmaster on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 10:14:00 PST

It makes me just a bit sad.

Like, I've been teetering on the 100th friend since about 10 o' clock last night. And I STILL haven't gotten it. I'm about to go to sleep. I didn't sleep last night so I think I'm allowed to crash bef...
Posted by The Stairmaster on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 05:47:00 PST

Another survey. Get to know me without EVER having to talk to me. Yayyyy!

[Marital Status]Single.[Shoe size]10 1/2.[Parents still together]No.[Siblings]Older brother and younger brother.[Pets]2 dogs, Buffy and Simba.FAVORITES[Color]Black, then lime-green.[Number]Number?! Wh...
Posted by The Stairmaster on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 04:25:00 PST

The New Rave Fetish

It's not even NEW! I've been obsessed with neon since I was 10. And I've been all techno-fucked since I discovered DDR. It really was only a matter of time before I went all uber-rave on your asses. I...
Posted by The Stairmaster on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 07:43:00 PST

Teh LAN and stuff

Okay, smooth move on my part sleeping in on the day of the LAN party. Not only sleeping in but sleeping in at ANOTHER house. Damn, I AM smooth. Just ask any of the girls I have seduced. I am a smoothi...
Posted by The Stairmaster on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 08:50:00 PST

Assumptions

It's like, "When you assume, you make an ASS out of U and ME." Yeah, it's so true. Anyways, that's what I did earlier. And I blacked-out from anger. Wow, a new high score. I think that's second to ann...
Posted by The Stairmaster on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 08:09:00 PST

FUCK!

I ALWAYS FUCK IT UP! EVERY! FUCKIN'! TIME! I FUCKIN' HATE MYSELF!...
Posted by The Stairmaster on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 01:53:00 PST

Correction

And by a few weeks ago I of course meant from January. Gawd!
Posted by The Stairmaster on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 09:10:00 PST