Michigan Joker

About Me

I love to laugh and joke around, love talking, can be flirty at times, love good friends, first one to help a friend out when in need, love beautiful women and ice cold beers, sometimes too trusting of others but all in all I'll enjoy life to it's fullest and will be happy till the end :o) ... I may be a sucker for tits, but I will never be an ass kisser !!! ... I love to make people laugh and feel comfortable talking to me, I love pulling harmless pranks on my friends and hanging out with a nice ice cold beer to shoot the shit and chew the fat ... I keep life simple, I live for the day and not for the tommorrow, there is no guarantee one will see tommorrow so take each day as it comes!!! ... I'm multi-talented but I can't multi-task, go figure!!! ... I spend most of my time playing with my 4 kids and working on my house and hanging out with good friends (married and single, male and females), not looking for anything but just friends to chat with online and enjoy some laughs... not sure what else to say except.. I'm getting old " WAAAAA!!!"

My Interests

I'm interested in having fun as long as im still sucking air ... playing games with my kids and trying to be a kewl dad and hopefully one day a kewl ass grandpa ( damn I'm gonna be old as hell by then and need to carry around an oxygen bottle to keep up with the little ones )... like to keep trying to make some friends to treasure cause I believe I am a very good friend for anyone who can put up with my silly ass!!!

I'd like to meet:

I am just looking to see if there is some really down to earth people out there who actually know what the word "FRIENDS" means, I am just looking to be friends, nothing more nothing less... I'll tell you who I DON"T WANNA MEET ... Stupid Asses, Dumbasses, Dee-Dee-DEEE's, Scammers, Liars, Bullshitters, Whinners, Snobs, StuckUps, Complainers, BackStabbers, Thiefs, Pretenders, Druggies, Drama-Mamma's,Childish Game Players...,
I'm to old to put up with any of that shit, Just want to meet fun people who are themselfs that would like to try and be friends and bring the beers :oP !!!

Music:

I listen to almost anything, mostly country, 80's and oldies, but I listen to other types of music, just not enough to say I like it all !!!

Movies:

I love comedy movies more then anything, just love to laugh and enjoy a rib splitter!!!

Television:

I Don't like to watch to much tv, besides the kids hog it to play playstation, but when I do watch tv, usually its the funny stuff.

Books:

I couldn't sit long enough to read a book, I would have withdraws from not doing something more fun and active !!!

If drinking and driving is illegal, then why do bars have parking lots???