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sam,spam,spom

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About Me

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: sam the ...
Birthday: the best date in the hole of time
Birthplace: edgware, for shore
Current Location: at the computer
Eye Color: a bit brown, a bit green and a bit blue. so redish
Hair Color: im balled
Height: wouldn't u like to know, cheeky
Right Handed or Left Handed: right handed, apart from wensdays
Your Heritage: pure british baby
The Shoes You Wore Today: have no feet
Your Weakness: you. And poker
Your Fears: dementors, shit there scary
Your Perfect Pizza: pie
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: put smarty tubes on my cats legs, tom u lejond!!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: it me, yes we know each other
Thoughts First Waking Up: wtf happend last night
Your Best Physical Feature: my reading band
Your Bedtime: when i pass out
Your Most Missed Memory: yesterday
Pepsi or Coke: both grot
MacDonalds or Burger King: king, for shore
Single or Group Dates: single, just you and me baby
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: wtf?
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: u silly?
Do you Smoke: thats like bad for you.
Do you Swear: never, im well spoken i'll let you know....fuken cunt's
Do you Sing: rumple, rumple, rumple rumple stillskin, im sickting!!!
Do you Shower Daily: do what now?
Have you Been in Love: yeah, with you.
Do you want to go to College: bruv, im there!
Do you want to get Married: one day, maby..... fuck off!!!
Do you belive in yourself: dont be silly, why would i do that?
Do you get Motion Sickness: i all ways get that when im sleeping
Do you think you are Attractive: baby, do u know who i am?
Are you a Health Freak: fuck yeah, i'v got arms of steel!! u like me yet?
Do you get along with your Parents: lol
Do you like Thunderstorms: not after little jimmy got struk by lightnig
Do you play an Instrument: play what now?
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no way, i only sniff glue
In the past month have you Smoked: only crack
In the past month have you been on Drugs: well yeah, glue and crack, makes me fill at peace me ones self
In the past month have you gone on a Date: like 10000000000000000000 times
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: wft is the mall?
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no, it would go strate to my ars. im not gay.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: who the fuck do u think i am?
In the past month have you been on Stage: for shore, yeah i have
In the past month have you been Dumped: only by bumcrack
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yeah, in the shower
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: your virginity
Ever been Drunk: not after my 6th bday
Ever been called a Tease: yeah by u.
Ever been Beaten up: fool, im the jagornort bitch!!
Ever Shoplifted: haha, chaz know all about it
How do you want to Die: i dont
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a tree
What country would you most like to Visit: barnet
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: white
Favourite Hair Color: wot ever, getting bord know
Short or Long Hair: dont mind
Height: dont mind
Weight: well not too big but not too thin
Best Clothing Style: what ever soots them
Number of Drugs I have taken: err, err, 0
Number of CDs I own: 1 or 2, million
Number of Piercings: 2, and that one, so 3
Number of Tattoos: got one of you on my chest
Number of things in my Past I Regret: dont go there
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My Interests

watching paint dry

I'd like to meet:

me, myself and not you!!

Music:

this and that,

Movies:

28 days l8er, The english patient.... im not gay. leon, and lock stock and two smoking barels. toooooo goood!!!

Television:

any thing apart from ABC1, is the worst fuking TV channel!!!

Books:

the yellow pages

Heroes:

you!!

My Blog

ww2

World War II can be bought on a 6 hour special edition DVD boxset from amazon.com for only £29.99 ($95.27 USD). It contains 1 disc with the entire film on it and another with hours of deleted scenes (...
Posted by sam,spam,spom on Tue, 15 May 2007 09:26:00 PST

great man

He was a good man, no, he was a great man!!! He was loved by nutters, liked by normal people and thought stupid by lame people with no sense of humour.  He was also great cos he was an Ozzy ...
Posted by sam,spam,spom on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 01:47:00 PST