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What's Your Pimp Name?Lil Hursty comebacks to stuck up women...Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you
Man: I didnt see i was looking foward to seeing you!Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Thats because you are a slag and it spread.Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: I know you will be on your knees sucking my cock!Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: Thats fine after i finish with you in my car i dont care where you go!Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: You dont do a very good job.Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: Thats fine i dont mind shooting my load on your face.Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man Thats fine i will shoot my load up your arse.Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: Thats ok, mine's in full swing so get started!Man: I would go to the end of the world
for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If theres another girl there yeah!Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: At least your gone. You would shut up then thank god!!!Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
Man: What now? ok if you really want.This is mad!!! i woodnt do this even if i was pissed! i didnt think angel tube esscaltor was that long!!?!? i go up it every fri nite!!! lol! safe!Singing BoyzIIMen
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People Iced: Nine
Car Bombs Planted: Nineteen
Favorite Weapon Sack full of doorknobs
Arms Broken: Eighteen
Eyes Gouged: Thirteen
Tongues Cut Off: Ten
Biggest Enemy: Fat Tony
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Batman
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Hulk
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Iron Man
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Robin
50%
Green Lantern
50%
Catwoman
50%
The Flash
40%
Spider-Man
35%
Supergirl
35%
Wonder Woman
35%
Superman
30%
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*The New and Improved Ultimate About Me*:
Basics:
Name: Stevie
Date of Birth: 11/12/1986
Birthplace: Hampsted
Current Location: NTH LDN
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Dark brown with blonde tips in the cow lick fringe
Height: 5'12
Heritage: Proud London England!!!
Piercings: none mate!!
Tattoos: one, Hursty in old english on my top back
Favourite:
Band/Singer: Craig David
Song: Never too Much - Luther Vandross
Movie: Dirty Dancing
Disney Movie: Lady and the Tramp
TV show: X-Files
Color: Baby blue and Pink
Food: Pizza and curry
Pizza topping: Pepperoni
Ice-Cream Flavor: Choco
Drink (alcoholic): good old larger
Soda: still fanta
Store: Topman
Clothing Brand: Topman
Shoe Brand: Converse
Season: Summer
Month: July
Holiday/Festival: Summer time thats a festival enuf!!!
Flower: Baby blue rose
Make-Up Item: LOL! none!
Board game: bored games r boring!!!
This or That
Sunny or rainy: Sunny!!
Chocolate or vanilla: Choc
Fruit or veggie: none!!!
Night or day: Day!
Sour or sweet: Sweet and Sour sauce
Love or money: Love
Phone or in person: in person
Looks or personality: both!!!
Coffee or tea: tea get the brews going!!!
Hot or cold: Hot!!!
Your:
Goal for this year: Get back into acting and become a TV Presenter!!!
Most missed memory: none... dont live in the past!!!
Best physical feature: belly and chest!!!
First thought waking up: Morning Mr Wood!! lol!!
Hypothetical personality disorder: Memory loss!!
Preferred type of plastic surgery: boob job for girls! lol!
Sesame street alter ego: Cookie monster!!!
Fairytale alter ego: Tramp (from Lady and the Tramp)
Most stupid remark: Thinking ToNick is a full name from taking a call...blonde!!
Worst crime: Assault...
Greatest ambition: TV Presenter... i wish!!!
Greatest fear: Heights
Darkest secret: lol like i wood put it on the Web!! lol plebs!!!
Favorite subject: Acting
Strangest received gift: nothing..
Worst habit: bitting the inside of my mouth...
Do You:
Smoke: no way!!!
Drink: fuckin cors bruva!!!
Curse: no.... Look above!!! twats!!!
Shower daily: Fuckin standard!!!
Like thunderstorms: Yes mate!!!
Dance in the rain: Propa laugh!
Sing: all the time!!
Play an instrument: no... want to learn the guitar...
Get along with your parents: no...
Wish on stars: yea somtimes...
Believe in fate: yea somtimes
Believe in love at first sight: no...
Can You:
Drive: yea...
Sew: no im a bloke!!!
Cook: thats the girls job!!!
Speak another language: English and Crap English!!
Dance: Yea
Sing: Yea i tink... check my vids!!!
Touch your nose with your tongue: no
Whistle: yea but shit!
Curl your tongue: yea...who cares!!
Have You Ever:
Been Drunk: lol...
Been Stoned/High: lol!!!!
Eaten Sushi: no mate skanky!!!
Been in Love: yes its shit!!!
Skipped school: lol!!!
Made prank calls: LOL!!!
Sent someone a love letter: LOL!!!
Stolen something: LOL!!!
Cried yourself to sleep: yea its shit!!!
Other Questions:
What annoys you most in a person? not themselves, 2faced, posh ppl!!!
Are you right or left handed? right!!
What is your bedtime? lol!!!
Name three things you can't live without: car, music and sex!
What is the color of your room? Baby blue
Do you have any siblings? lil sis..love her!!
Do you have any pets? nah i cal it a beast!!!
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars? yea!!! if i cud get away wid it!!!
What is you middle name? Paul...
What are you nicknames? Lil Hursty, Hursty, Vexer, Horny boy!
Are you for or against gay marriage? No unless a kid is involved!
What are your thoughts on abortion? up 2 the couple!
Do you have a crush on anyone? Yea...
Are you afraid of the dark? lol!
How do you want to die? in my sleep!
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day? about 20!!!
Would you take a bullet for the one you love? YEA!!!
What is the last law you’ve broken? Speeding all the time!!!
In a Member of the Opposite Sex:
Hair color: Browny blonde!
Eye color: Green
Height smaller than me!
Weight dont care jus not a beast!!!
Most important physical feature: boobs and eyes!!!
Biggest turn-off not her self!!!
Take this survey / More MySpace SurveysAs u can see by my music selection... i LOVE MUSIC!!! i relate to every tune i hear into life itself... i cudnt live wit out it... I love Soul, R'n'B, D'n'B, some Jungle, some House... London Grime, Funk and music like that... but if u look closly most of them r 2 do wid love... as u prob kno.. im very romantic and a lovy dovy type of guy.. i have had my heart ripped out alot this year... so my pain shows through the music i play... i hope u understand and relate 2 my pain...
Tron, Ghost, Dirty Dancing, Love actually, the break up... i love all those soppy films... i love 2 make love! The Fast and the Furious and 2 Fast 2 Furious and The Fast and the Furious Tokyo Drift... SICK FILMS!!!!! Human Traffic, Trainspotting.Your results:
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Green Lantern
65%
Superman
60%
Catwoman
60%
Iron Man
60%
The Flash
50%
Supergirl
45%
Hulk
45%
Robin
42%
Batman
40%
Wonder Woman
25%
Spider-Man
20%
Hot-headed. You have strong
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