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Jason Young... is a figment of your imagination

IF GOD WERE ONE OF US, HE'D BE ME

About Me

Clifsnotes of my life: born, figured out the mysteries of the universe, forgot the mysteries of the universe, learned to talk, learned to walk, went to school, learned I liked girls,went to middle school, learned girls don't like me, went to high scool,learned I hated high school, home schooled,learned school is over rated, lived in woods with friends (stole frozen turkey), ran fetish clubs, learned girls like to beat me, became proffessional fairy, traveled with gypsies, had little gypsies, settled down in buttphu#k Pennsylvania, got Married, reconfirmed that woman like to beat me (but I like it), currently typing, drinking pepsi and thinking about intresting uses for caution tape.

My Interests

Fire Poi, Fairies, Random acts of chaos, flirting with strangers, taking candy from strangers, dumpping copious ammounts of glitter off of large buildings, giving drunks wedgies in bars,any nudity involving duct tape or caution tape, copulating in public places or copulating in general.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to have coffee with Jesus, lunch with Gengis Kahn, Tesla (the man not the band), adolf hitler (so I could kick him in the go nads), Gwen Stephanie (in her underpants), Mother Theresa, Dick Clark, I want to play Dance Dance Revelution with GOD, John Paul the second, whoever has all the queludes, Terri Pratchett, Flavor flave, and I would also like to go club hopping with Blackbeard, Queen Elizabeth, Joan of Arc, Bruce lee, the three stooges, Ralph Nater, and Bettie Page.
In Jason's Past Life...
You Were: A Cock wrangler.

Where You Lived: Zimbabwe.

How You Died: a freak fire juggling accident. Who Were You In a Past Life?Leprchn
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Music:

Lords of Acid, Crystal Method, KMFDM, Misfits, Evenesance, Anything Gwen Stephanish, Industrial Monk, Bloodhound Gang, everything else that isn't pop or pop country.SATAN

Movies:

Boondock Saints, lock stock and two smoking barrels, snatch, plunket and mclane, Kundun, and that video I made with my wife and those russian exchange students.

Television:

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Books:

GOOD OMENS - the greatest book ever/ Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy - even better than the movie/ The Bible - fun to read while drunk (take a shot every time you see the word thou, or end every passage with "and they lived happily ever after".IQ

Heroes:

My parents, my wife, my children, my friendsDr. HorribleCheck out this video: Dr. Horribles Sing-Along Blog - Dr. Horribles Sing-Along Blog

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My Blog

Thoughts of a very confused little animal

   As much as we hate to admit it, humans are animals. We are animals of instinct, We fight this every day to no avail. This is not a flaw it is what separates us from the rest of the a...
Posted by Jason Young... is a figment of your imagination on Fri, 15 Aug 2008 02:12:00 PST

ramblings

F.Y.I. You know that person in your life that is almost always there for you. The one that no matter how crappy of a mood you are in or how crappy you are to them and no matter what the situation is t...
Posted by Jason Young... is a figment of your imagination on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 05:53:00 PST

I call BULL$H!T

I saw this article on yahoo and it scared me to think that people actually listen to this $H!T.....    Question: Why do I feel threatened by my partner's opposite-sex friends?   Answer:...
Posted by Jason Young... is a figment of your imagination on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 08:43:00 PST

Update on my life.

I live in a crooked house, and by this I mean it leans MORE than slightly to the right. It is a mobile home, which leads me to the conclussion that the earth is trying to reclaim the aluminuim. So be ...
Posted by Jason Young... is a figment of your imagination on Tue, 29 May 2007 07:05:00 PST

Religion Rant

This is my rant on people and their religion. First off I would like to let everyone know right now....you will probably be offended. If you do not want to be offended, DON'T READ THIS!!!! Also I know...
Posted by Jason Young... is a figment of your imagination on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 06:48:00 PST

My version of the Grinch

An almost but not quite original story from Jason © Jason Michael Young Phantasmagoria Productions Butler, Pennsylvania    THE GRINCH WHO STOLE $20.00 FROM HIS GRANNY'S DRAWER FOR CRA...
Posted by Jason Young... is a figment of your imagination on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 03:47:00 PST