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kelly!

i don't wanna be just a weekend kid

About Me

i'm so amazingly cool you could keep a side of meat in me for a month.
i'm so hip i have difficulty seeing over my pelvis.

go here to buy tickets to my second roller derby bout June 10th in louisville, ky against naptown!

My Interests

smells, chocolate, npr, nuclear magnetic resonance, roller skating, hyperspace bypasses, popeyes chicken, my past, and daydreaming about clean spaces.

I'd like to meet:

people who read books for fun.

Music:

today i listened to fleetwood mac, the low budjets, die hunns, and iron maiden; it was a good day. i like music that makes me sore the next day from too much irking around.

Movies:

taladaga nights. period.

Television:

is awesome. examples of why: king of the hill, strangers with candy, sex and the city, northern exposure, 30 rock. i would watch the office but i have a permanent thursday evening obligation. "but how do you watch 30 rock?" asks a snarky loser. nbc shows it online. and i sit and watch at my computer. who's the loser now?!

Books:

i only read DNA

My Blog

summer conquests

so far my plan for total summer movie domination is coming to fruition. here's what we can knock off the list thus far: hot fuzz: lots of old people in the theater. little known fact about the elderl...
Posted by kelly! on Thu, 31 May 2007 09:08:00 PST

no more burn!

today was my last day in the noble molybdenum lab. this means that once i have the chance to do my laundry about three times i will no longer have the characteristic odor of burn. wave farewell dear f...
Posted by kelly! on Wed, 30 May 2007 10:07:00 PST

derby day

my belly is jittery. only 3 hours till rink time and then only 5 hours to the whole things gets started. i hope no paying customer is disappointed and that i remember how to skate after 1 week off and...
Posted by kelly! on Sun, 20 May 2007 11:05:00 PST

no pee

i have all up and done and graduated. i'm done with undergraduate course work, i've got some swell smelling flowers, a ridiculously good pie,  my cats have deemed my honor cord their new toy,&nbs...
Posted by kelly! on Sun, 13 May 2007 08:48:00 PST

fire up the popcorn

i haven't been to the movies since christmas break when i saw the good shepherd and casino royale less than 24 hours apart. both were awesome. so yeah, the deal is i don't get to go to movies. no one ...
Posted by kelly! on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 10:42:00 PST

children

one final in 3 hours means it's time to procrastinate and cruise the space. although i am mildly concerned with my test and lab reports due in next two days and other stressful events (only 7 more pr...
Posted by kelly! on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 08:18:00 PST

memo

so with school 2 weeks from being complete and my decision sent into Northwestern early sunday morning/late saturday  night after being thoroughly inebriated by the connor bbq i have given up on ...
Posted by kelly! on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 02:10:00 PST

i rode my horse from heaven to tell you...

that you should seriously watch 30 rock. oh dear god it is hilarious. and me and the other 5,999,999 people who watch it are a lot smarter than you. so call me a cunt, but my parents love me! if this...
Posted by kelly! on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 09:01:00 PST

brrr

today i think i'll go to northwestern. yeah, that sounds great. it's scary, cold, and intimidating. but i'll be a better person for it. right?  
Posted by kelly! on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 12:38:00 PST

snap crackle pop

tonight i broke the plate on my skate. i'd like to think of this as equivalent to breaking a drumhead, but really i'm just too much girl for the plates. i'm pissed. this was my first pair of skates to...
Posted by kelly! on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 07:40:00 PST