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Audrey

pooping is fun

About Me

Odd Re Ject. lives in the dark, has no friends. Or at least that's what my sisters used to chant when they wanted to torture me. I still have divets around my eyes from the forks.About me. I'm desperatly in love with my Husband Ryan. Ryan is my hero, I have more respect for him then anyone and am so proud to be his wife.Poop. I will always think poop and farts are funny. i poop my pants every once in a while. I think it's been about 4 or 5 times in my adult life. Usually i'm sick when it happens. regardless of the reason. It's been funny every time.I am a great friend. I am a great friend because I love with all my might the friends that I have.i buy drink accesories. umbrellas and lanterns. Anything to make the coctail I offer when you come for a visit fun and ridiculous. Please play checkers with me. I'll win every time. It won't be fun for you at all. But I'm desperate to play. I have a whole closet full of board games. You sunk my battle ship.Native Californian. Although I rejected the Mid West when i moved here I have come to embrase Evansville and It's home like ways.I need to dye my hair. white trash roots you see.stomp, scream, break some shit. You'll be alright.I can tell you a story. A story of a girl who came from the saddest, sickest, place. I survived. A few blackened places scarred into my heart but the rest is full of happiness and love. A happy life.

My Interests

I love watching murder, Tivo, Throwing big parties and having a billion kinds of fun. Kick ball, good coffee, grocery shopping with my Honey. Hand granades, pool parties, avacados, foot massages, thinking about how much nicer my house would be if i would only get up and clean it or finish painting. Cooking, Bricco Riella, Best Friend Day with Anne Marie. Shots with Lizz, making RyanMann's eyes light up when I make him bacon. Tubin' Yay, Hot tub action, cantalope when it's in season, Amanda's butt and beautiful smile. Lobser fest, a good poop, our Bidet, awesome sheets, picking my nose, making you dinner. But MOST of all, kissing my sweet husband and loving him.

Music:

misfits, nofx, sloppy seconds, the queers, dirty old men, ramones, me first and the gimme gimmes, vandals, independents, muffs, elvis, cranberrys, byork, tori amos, oingo boingo, fiona apple, one man army, pj harvey, garbage, they might be giants, nirvana, andrew wk, abba, wham, flogging molly, pogues, elastica, social d, creatures, nin, depeche mode, cure, siouxsie, johnny cash, mr. t experience, nurf herder, yeah yeah yeahs, the darkness, liam lynch, reverend horton heat, david bowie, gwar, stray cats, subhumans, talking heads, teen idols, dead milkmen, mullets, lillingtons, the Manges, tigar army, weezer, the groovey goulies, the sounds, Teenage bottle rocket, the kincaids, captain beefheart, pat benitar, joan jett, ace of base, the list goes on and on

Movies:

lord of the rings trilogy, willy wonka and the chocolate factory, nightmare before christmas, pretty in pink, 16 candles, breakfast club, the graduate, big, better off dead, amelie, hudsucker proxie, fight club, beetlejuice, 200 cigerettes, pecker, desperatly seaching susan, goonies, the jerk, old school, ai, american beauty... there are to many

Television:

Good Eats, Survivor, FISHMASTERS!, First 48, Forensic Files, Rock of Love, Price is Right, Tim and Eric's awesome show good job, Starting Over, Family Guy, Iron Chef, Feasting on asfault, American Justice, Upright Citizens Brigade, and the Weather Channel.

Books:

'there is a monster at the end of this book' by grover

Heroes:

Ryan Conner, Julie Darby, Alexis Black, Anne Marie

My Blog

prospects

I got called back for a second interview with Integrity. Sadly, they want it to be as soon as possible, but I can't make it untill friday night because of my work schedule.  It's in Owensburo at ...
Posted by Audrey on Wed, 07 May 2008 05:48:00 PST

Bissell. We mean clean.

What can i say about today.  Little sleep. Interview that went well, but left a lot of questions unanswered.  I feel restless.  I need to clean.  We bought a carpet cleaner yesterd...
Posted by Audrey on Mon, 05 May 2008 02:28:00 PST

toilet is biting my wrist. dang bumble twat.

Last night was fun.    Fun fun fun. Awesome friends, great times.  I love my life.  Today I am also off work with Honey.  What will we do?  What ever we want, that'...
Posted by Audrey on Sun, 04 May 2008 08:28:00 PST

what’s your kitties name?

We have been trying to come up with a name for our new kitten.  Well, Ryan has, and I've been trying to help.  So far we have come up with lotsa names, but two have stuck better then others....
Posted by Audrey on Sat, 03 May 2008 09:34:00 PST

chip chip

i just woke up and have an hour to get to work.  i just realized i have no clean white work shirts and i refuse to wear a white shirt two twice.  i'm a mess and there is always pen, coffee, ...
Posted by Audrey on Thu, 01 May 2008 08:31:00 PST

whisker

My tummy is feeling better.  My body is sching like crazy.  Yard work.  I have to go to work in 20 minutes.  I just hope it's a happy day there today.  I have a kinda stiff h...
Posted by Audrey on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 09:06:00 PST

white chocolate macadamia nut.

my tummy has been tore up all day.  Yesterday too.  What did I eat?  drink?  do to deserve this?  ugh. this kitty just climbed up my leg and is not swiping at my hand as i ty...
Posted by Audrey on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 05:52:00 PST

gurgling

i just woke up from a awesome nap.  kitten slept on me the entire time and it was sweet.  i'm really counting down the time.  Honey should be home between midnight and one am.  i'...
Posted by Audrey on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 05:28:00 PST

AH HA!

The camera is working after all.  Who knew.  So I posted pictures of my new Kitten and my two new spider bat kitties.  I love all three of them.  One more day to go until Honey is...
Posted by Audrey on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 10:49:00 PST

fuzzy hike

I slept in till after noon!  I can't tell you how long it has been since i've actually done that.  I feel like a new woman.  I almost have the energy to clean my house.   I'll...
Posted by Audrey on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 10:39:00 PST