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Daryn

Nothing happened with the dinner... because of you.

About Me


I sit front of a computer and compute things every day, usually in photoshop, illustrator or flash. I'm probably computing some sort of information right at this very moment... using my computer to do that.

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My Interests

Forgetting to take my vitamins. Sea Monkeys. Shiny gadgets. Pickling. Smeltering.

I'd like to meet:


Nobody really besides old and current friends.

Music:

Ween, Iggy Pop, Sonic Youth, Dinosaur Jr., Zep, Deftones, Steely Dan, DK, Wesley Willis, Rolling Stones, Fu Manchu, Zamfir.

Movies:

Buffalo 66, Revenge of the Nerds, Karate Kid, Point Break, Goodfellas, American Psycho, Spinal Tap, Fast Times, Old School Clint Eastwood.

Television:

Aerobics shows on PBS from the 70's.

When I'm bored I watch TV, A Million things I want to see, Fill up both sides of my mind, TV, I want to take you for my bride.

Books:

You don't have to read if you're not in school, Dumbass.

Heroes:

I'm a Batman guy.

My Blog

TV

So, the wife and daughter are out of town for a few weeks visiting relatives back home in Utah and I find myself watching a whole hell of a lot of TV. For starters, I've been paying way too ...
Posted by Daryn on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 09:49:00 PST

Milk

holy crap I hate milk. Milk is sick. Don't ever trust anyone who claims to love milk with your life.But I love cereal. Cap'n Crunch, Rice Checks with sugar, Cookie Crisp, Waffel-O's ( why don't they m...
Posted by Daryn on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 07:44:00 PST

Jay Rollin' in Vegas

Not that kind of Jay Rollin'... So we were in Vegas (whatever) the other day, and we were noticing that EVERYBODY jay walks in that town. This wasn't just happening on small unused streets, it wa...
Posted by Daryn on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 04:24:00 PST

Synonyms

Wiccan = Massive Douche Bag
Posted by Daryn on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 07:21:00 PST

Special Effects.

This subject has been bothering me for awhile now, but I recently saw a movie that reignited the issue. We live in a golden age of movies with special effects. Who wasn't wowed by the Lord Of The Ring...
Posted by Daryn on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 10:24:00 PST

Out Of Context

Sunday night my mother in law says to me in all seriousness... "Have you got wood?"         Inside I was busting up and thinking "not at the moment..." but the situation was ...
Posted by Daryn on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 09:49:00 PST

Seriously...

What the F are these shoes all about? Why are these popular?  I see chicks all over Southern California wearing these ridiculously ugly as crap shoes. People, we live where...
Posted by Daryn on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 10:40:00 PST

No Way!

I just learned that I can now get the NASCAR station on Sirius. How awesome is that? Now I can *listen* to cars turn left while I'm driving to work, I can't wait.
Posted by Daryn on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 05:13:00 PST

Urine

I peed on my cat this morning. It was by accident. It was like 4:30 am, I got up to pee and the cat walked between me and the throne, well, the tail interrupted the stream. Stupid ass cat....
Posted by Daryn on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 11:29:00 PST

Clubbin'

So, the wife and I have been shopping for a new living room set as this years x-mas present. Consequently we've been stopping in a lot more parking lots than usual going from store to store....
Posted by Daryn on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 09:51:00 PST