Hmmmmmm, stuff mostly. I heart stuff. Anything gnarly really. Stuff thats awesome is gnarly.
Anyone who pegs their pants or plays the keytar. Also people who will let me pinch their knees to see if they're boy crazy.
Soft hits from the 80's and 90's
Spinal Tap, Office Space, Weird Science, The Jerk, Goonies, Cry Baby, Mystery Men, Stand By Me, 16 Candles, Raising Arizona, Best In Show, Shaun of the Dead
Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.-Cliff Claven
Sadly cake decorating books, Geek Love, Catcher in the Rye, The VC Andrews incest series, Bukowski, So You've Decided to Steal Cable.
The next time I have meat and mashed potatoes, I think I'll put a very large blob of potatoes on my plate with just a little piece of meat. And if someone asks me why I didn't get more meat, I'll just say, "Oh, you mean this?" and pull out a big piece of meat from inside the blob of potatoes, where I've hidden it. Good magic trick, huh?