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::click click:: African Booty Scratcher

This is the real and only ::Click Click::

About Me

Was African Booty Scratch Champion 2002-2004
::click clock click clop click bop::SEND FOOD VERY HUNGRY:: click click::

My Interests

eating
wrestling and fighting for scraps
looking at pictures of food
scratchin' bootays

I'd like to meet:

FEMA, UNICEF, Red Cross, Christian Children's Fund, People who want to send me pictures of foodSkinny girls, fat girls, girls with blonde hair, really old girls, girls who like to go to the grocery store

Music:

crunk shit
japenese pop
david hasselhoff

Movies:

Karate Kid II
3 Ninjas Kick Back
Sidekicks
Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants

Television:

Too broke to own one

Books:

Rachel Ray cookbooks

Heroes:

Luol Deng

My Blog

Spring 07

Yo, Yo, whats up? Your little homie ::click click:: coming to you from the projects in the Chi. I been losin my african accent since I moved here from The Sudan. I put on some weight. Its aight here. ...
Posted by ::click click:: African Booty Scratcher on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 10:35:00 PST

"The Man" is trying to take my visa

"The Man" being my old man. He says I can't goto Duke University and join the lacrosse team pending the lawsuit, whatever that means, ::CLICK CLICK::
Posted by ::click click:: African Booty Scratcher on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 10:51:00 PST

Found a place to live

::click click:: likes it here. ::click click:: is going to move here when ::click click:: is ready to fight for table scraps  ...
Posted by ::click click:: African Booty Scratcher on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 10:55:00 PST

Coming to America

::click click:: is leaving for the United States in a few days. ::click click:: thinks there is food to be won in underground fighting organizations. ::click click:: is a scrappy little fellow ::click...
Posted by ::click click:: African Booty Scratcher on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 07:59:00 PST

Will fight for scraps

::click click:: is of course starving. ::click click:: wants to join organization that will let ::click click:: work for table scraps. ::click click:: is a former competive eater also. Any kind of wor...
Posted by ::click click:: African Booty Scratcher on Wed, 31 May 2006 04:37:00 PST

I'm so friggin' hungry

Please post pictures of food on my comments. I want to know what I'm missing. ::click click::
Posted by ::click click:: African Booty Scratcher on Mon, 29 May 2006 01:27:00 PST