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Matthew Da Smitdog

I'm not a prayer, or a miracle worker, I'm just another person. LOL

About Me

Well, it's me, and this is my Myspace profile, I'm as proud a New Englander as you will see. Here are some facts.
Born on February 26, 1987, making me 20.
I can be one of the greatest people in your life, provided you don't piss me off.
I go to work at Merrimack Education Center, specifically in the kitchen department on Linnell Circle.
I am a graduate of Campus Academy/SEEM Collaborative from 2006.
The only things on TV that matter to me are anime, cartoons, (Yes, these two are different from one another, as far as storylines and styles are a go.) TV sitcoms all the way to the late 90's and sports.
If there were a world record for the most all-nighters pulled on school nights, you've met your match.
I have lived in the Bay State known as Massachusetts all my life, living in Roslindale, South Boston, Dorchester, Roslindale again, Wakefield, and since August 2003, Everett.
If I ever moved out of Massachusetts, I'd prefer someplace warm, like San Diego, Las Vegas, Phoenix, Dallas, Houston, Atlanta, and anywhere in South Florida, from Tampa-St.Pete down south.
I hate RPG's and it's various forms. (A real waste of time, I prefer playing right-into-action kind of games where you don't have do any thinking regarding attacks, hitpoints, items, and all that crap. Sorry if you don't like my opinion on it, but I just ain't into it.)
If you got a question to ask me (other than about having sex), talk to me, you'll likely get an answer.
When it comes to romance, I prefer kissing and hugging as opposed to having sex. I know, call me a wimp, a virgin of other things, but that's just how I prefer it.
I'm single, if any ladies are intrested. *nods*
Things that make me happy: Basketball, College Basketball, NBA Basketball, Baseball, Little League Baseball, MLB Baseball, Football, High School Football, College Football, NFL Football, Flag Football, Arena Football, American Football, Canadian Football, Rugby, Volleyball, Beach Volleyball, Lacrosse, College Lacrosse, Hockey, College Hockey, NHL Hockey, Floor Hockey, Soccer, MLS Soccer, International Soccer, Dodgeball, Kickball, Bombardment, Bunnyball (It was a game I played in elementary school, it was like baseball, only the bat was a tennis racket and the ball being a tennis ball.), Miniature Golf, Speed Skating, Street Racing, Anime, Manga, Cosplay, good Anime Music Videos, Anime Conventions, various Japanese stuff, Mecha, large Space Battleships, Fanservice, Anime Schoolgirls, Anime girls that kick a$$, Pocky, Soda, Diet Soda, Gatorade, Fruit Juice, Total 100% Cereal, Milk, Pizza, Burgers, Burger King, Fuddruckers, Eagles Deli, Boston Sports Teams, Nike products, Music, Zen Nano MP3 players, HD Televisions, Video Game consoles, Emulators, Roms, Sonic the Hedgehog series, Crash Bandicoot series, Streets of Rage series, Dead or Alive series, Contra video game series, Dance Dance Revolution series, Mo-Cap Boxing, Madden NFL series, Racing games, any game from EA Sports, Comedy shows, Comedy movies, Sports movies, TV Sports channels, Cartoons, Old school Nicktoons, Colleges and Universities, School Vacations, Wrestling (the stuff that's 'fake'), Mixed Martial Arts, Liberalism, Globalization, War, Democratic politics, Capitalism, Public Transportation, Boston, Bostonians, Massachusetts, New England, New Englanders, The United States of America, Americans, and Earth.
Things that make me go puke: Conservatives, Republican politics, Communism, Global Warming, New York Sports Teams (That includes those from New York City AND Upstate New York, with the exception of Syracuse University.), New York Sports fans (except those that show class), Other teams fans that go to my favorite teams' homegames and act like assholes (Pretty much applies to the New York guys too.), NASCAR, Sanctioned drag racing, the RIAA, the MPAA, JASRAC (Japanese Society for Rights of Authors, Composers and Publishers, they're the copyright administration for all Japanese media, and they all want your money!), The FCC, Screen Actors Guild, Labor Unions, Islamic Republic of Iran, Year-round school (We ain't the Asians in education, fellas!), school uniforms (unless the girls uniform includes a skirt and white socks, that's fine. =D), racism, Psuedo All-American people (those who hate all foreign goods), uber-Conservative Christian people, people that bitch at me for my opinions, people who are challenged to fight that are pussies enough to 'one-up' (i.e. pull out a knife/firearm, etc.) on the other guy, that's about it, I think...
Favorite Sports Teams
Baseball: Boston Red Sox, and anyone that beats the $pankee$. Japanese Baseball: Seibu Lions (And not just because Dice-K used to play for them, OK?)
Football: New England Patriots, New Orleans Saints.
Basketball: Boston Celtics, and anyone that beats the Lakers in the playoffs.
Hockey: Boston Bruins, and anyone that beats the six Canadian NHL clubs in the postseason.
Soccer: New England Revolution. European club: Any team that is kitted by Nike. International: United States, Japan, South Korea, Italy, Ireland, and Germany.
NCAA (all sports): Boston College Eagles
Big Ten: Wisconsin Badgers.
Big East: Syracuse Orange, Rutgers Scarlet Knights (football), and the Georgetown Hoyas.
Big 12: Texas Longhorns.
Pac-10: Anyone that beats USC in football.
SEC: Basically anyone, though I've been jealous of Florida's success as of late.
Non-BCS league teams: BYU Cougars, Boise State Broncos, Fresno State Bulldogs.
Non-BCS Non-football/1-AA teams: Gonzaga Bulldogs, anyone from the Missouri Valley Conference, and anyone from the Atlantic 10 (UMass included!).

My Interests

Now in alphabetic order and straightened out for your optimal viewing pleasure.

Anime
Baseball
Basketball
Breakfast
Cartoons
Comedy stuff
Computers
Contra
Crash Bandicoot
Dead or Alive
Dodgeball
DDR
DVDs
Food
EA Sports
ECW (the non-WWE branded one)
Football
Gatorade
Hockey
Internet
Lacrosse
Mini-Golf
Mixed Martial Arts
MySpace
Newspapers
Politics
Public Transportation
PRIDE FC
Rugby
SEGA
Soccer
Soda
Sonic the Hedgehog
Television
TNA
UFC
WWE
Women
XBox

All the other things I like can be seen in About Me section... look to the right.
As far as my side of politics go, I'm even on some sides of Liberalism and Conservatives, but on others I'm Liberal, and am slightly Democratic.
Your Political Profile:
Overall: 30% Conservative, 70% Liberal
Social Issues: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Ethics: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Defense and Crime: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal How Liberal Or Conservative Are You?
In 1987 (the year you were born)
Ronald Reagan is president of the US

Wall Street crashes sending the Dow Jones Industrial average down 22.6%

President Reagan and Soviet Leader Gorbachev sign an unprecedented missile reduction agreement

Televangelist Jim Bakker resigns amid accusations of sexual infidelity and financial impropriety

Wall Street financier Ivan Boesky is sentenced to three years in prison in an insider trading scandal

Gary Hart withdraws from the 1988 presidential campaign under accusations of infidelity

The Food and Drug Administration approves anti-AIDS drug AZT

Prozac makes its debut in the US

Bow Wow, Joss Stone, and Hilary Duff are born

Minnesota Twins win the World Series

New York Giants win Superbowl XXI

Edmonton Oilers win the Stanley Cup

Three Men and a Baby is the top grossing film

"Walk Like An Egyptian" by The Bangles spends the most time at the top of the US charts

Full House, Married with Children, and Star Trek: The Next Generation premiere What Happened the Year You Were Born?One day, I would like to be a DJ/Sports talk radio show host for a radio station covering Mars and Jupiter, where I'd be living in my own personal satellite, and be munching on Dunkin' Dounts and Krispy Kremes delivered to me from their stations nearby. I'd be so popular in those places that Tony Kornheiser would be breaking out of his cryogenic chamber in rage at the news of how much money and ratings I'm making there, and that Michael Wilbon will be laughing his ass off at his reaction from Heaven. Here's a prosepctive picture of what it would look like in that particular time.

I'd like to meet:

People I'd like to meet and shake their hand: Many Boston sports legends and coaches, anime voice actors, Deval Patrick, Mikhail Gorbachev (Ronald Reagan didn't kill communism, Gorbachev DESTROYED it.), Junichiro Koizumi, Václav Havel, Nelson Mandela, Kevin Smith, Borat Sagdiyev (I think there's this movie about him out, go see it, it will change you.) Denis Leary, (100% asshole, and damn proud of it!) Dane Cook, Larry David, Jeff Garlin, George Carlin (Seven dirty words! There you go. =D) Steve Carell, Melanie Martinez (ex-PBS Kids Sprout host who did the sex-ed PSAs and got fired for it!), Greg Lee, (former host of that game show "Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego", which I watched daily as a kid.) Morgan Spurlock, Simon Cowell, 50 Cent, Eminem, Snoop Dogg, Paul Wall, A-Kon, T.I., John Cena, Tom Coughlin, Don Cherry, Bob Knight, Mack Brown, Greg Schiano (for all the work he did in turning a laughingstock of a football team into a big-time winner deserves major kudos), Jim Grobe (ditto for him), LaVell Edwards, Barry Alvarez, Michael Wilbon, Ron Dayne, Michael Jordan, Eric Cantona, Marco Materazzi, Alonzo Mourning, John Thompson, John Thompson III (he will better than his father in victories, conference titles, and national championships at G'Town, just give him 25 more years!), Phil Knight, Robert Kraft, John Henry, Baldwin the Eagle (great guy), Wally the Green Monster (awesome), Bucky Badger (one hell of a party animal!), Megumi Hayashibara, Many NHL, NFL, MLB, and NBA players, many college athletes, sports fans, Members of Red Sox Nation, Boston Sports fans, anime fans, old friends from my childhood, other people that are into my interests, you.

People I'd like to meet and beat 'em with a sledgehammer: Anyone on the New York Yankees, Peyton Manning, Reggie "whiner from Thug 'U'" Wayne, Adam Vinatieri, (real Boston sports legends don't bolt for rival teams and become traitors!), Mitt Romney, any rude workers on the MBTA, Phil Simms (if you watch any football games with him commentating along, he has to be the worst color commentator in sports television history!), Dook Vitale, (He's tied for first now!) Mike Krzyzewski, (he has ruined basketball, I tell you) Jim Calhoun, (a real scumbag) Bob Thuggins, (Be very glad he's gone, K-State fans, he would've done a lot worse.) The Game, (rapper, who as my friend Mike Mastrullo would say is a b!tch!), Sebastian the Ibis, (he looks more like a fucked-up Donald Duck as a suit, Watch out! Disney may sue!) Kobe Bryant, J.J. Redick, Kellen Winslow II, Michael Irvin, Jimmy Johnson (NFL coach), Terrell Owens, Adam Jones, Chris Henry, (Nothing against you, WVU fans, but these two have some things in common.) Don Imus (Never heard of him, and I'm glad I never did!), Tom from Myspace, Tom Cruise, Mel Gibson (How do you feel now being mocked by Denis Leary, Sugartits?), Jon Heder (a talentless hack of an "actor", if he ever qualified.), Paris Hilton, Jennifer Lopez, Fidel Castro (it's death for him), Ryan Seacrest, David Beckham, Zinedine Zidane (instead of a punch, it's a headbutt, and it's to the balls!), Matt Millen (What a lousy GM, and racist to boot!), Lou Holtz (King of Probation, and the "fake punt"), Bob Stoops, Tom O'Brien (The guy who couldn't win the Big One!), Doc Rivers, (He ain't making us feel better.) Danny Ainge, (Great player, horrible front office guy) Jeremy Jacobs, (Pinching his pennines since '75!) Drew Rosenhaus, Scott Boreass and MUCH MORE people I can't think about right now.

I don't know anyone who watches C-SPAN (Who does really?) but this guy knows how to spice things up.

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Myspace Layouts

Music:

I listen to generally any kind of music, and if someone were to give me a choice, my preference would be rap/hip-hop, plus various forms of rock music, a bit of Japanese music too.
Check out this MySpace MP3 Player !

Movies:

I enjoy comedy movies, kids movies that I enjoyed from back in the day, action movies, martial arts flicks, various anime films, virtually any sports movie, humorous documentaries/mockumentaries (like Super Size Me and Borat, etc.), and good low-budget films. (Kevin Smith, I'm talking to you!) And there's this one film I like about a Michael Jordanesque basketball player who was earning comparisons to the Airness, winning titles with the greatest big-man (and maybe the best player overall, even better than MJ!) to play basketball for LA, getting all his money through his endorsements, only to see it all crash down on him simply because he had the urge to spend one night alone in Colorado with a teenage schoolgirl. Hey wait a minute, that actually happened!

Television:

SportsCenter
ESPN Monday Night Countdown
College Gameday (the football version, not the crap one for basketball.)
Pardon the Interruption
Around the Horn
Cold Pizza (if Kit Hoover ever comes back.)
NESN Sportsdesk
Family Guy
American Dad!
The Simpsons
South Park
American Idol (so I can see the "hopefuls" f up and Simon rubbing the salt in their wounds. Hahaha!!!)
The Colbert Report (Celebrate Stephen Colbert Day on March 20, in Canada!)
The Sopranos
Every Sonic the Hedgehog cartoon series ever made, except for Underground.
Doug (Nicktoon)
Rocko's Modern Life
Catdog
Inuyasha
FLCL
Neon Genesis Evangelion
Martian Successor Nadesico
Fullmetal Alchemist
Cowboy Bebop
Great Teacher Onizuka
Rurouni Kenshin
Gunparade March
Trinity Blood
Blue Gender
Blood+
Eureka 7
Crayon Shin-chan!
Outlaw Star (Cyborg chick, a fiery Amazon feminist, and an assassin dressed in a kimono. The choice is yours, Mr. Gene Starwind. =D)
Bleach
Naruto
and more...
Oh yeah, I prefer my anime dubbed, in English! Because it makes shows more enjoyable that way (though I like subs too.)

Books:

Oy, I used to enjoy Curious George books as a kid, now it's basically Sports Autobiographies, magazines covering my interests and manga volumes (if the last two ever counted.)

Heroes:

My mom, my dad, my 2 older sisters, my late aunt, my teachers throughout my life at school, and a former college hockey player by the name of Peter Hanlon, who played the role of student aide in my final year of high school!

My Blog

Random thoughts, from me.

-The ESPY awards would be so much better if they were shown live, rather than just being taped and having the results spoiled.-Basketball would be a much more enjoyable game for the fanatics, if every...
Posted by Matthew Da Smitdog on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 01:09:00 PST