Lindsay Bucks

I was named after Lindsey Buckingham. And that fact has defined my entire life. But you can call me K Cavallari. Or Lindsay Two Times. I'm a hottie. I have a ridiculous memory & know the words to every cheesy pop song if I have had the (dis)pleasure of hearing it on the radio once. This does not mean that I'm not a huge classic rock fiend. Or that I think J Lo is talented. Mango Margaritas are my one true love. With my feet on the dash, the world doesn't matter. I have an innapropriate obsession with Natalie Portman. I completely identify myself with her "I can tap dance. You wanna see me tap dance?" I take things seriously always. I act seriously never. My dad is a musical genius who plays guitar, piano, trumpet, everything else and sings better than I ever will. He has every Beatles album recorded and is the reason music is my life. When I was little he would play guitar and the 2 of us would sing. The first thing I have a memory of is him playing Rocky Raccoon. I have been called Lucy since I was little little because of Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds and my eyes. I am the ultimate multitasker .I rock the side pony like no other. I have an ipod, named Mypod, which I am always dancing around with. note: After Mypod's 4th death & revival, he has finally been replaced with Babycakes, his black little brother. I don't eat. And I don't sleep. I just, umm, "run on 100 proof attitude power". I had a freckle on my lip before Lindsay Lohan made it cool. I've always been painfully shy. I make a mean grill cheese, & toast a nice marshmellow... both to goldeny brown perfection. I don't bull shit & I don't waste peoples' time, bc I have no tolerance for people who waste mine. I flew planes in the 1800's I have never lied & I have never stolen anything in my entire life. Linds: "Let's go. I've got tequila and carrot sticks out in the car" Lotte:"Wait a second... Can we just talk about that combination?"..... I believe that there are 6 food groups: fruits, vegetables, peanut butter, french fries, diet coke, and alcohol. Thus, this is a complete meal: Being lactose intollerant & a vegetarian is not the same as being a vegan. But I'm not even a vegetarian anymore anyways. I love being outside and will spend as much time out in the sun as possible. I've been singing in choirs, vocal jazz ensembles, & a capella groups since I was little, but I'll only do my Vanessa Carlton impression for Matthew Reich. I own an obscene amount of silver jewelry. And black shirts for that matter. I run. Everyday. And I don't mean I go for a little stroll around the block. I mean I run. Like a Kenyan. Until my feet bleed. I Love my little brother and little sisters more than anything, even if they are all taller than me now!When my friends are in a bad mood I bake them things & buy them presents. I am the world's biggest cuddler and I absolutely hate sleeping alone. I'm natural freeeeeezing and I really really really hate being cold, and if you leave anything around I will turn it into a blanket. I own 427 pairs of underwear but I hate the word "panties". Seriously, the word freaks me out. "LEFT-OVERS can't be hoes. It's in the rules." I Love kids & could spend a whole meal in a restaurant making funny faces at the 5 yr old sitting at the table next to ours. Everywhere we go I see little kiddos I want to kidnap & take to the zoo & play with forever. But don't worry. Jenn has told me many times that "It is never acceptable to steal humans" & I've listened to her. Thus far. I have difficulty keeping my tongue in my mouth. I used to have a problem w biting people all the time. I'm over it. I think. I like it when people try to win me prizes in dinersI am a textbook Gemini: I was the little girl with ballerina sheets on my bed and a wrestling poster hanging on my wall. In high school I was a bit of a freaking smartypants who got National Merit Scholar, based on the results from PSATs which I took still drunk from the night before. I also sang in every choir & performed in every play, but spent the nights partying w my boyos. I'm a really good cook, but I live on like sprouts & rice, "bc rice is good when you want to eat 2 million of something!" I'm supposed to have this highpowered math actuary career, but I really want to stay home w my kids, bake brownies, & go on their fieldtrips. Sweet tea is fantastic . As is hungover pink lemonadeCatholic school as vicious as Roman rule I got my knuckles brusied by a lady in black And I held my toungue as she told me Son Fear is the heart of love So I never went back.I am obsessed with the sea & pirates. I idolize the pirate lifestyle and attempt to emulate it as much as possible (minus the raping and pillaging). Thanks to the lovely Peter Pan, this may be slightly connected with the fact that I Love Tinkerbell & sometimes I like to pretend that I am her. Alyssa drew me an awesome Tink for my birthday and Tina, Kara, & Jimmy even made me a Tinkerbear for graduation!I'm so scared of the dark and such a fraidycat that I call people at 4 am and make them go through every room and closet to prove nothing's there and then stay with me. I Love my hot tub, especially when it is snowing outside, and will sit in it for hours a day when I am home. Vagina Vagina VaginaaaaaI Love Mary Kate, and not Ashley. Almost Famous is my life, and not just cuz Kate Hudson talks to peple while she pees. Or because stillwater is on my ipod. Or because Elton John wrote Tiny Dancer about me. I love scruffy dirty boys, as long as they are pretty. Case in point: you will never get me to give up my love of Bert by pointing out that he doesn't use shampoo. I have a twin. and Jenn & I look like freaking twins in this pic. In either case, I'd be the freakishly tan twinnie... Matt is also apparently my twin brother. One time Neal & I found this pickle store hidden down a little lane in Lawrence & then Matty called me to tell me he saw the United Pickle Truck. I have an ongoing relationship with tots. I am a freaking human dictionary. I also know the rules of grammar & speak properly, using ridiculous phrases like "I cannot believe Britney Spears is with child!" I also like to pretend I am ghetto & insert "thugg" & "yo" into as many sentences as possible. I am not ghetto. I am countryclub. Boys steal my clothes. I always have on at least 487 rings . For some reason, people are fascinated by this and call me Lord of the Rings or Ringo or whatever the hell else they can tihnk of at the time. They're just rings. It's not that exciting. However, I have tiny tiny hands, so I spend half of my life crawling on the floor looking for the ring that just fell off. That is a bit amusing. I am a expert at destroying denim.I know the theme song to about a million shows and once spent a whole party drunk, sitting in the middle of a kitchen floor singing gummi bears/ hey dude/ who's the boss/ strawberry short/ different strokes/etc. w/ Christen & Lauren.I hate roses cuz they're ugly & smelly. Instead, I have always Loved tulips & will get married in spring so that they will be in season. I own a million little boy wife beater tank tops & would like to wear them everyday if I could.If I see something someone I know would like, I buy it for them without even thinking. I also do everything for everyone. I have no tolerance for people who take this for granted & weed them out of my life quite swiftly. I've gone to Disney World w my dad every year since I was 2, usually twice a year. I am still 5 yrs old and I Love it. Pluto & I are wicked close. I Like to go to dive bars, get hammered & forget how we got home. Dropping everything I own during this is cool too, bc well, I have a drinking problem. But at least I look good doing it! Noone really seems to mind (or notice). I especially enjoy doing shots "To the Sanctity of Marriage" I am radioactive. I get weak at the sound of a piano and a pretty tenor voice. I am a world class mini golfer , a limbo professional , and a pull up champion .I like to pretend I speak Spanish & make up Spanish sounding words. Just go with it. Since I found her in junior high, I will only go to Danielle to style my hair. She is the only hairdresser who won't make me cry and I Love her. In high school my hair was bleach blonde and I won best hair at prom HA. I finally got it back to brown and then had to dye it red red red for a play. The day after New Year's freshman year in college I chopped it all off and noone recognized me when I came back. I've was growing it super long since then. And after 4 years, my hair was so long that I could wear it as a shirt, ala Britney Spears. Thanks to humid summers I often sport "storm hair" Note: It has since been hacked off, dyed black, stripped out, dyed red, hacked off again. Who knows. I have a problem. AAAAAAAAAAAAnd now, my baby has returned. The (blonde) bitch is back! I have zero tolerance for the human race.I think that Mae's Tisbury Lane & All the Right Reasons by the Jayhawks are probably the prettiest songs ever written. However, if you ask me at any point in my life, I will always tell you my favorite song is Eye of the Tiger by Survivor. It really is Tiny Dancer. I (don't) pee in pools. I have always been, & always will be, a die hard Yankee fan. Don't get me started because I actually know a lot about sports. I am not just some stupid girl who thinks Jeter is hot. Paul O'Neill has always been my favorite player & I have been known to make out w shirts that have his picture on em. Somehow I managed to bring 1 little bag on tours, which is wierd bc when I go on vacation anywhere I bring everything I own. My suitcase is always over the wieght limit on flights and I always get out of being charged extra somehow. I'm good at getting out of speeding tickets too. I was Miss Teen Dance of America. Twice. In high school apparently I thought I was the designated party queen. Every Cast Party Prom Party & New Year's was at my house. I have been in more car accidents than anyone ever should and I somehow have managed to survive them all. March 06 I got hit head on and totalled my car. My pretty little VW now looks like this My Last Week airbag saved my life EDIT: Barry now has a little red brother Trey! When I was little I used to play connect the dots with all my freckles, except the little one below my left eye, bc it has always been my favorite. I get very excited when I get new freckles, which happens often since I am tanorexic and usually end up the same color as the band van couch. I'm still kind of in denial about this though. This is not a new development. I've always been this color. I always have a bag in my car everytime I go out bc I always end up sleeing somewhere. I am a germ freak and wash my hands about 50 times a day. Even though Matt attacked me w a mic & chipped one of mine, , I still get physically nauseous if I have to talk to someone w/ bad teeth. Mine are ridiculously white bc I only drink my soda through a straw & I brush them 987 times a day. My friends know this and take advantage of the fact that I always have gum. I'm a sucker for boys in glasses.