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Zelda

I am here for Serious Relationships

About Me

Hi, I'm Zelda. I am a dog, a minature long haired dachshund to be exact. I only have a few interests in life, they consist of: food, toys and people. If you see me, say hi, I won't bite.

My Interests

Potty training, sleeping, being asleep, dreaming, stealing pillow space, lying down with my eyes closed, sleeping with my eyes open, eating, chewing, being CRAZY!

I'd like to meet:

Someone who is a messy eater and will play with me.

Music:

Black Metal, Hardcore, Snoop Dog, Bow Wow, Bone Thug, Danzig....

Movies:

Battle Royale, Ichii the Killer, Suicide Club, Oblivion, Table Tennis, Old Boy, Celestine Prophecy...even though I slept through the entire thing....

Books:

I can't read when sleeping....

Heroes:

Milky Joe and Frost from Satyricon