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Kelly Freakin Bleachmaxxx

I am here for Networking

About Me

I own a really cute boutique called The Oak Park Mall. And I have a lovely son named Dani Lynn.

My Interests

I'm into select fat bald babies, B. Guinta, P. Noland, B. Zuraw, H. Cave, L. Braun, N. Ryan, K. Guardiola, A. Ashby Strawberry Hill, crying at PeeWee football games, the Monster Mash, Columbus Park The Big Easy, Sunday Educational Funday, ginko trees, hecklers, being Aunt Shemumu, morning sex, PG 13, Bowlegged Bumblebees, hanging out with kc and mpls' creme de la creme ladies, Union Pacific, waking up early and making breakfast for the kiddies, free dumplings (steamed), The move-about itch and others infected, Percy the dog, the Band Boxes Big Burger, Kareoke, bad words, mums, faith in something bigger, mom's sound advice, applesause out of the jar, sobriety, and a big yard for my big dog and a big porch for my fat ass. Hey wanna watch me sob? Put on Cat Stevens and talk about Danielle Joyce Guardiola.

Music:

Neil Young. Os Mutantes. Otis. Brian Wilson. Huge Rat Attacks...aka Huge Rattatats. Cat Stevens. Bowie. Mike Gunther. Bob Wills and his Texas Playboys. The Band. The Ssion. Pop Punk Sunday. Cher. VU. James Chance. Tom Waits. ELO. Television. Regina Spektor. The Hold Steady. Sonics. Nellie Mckay. Bruce. Stevie. Thunder in the Valley. Wire. Dr. Dog.

Movies:

Not Waterhorse. (Slugpet)

Television:

All you can view free cable at my house....you bring the nachos, I'll bring the Zombie Vision.

Books:

Choose your own adventure.

Heroes:

Condi, Hil and Kline.

My Blog

Did you guys know that there is such a place called "Blog Control Center?"

50 ABOUT ME1. Do you wear a name tag at work?How else would people know I'm a Countess?2. What kind of car do you drive?German3. What do you order when you go to Taco Bell?Fart Tostado extra BEANS!4. ...
Posted by Kelly Freakin Bleachmaxxx on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 12:03:00 PST

Offspring...

So I've been a mom for 5 weeks now. Everything was going swimmingly until last Wednesday when Kenny got sick. It wasn't that shocking considering Andrew and I both took turns being sick over the holi...
Posted by Kelly Freakin Bleachmaxxx on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 05:50:00 PST

Getting to know me...........

What is your salad dressing of choice?I like to dress my salads up in little French Maid outfits. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?The Speedy McEat Shack What is your favorite sit down resta...
Posted by Kelly Freakin Bleachmaxxx on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 01:14:00 PST

Ohhh just Wednesday.

Not sure why...I'm assuming cuz I'm pregnant, but when I sneeze, my nipples stay hard for like 20 minutes.I hope the Project Runway gossip I heard this week is true.I'm thinking about Nikki a lot. Won...
Posted by Kelly Freakin Bleachmaxxx on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 02:31:00 PST

Part T W O

1. Do you still talk to the first person you kissed? No, my mom's a bitch2. Have you ever seen your best friend naked?I swear to god I would rip out my eyes.4. What is the best thing about your job? D...
Posted by Kelly Freakin Bleachmaxxx on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 10:02:00 PST

Serve-gay

1. What does your MySpace headline mean?Nick Ryan's amazing addition to the More like a ____-gasm game we invented on the floor at the Triple Rock.2. Elaborate on your default photo: You elaborate on ...
Posted by Kelly Freakin Bleachmaxxx on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 08:27:00 PST

stupid dog that isn't mine

Some little shit dog bit through my boot and broke my skin today. Great. Grand. Wonderful. Ow you little fuck! If you were a kinda fat guy....why would you get a tiny shitbird dog? Looks weird. ...
Posted by Kelly Freakin Bleachmaxxx on Sun, 05 Feb 2006 07:24:00 PST

I'm officially a pizza guy....

I got stoned at work today.
Posted by Kelly Freakin Bleachmaxxx on Sat, 07 Jan 2006 05:55:00 PST

The good days...

I had an amazing night last night, and a great first day on the job. Beefing up our portfolios. Myself along with four of the most enjoyable people that I can think of, finding out my new job is a mob...
Posted by Kelly Freakin Bleachmaxxx on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 02:02:00 PST

I suppose there's two sides to every story....

I just can't fathom why I would want/need to tell you about it.
Posted by Kelly Freakin Bleachmaxxx on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 09:03:00 PST