Justin Yogurt♥ - ProfilesArchive

About Me

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I am Justin.
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I am cocky.

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My Interests

Werd.
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I say nigga casually, and talk to myself. I am in a little band, and I take school seriously.
Life story.

hamburgersally @hotmail.com

"At about eleven o'clock at night, when everyone was gone and the store was locked up from the outside, I went out and undressed the mannequin and I had a big sleeping bag cover. I put it in that, zipped it up and carried it out of the store, which was a pretty dangerous thing to do. I never thought of them maybe having security cameras or being locked in the store, but I walked out with it and took it back home. I ended up getting a taxi and brought it back and kept it with me a couple of weeks. I just went through various sexual fantasies with it, pretending it was a real person, pretending that I was having sex with it, masturbating, and undressing it." - Jeffrey Dahmer

This is my comment box. Backspace this text, dumb shits.

I'd like to meet:

hamburgersally @hotmail.com

I'd find it interesting to meet the guys from SLAYER , because they seem like pretty neat fellers. I want to meet someone whose name is spelled like "Jorge" but pronounced "Whore-hay". I also want to meet Wayne Gretzky, so I can ditch him in Zellers when we are buying me a plastic ball hockey set, because I MAYBE have said I had cancer to get to meet him.

Fuck Children's Wish Foundation, they don't do SHIT for cancerous kids.

Music:

I heart music.
Slayer
Necrophagist
Death
Satyricon
The Black Dahlia Murder
I Killed The Prom Queen
Angra
Megadeth
Blind Guardian
Chimaira
ArchEnemy
At The Gates
Manowar
Iron Maiden
Three Inches Of Blood
Helloween
Stratovarius
Carcass
Opeth
ASG
A Perfect Murder
Exodus
Overkill
(old)AFI
Edguy
Darkest Hour
Mastodon
Venom
Vader
In Flames
Annihilator
Black Flag
DragonForce
Bob King
Yngwie Malmsteen
Dark Funeral
Job For A Cowboy
1349
Dream Evil
Cradle of Filth
Avenged Sevenfold
Dying Fetus
Cannibal Corpse
Rotting Christ
Killswitch Engange
Obliveon
Destruction
Amon Amarth
Metallica
Tiger Army
Sonata Arctica
Kataklysm
Morbid Angel
Anthrax
Crazy Frog
King Diamond
Trivium
Kreator
Gorgoroth
Danzig
Rancid
The Murderdolls
Napalm Death
Impaled Nazarene
Nattefrost
Gamma Ray
Voivod
Throwdown
IHateSally
Behemoth
Vehemence
Strapping Young Lad
Suffocation
Screeching Weasel
DFA 1979
Dissection
Kalmah
Ed Gein
CKy
Peanut Butter Picnic
Dance Club Massacre
The Bled
Darude
Rhapsody
Samael
Death Sausage
Cellador
Macabre
Jaco Pastorius
HorrorPops
Carpathian Forest
Deathstars
Sacred Reich
Bloodbath
Control Denied
Novembers Doom
Malechesh
Naglfar
Rezurex!
Summoning
Hammerfall
Weird Al Yankovic
Basic Element
As I Lay Dying
Emperor
Bullet For My Valentine
Camel
Despised Icon
Dark Woods My Betrothed
Nora
God Dethroned
(old)The Offspring
Obituary
Lord Belial
Rhapsody of Fire
The Devil Wears Prada
Stew McKinsey
Basement Jaxx
Streetlight Manifesto
More!

Movies:

Movies; a favorite pastime of mine. They include but are not limited to the following:
Spun
Grind
A Clockwork Orange
How High
Jackass
Cheese and Crackers
Running Scared
Baker 3
Second to None
Nightmare On Elm Street movies
Halloween movies
Friday The 13th movies
Natural Born Killers
Bubba Ho Tep
What's Eating Gilert Grape
SLC Punk
Scream
Scream 2
Scream 3
Final Destination
Final Destination 2
Final Destination 3
Skinheads USA
Dude, Wheres My Car
Hellraiser
Ginger Snaps
Ginger Snaps 2
Saving Private Ryan
Platoon
Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Evil Dead
Army of Darkness
House of Wax
Cabin Fever
Scary Movie
Scary Movie 2
Scary Movie 3
Scary Movie 4
Ghouls
E.T.
IT
Sniper
Bloodsport
Mortal Kombat
Road Trip
Euro Trip
Exit Wounds
Half Baked
Carrie
Psycho
Rage And Discipline
Gridlock'd
Still Reigning
Cradle 2 The Grave
Yeah Right!
Almost:Round Three
Zero:Dying To Live
Sniper 2
Hostage
Saw
Saw 2
Ass Breakers 3
Passion Of The Christ
Napolean Dynamite
Team America: World Police
South Park: The Movie
Poke'mon: The First Movie
Edward Scissorhands
Cyborg
Robocop 2
Boyz 'N The Hood
Bloodsport
Kickboxer
KKK: Secret History
Terminator
Terminator 2
8 Mile
Star Wars: Rise Of The Empire,
Return Of The Jedi,
Revenge Of The Sith
Aliens
Purple Rain
Baseketball
The Education of Little Tree
Karate Kid
Wrong Turn
Cabin Fever
House Of 1000 Corpses
Leprachaun
The Wall
Hellraiser
War on the Warfield
Candyman
Mask
The Mask
Stir of Echoes
Detroit Rock City
Malibu's Most Wanted
Jackass 2
Various others
Which I don't
Feel like listing...
You must be obsessed with me or something if you made it THIS far!

Books:

The all-time best book ever is Dune by Frank Herbert.

Heroes:

I have many heroes, but the only ones that deserve recognition right now are Adolf Hitler and Jeffrey Dahmer .

My Blog

I Sniff Steel Animals.

Fur-plaster-wagon, nigga-head, and oats-control. Repruhsent HxC.
Posted by Justin Yogurt♥ on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 10:16:00 PST

Hey, wiggers!

I know I look like I do, so it is not really necessary to tell me these things. "Your pants are tight. You look gay." Duuurrrrr. You think I didn't know that when I put'em on?...
Posted by Justin Yogurt♥ on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 08:14:00 PST

PWNAGES.

The following is a rather funny but short pwnage done by none other than Tyler St.Amand :] SLAYER ILoveYouStephany says: hey SLAYER ILoveYouSteph...
Posted by Justin Yogurt♥ on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 11:23:00 PST

I like sos.

In grade one, some kid named Brandon sat behind me...This one day, he passed me a note saying "I like sos" and I was like "What the fuck is sos?" and he's like "You know that stuff you put on spaghet...
Posted by Justin Yogurt♥ on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 09:43:00 PST

Hey Asshole.

Hey Asshole by Screeching Weasel I just thought the lyrics to this song were funny, and you should all read this.Hey asshole your teeth are stained brown from all the shit you talk-Hey asshole what ab...
Posted by Justin Yogurt♥ on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 12:43:00 PST

Ruptured eardrum.

The other day after school, my friend Matt and I thought it would be a good idea to joust eachother using long poles, found in the MSS field. The poles were about half an inch thick...
Posted by Justin Yogurt♥ on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 08:50:00 PST

Homeless World Cup.

I was reading in a Maclean's magazine that there is an international sporting event called the Homeless World Cup of Soccer. The name says it all. Last year, more ...
Posted by Justin Yogurt♥ on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 07:00:00 PST

I bet you all hate this, too.

Remember in, like, grade six when Scary Movie came out, and everyone was like "Whaaaazzzzzuuuup!"? Was that not THE most lacidar (anti-radical) thing ever!? I reme...
Posted by Justin Yogurt♥ on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 08:23:00 PST

Santa is dead.

There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since Santa does not usually visit children of Muslim, Hindu, Jewish or Buddhist religions, this reduces the work...
Posted by Justin Yogurt♥ on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 06:53:00 PST

Poetry.

Step into my dream, this campInside you will seeEradication one by oneOf the impuritiesBody parts lie everywhereUnmarked graves of the damnedIncinerators full of menThe horrors of Auschwitz campDrown ...
Posted by Justin Yogurt♥ on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 11:36:00 PST